Mike Cowan
mikecowan.bsky.social
Mike Cowan
@mikecowan.bsky.social
baby (formerly), skeleton (TBA)
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Many people don't realize that Dom Toretto wears the Evenstar, gifted to him by Frodo Baggins, whom he rescued from an international drug gang operating out of the Gray Havens.
December 28, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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Some sad news: the last of the California Raisins has been eaten alive. As with previous band members, the Raisin was served ortolan style and he went down singing. I think it was the sunglasses one
December 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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all cops are scabs
At the scene of the Amazon strike:

The NYPD has now erected barricades to allow Amazon contractors to enter and leave the distribution center, helping Amazon break the picket line.
December 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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watching German ice football highlights, I’ve never felt more alive
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Watching Star Wars and rooting for the empire because it represents law and order
December 8, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Gotta love Zoomer, the magazine for Canadian boomers, refusing to change its name even though nobody has ever called boomers zoomers and zoomers are a completely different group of people.
December 7, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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today: spirit airlines
tomorrow: spirit halloween airlines
November 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM