Mike "mikemead" Mead
@mikemead.bsky.social
I got braces so I could be Butthead for Halloween.
Keep the faith, sir.
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Keep the faith, sir.
Copilot is the Dasani of AI tools.
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Copilot is the Dasani of AI tools.
You got the meats
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
You got the meats
It may be a creative interpretation of an ulcer, sir.
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
It may be a creative interpretation of an ulcer, sir.
Did NOT see the furry shoutout coming.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Did NOT see the furry shoutout coming.
Roku is so fucking wack
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Roku is so fucking wack
OUT: "Everything's an Xbox"
IN: "Everything's Copilot"
IN: "Everything's Copilot"
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
OUT: "Everything's an Xbox"
IN: "Everything's Copilot"
IN: "Everything's Copilot"
Positive vibes to your man. He obviously knows ball.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Positive vibes to your man. He obviously knows ball.
Yes, he is handsome. In an ugly sort of way.
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Yes, he is handsome. In an ugly sort of way.
Reposted by Mike "mikemead" Mead
Also, we're giving away three mystery boxes instead of one as a thank you, because all of you were very fucking cool about this. 59,999, 60,000, and 60,001 are all getting one.
If you're those people, you'll get an email. Please brag about it.
Everybody else, subscribe! It's good for the soul.
If you're those people, you'll get an email. Please brag about it.
Everybody else, subscribe! It's good for the soul.
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December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Also, we're giving away three mystery boxes instead of one as a thank you, because all of you were very fucking cool about this. 59,999, 60,000, and 60,001 are all getting one.
If you're those people, you'll get an email. Please brag about it.
Everybody else, subscribe! It's good for the soul.
If you're those people, you'll get an email. Please brag about it.
Everybody else, subscribe! It's good for the soul.
They call that the Florida kayfabe
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
They call that the Florida kayfabe
You working Thursday? ... No, you're not.
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You working Thursday? ... No, you're not.
Damn fine coffee.
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Damn fine coffee.
It's been documented that Dimebag Darrell and his brother, Vinnie Paul, both formerly of band Pantera, were each buried in a Kiss Kasket. So, Gene's sold at least two of them which was probably enough to put the product line into the black.
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's been documented that Dimebag Darrell and his brother, Vinnie Paul, both formerly of band Pantera, were each buried in a Kiss Kasket. So, Gene's sold at least two of them which was probably enough to put the product line into the black.
Though I have clear biases.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Though I have clear biases.