Agreed—I absolutely wish she said more (less because she’s got pull and more because her saying more at her level acts kind of like a mirror), but let’s not pretend Michael wasn’t posing for pictures with Reagan

Menswear guy about to be whistling like Omar

RFK Jr. (sitting in a van that looks like Cranky Kong’s house): L̷̖̔ị̷̿v̷̨͛ṽ̸̥y̵̤͌,̷̱̃ ̸̤̌I̵̘̚ ̶͕͂l̸͈͊õ̶̡v̶̥̈́e̷̲͑ ̴̘͒y̶̠͊o̸͓͋u̸͇͊.̶̪̈́ ̵̮̎P̶͙̓l̵̤̒e̷̯͂ą̵͋s̷͙̒ė̴̼ ̸̇ͅh̶̯͝a̸̧͐v̴̙̆e̶̛̦ ̵̼̚m̵̩̂y̷̘͝ ̶̜͛b̷͔͝a̴̩̋ḅ̸̅y̸͈̐.̵̦̀ ̸̯͐Į̶̀ ̵͈͗w̶̮̌ȑ̸̲o̵͙͑t̸͖̓e̶̳̋ ̴̇͜y̵̏͜ò̷͓u̸̹̅ ̴͕̒a̷͕͂ ̴͕͛p̶̩̎o̶̟͆ę̴͑m̷̯̈́.̶̥́
Olivia Nuzzi (face immobile for the last 45 minutes): I would take a bullet for this man
Jacob Bernstein: Wow, is that an ORIGINAL King James Bible?

Having kids and few friends likely to get married sadly means I’d have to fight to make my own opportunities to go absolutely stupid on a dance floor to this

Every single paragraph of this is like when that goon in Burton’s Batman sees Batman jump off the roof, looks over, sees no trace of him, and has a psychotic break while cackling

New York Times is reporting that Olivia Nuzzi did it

A meeting of the minds in this great @nymag.com photo diary of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s Election Day. nymag.com/intelligence...

I'm an American so I'm more inured to the disrespect for human life than I'd like to be, but the second you hear "a young person killed themselves with the encouragement of ChatGPT," how are we not going after whatever server that exists on or whatever with a big fucking hammer

It would be so cool if this guy got swept away by a tornado, or pulled into a bank’s drive-thru tube

Most of the song is about believing in yourself and being confident but in the third verse, the Scatman starts uttering frightening prophecies

Finally! I was just thinking how I KNOW I could make a better, quicker movie for my TV than the team of artists and craftsmen who’ve been working on this for years

Thomaston Chatterton Williamston! Are you writing centrism on my walls again?? I just warshed them!!

Why would I want to listen to AI music when humans can make this

Jesus, not only *any* Chicks song but their last country Top 10 (a No. 1 on that chart, even) before the insane 2003 backlash

The argument is “why didn’t we get that kind of investigation from the Times,” instead of the trans panic/Gaza panic/Zohran panic/here’s who the hell “Chris Rufo” is and all the other “We Didn’t Start the Fire” lyrics from Hell that the paper has instead pushed in the last nine years

Alternatives to NY Times Games & Puzzles 🧵

If it bothers you that your passive games subscription and clicks to the NYT Games cartel is funding their awful OpEd army and "journalism," there are a wealth of puzzle/game options less iffy/yikes complicit, and many are direct clones to your NYT faves.

I mulled over whether to write about the so-bad-it’s prematurely-closing Broadway magic show with a few minutes of Muppets. Ultimately, I guested on something my friend Tara (not on here) wrote, getting most of my thoughts out (namely variations on “WHAT was Disney thinking here”)

Have said so on previous apps, but I worked with one of these guys and was so thoroughly unimpressed that it took me nearly a month to realize he didn’t work there anymore

Big day for mini-revival of the word “kompromat”

I understand this is a little “YOUR going to the camps liberal”/“(chuckles) You’re*”—but if this is gonna be a news story, the record should show the WSJ article did NOT say Cash was uncool (a ridiculous assessment). It said he could SEEM uncool compared to Dylan or Springsteen (also ridiculous)

typically great work by @zachschonfeld.bsky.social here. Certainly makes me grateful for the companies I freelance for that pay promptly (or at all!)

Turns out if you deliver a threadbare magic show with only minutes of the characters you're hyping to an audience desperate to see them, it will not do well at all!

For whatever reason, I always found this guy one of the more insufferable “town criers” of Twitter, but putting that aside: none of these “sustainable” lineups have remained unchanged

A nice story: my kids presently want books read to them repeatedly. They were off daycare today so it was them and me. At the sixth request for one particular book, I sighed in my best Orson Welles, “Here, under protest, is beef burgers.” It made me laugh, which made my oldest laugh. Then we read.

White Guy Says ‘Jeanne Dielman, 23, Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles’ in Perfect French, Shocks Patrons and Staff