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Mike "mikemead" Mead
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I got braces so I could be Butthead for Halloween.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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In a week when a century happened, from VZ to MN, the biggest story was Trump's vow that nothing can stop him but 'my own morality' and 'my own mind'

But a dictatorship that relies on brute force, alternate truth can be stopped. By our morality. My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
Trump now a tyrant restrained only by ‘my own morality.’ We stop him with our own. | Will Bunch
After a monumental week that changed America, Trump believes there is no limit on his powers. We can prove him wrong.
www.inquirer.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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It's been a while since I've dropped a game recommendation for y'all, but this one feels special. The early-PS1 vibes are absolutely off the charts here. The low-poly graphics, the colors, the D&B soundtrack, it's all incredible. And it's fun, under $5, and has a free demo. Give it a look!
Save 20% on Vital Shell on Steam
Vital Shell is a single player top-down arena shooter that puts you in control of mechs inspired by classic fantasy archetypes. Unlock powerful synergies with unique weapons, traits, and abilities as ...
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January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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‘Slop’ as word of the year?

Hey @merriam-webster.com, we found video of your editors at Truffani’s the other night:
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Also, we're giving away three mystery boxes instead of one as a thank you, because all of you were very fucking cool about this. 59,999, 60,000, and 60,001 are all getting one.

If you're those people, you'll get an email. Please brag about it.

Everybody else, subscribe! It's good for the soul.
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December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Huge shout to all the sales planners, analysts and demand planning folks trying to compile sales reports all day for execs that will glance at them on their phones while with friends and family and maybe send a "thx" if they reply at all. I see you!
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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As I said to Onion members:

"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."

So help out! Grab a paper.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I ran into a baby raccoon recently. 6 months old. Sat on my steps. I said hello, I need to get up there. It thought. I said, no, that's my house, I do need to get up there. It thought some more & left calmly.

Today I see raccoons are becoming biologically domesticated.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state.

That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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incredible reaction to zohran winning
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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OMG @theonion.com I was not prepared for this
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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GIVE A FEW BUCK'S TO YOU'RE LOCAL FOOD BANK MOTHER FUCKER - LOOK IT UP HERE IF U DONT KNOW WHERE TO FIND ONE www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo... - TELL EM ADMIN SENT YA - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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wud shoure d’ya geaux deaux
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here.

And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Really is Christmas for Criminals out there because all the federal agents and federal prosecutors aren't doing anything about real crime, they're spending their time either kidnapping people or prosecuting stuff like this:
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Stop me if you've heard this before, but this feels like a major escalation www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/k...
Kat Abughazaleh indicted over protests outside Chicago-area ICE facility
The progressive Democratic congressional candidate's videos of confrontations with federal agents have fueled right-wing calls for her arrest.
www.msnbc.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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A Department of Homeland Security agent shot at an unarmed Black suspect during a traffic stop — and police in Washington, D.C. were told to exclude it from the incident report, according to a recent report that stunned a prominent legal expert.
'Whoa': Expert stupefied over alleged police 'cover-up' of DHS shooting at unarmed man
A Department of Homeland Security agent shot at an unarmed Black suspect during a traffic stop — and police in Washington, D.C. were told to exclude it from the incident report, according to a recent report that stunned a prominent legal expert.According to The Washington Post, "On Oct. 17, D.C. pol...
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October 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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get these guys a uniform and give them a job this is the only way fare evasion should be policed
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM