Mike
@mikegmoore.bsky.social
Nintendo gamer, Radiohead listener, guitar player, Battlefield blower-upper, food eater, and most recently book trying to writer.
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I legitimately have reached the age where I feel I have to turn the music down in my car so I can see better when pulling out of a junction.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I legitimately have reached the age where I feel I have to turn the music down in my car so I can see better when pulling out of a junction.
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT PEOPLE!
(𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦)
(𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦)
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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My other half is pushing me to go to the doctors to investigate my insomnia. I don't have insomnia, I just stay up stupidly late because that's the only time where I don't have a man/child/dog/cat/parent/friend bothering me for stuff and I can read/sew/play games in peace.
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My other half is pushing me to go to the doctors to investigate my insomnia. I don't have insomnia, I just stay up stupidly late because that's the only time where I don't have a man/child/dog/cat/parent/friend bothering me for stuff and I can read/sew/play games in peace.
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Surely Scrooge was just doing his job as a money lender? Why would any sensible lender or bank turn a blind eye to missed payments etc?
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Surely Scrooge was just doing his job as a money lender? Why would any sensible lender or bank turn a blind eye to missed payments etc?
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When I first moved to Australia I marvelled at how friendly everybody was. Strangers waving at me across the street. Lovely, I thought, so I waved back. It took me a while to realise that they weren't greeting me at all, just batting away the flies.
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When I first moved to Australia I marvelled at how friendly everybody was. Strangers waving at me across the street. Lovely, I thought, so I waved back. It took me a while to realise that they weren't greeting me at all, just batting away the flies.
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Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 10
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 10
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Trumpeter here. Any reason why I can't cheer up sad war relatives and patriots by playing The Last Post on Remembrance Day using slide trombone instead of the usual boring old bugle?
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Trumpeter here. Any reason why I can't cheer up sad war relatives and patriots by playing The Last Post on Remembrance Day using slide trombone instead of the usual boring old bugle?
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Official Zelda Movie Photos Give Us Our Best Look Yet At Link And Zelda.
Official Zelda Movie Photos Give Us Our Best Look Yet At Link And Zelda
Hey! Look!
www.nintendolife.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Official Zelda Movie Photos Give Us Our Best Look Yet At Link And Zelda.
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I do property maintenance, the other day i blocked an office toilets with a huge poo, it wouldn't go down. So I panicked and walked away. Later the facilities manager lady asked if I can unblock the toilet, "we will pay of course." I charged this company to unblock my own poo.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I do property maintenance, the other day i blocked an office toilets with a huge poo, it wouldn't go down. So I panicked and walked away. Later the facilities manager lady asked if I can unblock the toilet, "we will pay of course." I charged this company to unblock my own poo.
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First time a girl went down on me, before she started we caught eye contact & I waved
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
First time a girl went down on me, before she started we caught eye contact & I waved
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The Legend Of Zelda Movie Is Now "In Production" In New Zealand.
The Legend Of Zelda Movie Is Now "In Production" In New Zealand
Lightroot, Camera, Action!
www.nintendolife.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The Legend Of Zelda Movie Is Now "In Production" In New Zealand.
Well, that’s my first one done. 59mins 16 seconds. Not bad at all.
#eastcoast10k #running #greatyarmouth
#eastcoast10k #running #greatyarmouth
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Well, that’s my first one done. 59mins 16 seconds. Not bad at all.
#eastcoast10k #running #greatyarmouth
#eastcoast10k #running #greatyarmouth
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If there is one thing that truly terrifies me, it's that the gap between Simpsons movie one and two, is longer than the gap from episode one, to the first movie
October 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If there is one thing that truly terrifies me, it's that the gap between Simpsons movie one and two, is longer than the gap from episode one, to the first movie
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I like to scratch my arse and smell my finger. After I've scratched my arse, I refer to my finger as a fonger. I don't particularly like the smell. My other half's partial to it though. It's a bad habit but "it's neither heroin, frottage nor arson" as my mother used to say.
October 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I like to scratch my arse and smell my finger. After I've scratched my arse, I refer to my finger as a fonger. I don't particularly like the smell. My other half's partial to it though. It's a bad habit but "it's neither heroin, frottage nor arson" as my mother used to say.
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I’m working out everyday now. Tennis, weights, running etc. My resting heart rate is really good and I train at quite a high rate too. So my question is, Why am I still fucking fat and exhausted all the cunting time? 😂
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m working out everyday now. Tennis, weights, running etc. My resting heart rate is really good and I train at quite a high rate too. So my question is, Why am I still fucking fat and exhausted all the cunting time? 😂
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Happy 25th to Kid A
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Happy 25th to Kid A
Running or floating? #parkrun #lowestoft
September 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Running or floating? #parkrun #lowestoft
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September 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I know it’s a common thing to say on your child’s birthday, but, where on earth has the time gone?! 7 years has flown by…
September 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I know it’s a common thing to say on your child’s birthday, but, where on earth has the time gone?! 7 years has flown by…
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I really looked forward to the kids starting back at school. Not to get them out of the house, but because I have an excuse to buy Cheese Strings again. They're rubbish and I love them.
September 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I really looked forward to the kids starting back at school. Not to get them out of the house, but because I have an excuse to buy Cheese Strings again. They're rubbish and I love them.
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As a teacher I love GCSE results day. It's a formal day of 'fuck around, find out' for so many dickhead students who've been utter tossers for 5 years.
August 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
As a teacher I love GCSE results day. It's a formal day of 'fuck around, find out' for so many dickhead students who've been utter tossers for 5 years.
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We await your drink/superhero replies with delight
August 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
We await your drink/superhero replies with delight
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The only version of War of the Worlds that is worth anyone's time, other than the original book, is Jeff Wayne's musical. Even the best of all the films, dramas and radio plays are bad adaptations of the source material. Ice Cube just joined the latest in a long list of failures
August 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The only version of War of the Worlds that is worth anyone's time, other than the original book, is Jeff Wayne's musical. Even the best of all the films, dramas and radio plays are bad adaptations of the source material. Ice Cube just joined the latest in a long list of failures