Mike Floorstand
@mikefloorstand.bsky.social
Public sphericist.
Ability to rage correctly.
He/him
Ability to rage correctly.
He/him
Make a Bond movie academic:
Everything that is the case is not enough.
Everything that is the case is not enough.
make a Bond movie academic
No Time to Die: Techno-Fascism and Its Imaginaries of Immortality
No Time to Die: Techno-Fascism and Its Imaginaries of Immortality
Make a Bond movie academic
Tomorrow Never Dies: Post-Modern Media and Neoliberal Futures in Late 20th Century Southeast Asia
Tomorrow Never Dies: Post-Modern Media and Neoliberal Futures in Late 20th Century Southeast Asia
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Make a Bond movie academic:
Everything that is the case is not enough.
Everything that is the case is not enough.
Make a Bond movie casual:
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
Make a Bond movie casual:
Skive Another Day.
Skive Another Day.
Make a Bond movie casual:
Casino Quarter Pounder
Casino Quarter Pounder
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Make a Bond movie casual:
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
Banana spilt.
Being a strictly tropical fruit the banana is not the natural enemy of British shipping, but like all predators, when given an opportunity its natural instincts will kick in...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Banana containers cause shipping disruption in Solent
The containers came off a cargo ship near Bembridge on Saturday evening.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Banana spilt.
The logical outcome of this is that non-Londoners not be eligible to stand as Mayor. Which would be *very bad news* for Dick Whittington.
Writing a column on efforts to shift norms on race: even calls for all ethnic minorities- Rishi Sunak, Kemi Badenoch & Priti Patel, Shabana Mahmood & Nus Ghani to be ineligible for parliament or leadership roles - as Lucy White, Ant Middleton and Connor Tomlinson advocate
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The logical outcome of this is that non-Londoners not be eligible to stand as Mayor. Which would be *very bad news* for Dick Whittington.
Tbh "civilization erasure" doesn't seem like the worst outcome.
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tbh "civilization erasure" doesn't seem like the worst outcome.
Ladbrokes offering good odds on Trump winning the "Pulitzer Man Of The Match Award" in every game.
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ladbrokes offering good odds on Trump winning the "Pulitzer Man Of The Match Award" in every game.
Reposted by Mike Floorstand
Tsk tsk private education eh?
(Kids, Don't forget about hyphens)
(Kids, Don't forget about hyphens)
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tsk tsk private education eh?
(Kids, Don't forget about hyphens)
(Kids, Don't forget about hyphens)
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is a racist but she likes to watch old videos of Bernard Manning and votes Reform.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is a racist but she likes to watch old videos of Bernard Manning and votes Reform.
Prospective candidates must be able to demonstrate the ability to swim.
The @universityofexeter.bsky.social now has a PhD in Magic and Occult Sciences open for applications, check out the website www.exeter.ac.uk/study/pg-res...
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Prospective candidates must be able to demonstrate the ability to swim.
She's right, darn it!
I love sewing. It just feels like magic to have something break and 15 minutes later it's fixed. Locking stitches are so easy and awesome by hand even when I'm loo lazy to pull out the machine.
I wish we still taught some kind of home econ that included sewing, cooking, budgets, and small repairs.
I wish we still taught some kind of home econ that included sewing, cooking, budgets, and small repairs.
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
She's right, darn it!
Hegemony
Do doo be-do-do
Do doo be-do-do
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hegemony
Do doo be-do-do
Do doo be-do-do
The revolution will not be bolshevised.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The revolution will not be bolshevised.
Imagine if this paper hadn't been written.
New paper out in @jexpsocpsych.bsky.social !
We (@kwinter.bsky.social, @kaiepstude.bsky.social , Bob Fennis and I) found that encouraging counterfactual thinking reduces engagement with conspiracy theories (i.e., clicks on, and reading times for, conspiracy articles).
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We (@kwinter.bsky.social, @kaiepstude.bsky.social , Bob Fennis and I) found that encouraging counterfactual thinking reduces engagement with conspiracy theories (i.e., clicks on, and reading times for, conspiracy articles).
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December 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Imagine if this paper hadn't been written.
No one talks about yuppies any more.
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
No one talks about yuppies any more.
Mushipedia
Elon Musk says he's launching a competitor to Wikipedia called Grokipedia
Elon Musk's Wikipedia Competitor Is Going to Be a Disaster
Remember when Grok praised Adolf Hitler?
gizmodo.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Mushipedia
"Counting or not counting gang-violence?"
‘Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman’
September 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"Counting or not counting gang-violence?"
Only just noticed the ü in Flüx of Pink Indians.
September 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Only just noticed the ü in Flüx of Pink Indians.
Weather starting to turn colder, now is the time to think about putting the heating on, and preparing for the festive season by soaking your memes in irony.
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Weather starting to turn colder, now is the time to think about putting the heating on, and preparing for the festive season by soaking your memes in irony.
I saw Sarah Good with the Devil!
I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil!
I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!
I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil!
I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!
September 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I saw Sarah Good with the Devil!
I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil!
I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!
I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil!
I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!
The average American owns 1.2 guns
September 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The average American owns 1.2 guns
If you want to know who is behind this, look for someone buying shares in Helldivers.
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you want to know who is behind this, look for someone buying shares in Helldivers.
all that was once directly lived has become mere memeification - Debord
September 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
all that was once directly lived has become mere memeification - Debord
If AI had been invented in the Dark Ages, we would still be in the Dark Ages.
September 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
If AI had been invented in the Dark Ages, we would still be in the Dark Ages.
The government's ministerial standards adviser's report includes the caveat that it is not expert advice, and recommends that Starmer should seek further advice from a qualified moral philosopher.
September 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The government's ministerial standards adviser's report includes the caveat that it is not expert advice, and recommends that Starmer should seek further advice from a qualified moral philosopher.