Being Mike
@mikebeallama.bsky.social
“The mysteries remain, I keep the same cycle of seed-time and of sun and rain; Demeter in the grass, I multiply, renew and bless. Bacchus in the vine; …” - H.D.
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Being Mike
@mikebeallama.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I’d drink better wine
If I were an oligarch
Among other things
If I were an oligarch
Among other things
By illiterate,
I mean: can’t read the caption
On my fire TikTok
I mean: can’t read the caption
On my fire TikTok
March 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
By illiterate,
I mean: can’t read the caption
On my fire TikTok
I mean: can’t read the caption
On my fire TikTok
My new “No likes Hiaku” series:
A lazy through line
Blake, Whitman, Frost, Hughes, Dylan
Get on my level
A lazy through line
Blake, Whitman, Frost, Hughes, Dylan
Get on my level
February 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My new “No likes Hiaku” series:
A lazy through line
Blake, Whitman, Frost, Hughes, Dylan
Get on my level
A lazy through line
Blake, Whitman, Frost, Hughes, Dylan
Get on my level
I want to do stuff
With you in Hotel Chelsea
On 23rd Street
With you in Hotel Chelsea
On 23rd Street
January 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I want to do stuff
With you in Hotel Chelsea
On 23rd Street
With you in Hotel Chelsea
On 23rd Street
I’m not really sure
about love; it seems timeless
for me. I choose love.
about love; it seems timeless
for me. I choose love.
January 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m not really sure
about love; it seems timeless
for me. I choose love.
about love; it seems timeless
for me. I choose love.
I’ll reskeet a bot, obviously.
December 11, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I’ll reskeet a bot, obviously.
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wittgenstein: about which nothing can be said, one must remain silent
the internet: hold my beer
the internet: hold my beer
September 9, 2023 at 8:46 PM
wittgenstein: about which nothing can be said, one must remain silent
the internet: hold my beer
the internet: hold my beer
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are there a lot of first person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
December 7, 2024 at 2:29 PM
are there a lot of first person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
If the kryptonite
You grew has outsized effects
You are Superman.
You grew has outsized effects
You are Superman.
December 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
If the kryptonite
You grew has outsized effects
You are Superman.
You grew has outsized effects
You are Superman.
Want a cigarette?
December 1, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Want a cigarette?
My sourdough starter hates me but it is strong and has learned how to survive.
December 1, 2024 at 11:45 PM
My sourdough starter hates me but it is strong and has learned how to survive.
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Every time I hear the phrase "forgive and forget," my brain does this funny thing where it changes it to hunt and kill. *shrugs*
December 1, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Every time I hear the phrase "forgive and forget," my brain does this funny thing where it changes it to hunt and kill. *shrugs*
Have you ever burned wood to stay warm?
December 1, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Have you ever burned wood to stay warm?
The carcass of a twenty pound turkey achieving its last best purpose.
November 30, 2024 at 9:44 PM
The carcass of a twenty pound turkey achieving its last best purpose.
Drinking good Champagne
Is good for you. I’m certain
Of it, which is rare.
Is good for you. I’m certain
Of it, which is rare.
November 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Drinking good Champagne
Is good for you. I’m certain
Of it, which is rare.
Is good for you. I’m certain
Of it, which is rare.
Did I mention that the resistance is going to be lit? Lots of sex, and drugs, and rock and roll. We will be fine. We will look for common ground and we will try to influence those who disagree with us. Saddle up.
November 26, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Did I mention that the resistance is going to be lit? Lots of sex, and drugs, and rock and roll. We will be fine. We will look for common ground and we will try to influence those who disagree with us. Saddle up.
Delicious Italian
White wine
And chill
White wine
And chill
November 26, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Delicious Italian
White wine
And chill
White wine
And chill
Glitch in the matrix
Trying again.
Trying again.
November 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Glitch in the matrix
Trying again.
Trying again.
Caveat emptor
The bro trade may be fickle
Keep all your stops tight
The bro trade may be fickle
Keep all your stops tight
November 24, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Caveat emptor
The bro trade may be fickle
Keep all your stops tight
The bro trade may be fickle
Keep all your stops tight
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bsky is heart clicker game that balances out fuck around and find out with mutually assured destruction gameplay mechanics. Play well!
November 11, 2024 at 8:49 PM
bsky is heart clicker game that balances out fuck around and find out with mutually assured destruction gameplay mechanics. Play well!
For all of you looking ahead to the holiday season with really fraught
feelings, I’m with you. I’m only planning the appetizers, the wine, and the Ubers, everything else is out of my control.
feelings, I’m with you. I’m only planning the appetizers, the wine, and the Ubers, everything else is out of my control.
November 24, 2024 at 1:50 AM
For all of you looking ahead to the holiday season with really fraught
feelings, I’m with you. I’m only planning the appetizers, the wine, and the Ubers, everything else is out of my control.
feelings, I’m with you. I’m only planning the appetizers, the wine, and the Ubers, everything else is out of my control.
Fresh hops makes fresh beer.
Grow something!
Grow something!
November 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Fresh hops makes fresh beer.
Grow something!
Grow something!
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As long as I remain in complete denial, I'm absolutely fine.
November 23, 2024 at 2:10 PM
As long as I remain in complete denial, I'm absolutely fine.
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It's not the same when you scratch your own itch.
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
It's not the same when you scratch your own itch.