I mourn what wasn't and lament what should've been.
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I mourn what wasn't and lament what should've been.
When they say the sky is darkest before dawn, it is not necessarily a bad thing. The birds sing timeless songs as the sky grows lighter; the moon and stars exit to the orange-glow promise of sunrise. The quiet perfection of daybreak lasts as long as my last swallow of coffee and I savor them both.
October 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
When they say the sky is darkest before dawn, it is not necessarily a bad thing. The birds sing timeless songs as the sky grows lighter; the moon and stars exit to the orange-glow promise of sunrise. The quiet perfection of daybreak lasts as long as my last swallow of coffee and I savor them both.
From silence impart
The song of her heart became the sound of her voice
The song of her voice Became my music of choice
The song of her heart became the sound of her voice
The song of her voice Became my music of choice
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
From silence impart
The song of her heart became the sound of her voice
The song of her voice Became my music of choice
The song of her heart became the sound of her voice
The song of her voice Became my music of choice
The holiest of all Easter egg hunts.
April 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The holiest of all Easter egg hunts.
Dead eyed and sarcastic, the woman flips her screen around in a sledge hammer subtle style tip hint. In an equally subtle manner, I ask this: If I tip you for pouring my coffee, will you give me a cookie because I'm a pretty good customer? She said no. I guess now we're in a standoff.
April 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dead eyed and sarcastic, the woman flips her screen around in a sledge hammer subtle style tip hint. In an equally subtle manner, I ask this: If I tip you for pouring my coffee, will you give me a cookie because I'm a pretty good customer? She said no. I guess now we're in a standoff.
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fuck the mute button we need an ancient curse button
April 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
fuck the mute button we need an ancient curse button
I will still write a check at the grocery store. Mess with me, and I'll make sure to break off the tip of the quill before I fill in the amount.
April 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I will still write a check at the grocery store. Mess with me, and I'll make sure to break off the tip of the quill before I fill in the amount.
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Starting this week, we’ll all pay more at the store because of the Trump tariffs, even while he’s finalizing a multi-trillion-dollar tax cut for the wealthy.
All the bluster is meant to get us talking about literally anything else.
All the bluster is meant to get us talking about literally anything else.
March 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Starting this week, we’ll all pay more at the store because of the Trump tariffs, even while he’s finalizing a multi-trillion-dollar tax cut for the wealthy.
All the bluster is meant to get us talking about literally anything else.
All the bluster is meant to get us talking about literally anything else.
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You’re not really married until you celibate birthdays.
February 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You’re not really married until you celibate birthdays.
She watches for hours.
February 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
She watches for hours.
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Spot the deer. 🥰
February 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Spot the deer. 🥰
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"So I decided to become a midwife… I wanted to deliver a thousand babies. And as each one arrives, especially the little girls, I’ll be there first to whisper into her tender little ear: REBEL! REBEL!”
Emma Goldman
Emma Goldman
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"So I decided to become a midwife… I wanted to deliver a thousand babies. And as each one arrives, especially the little girls, I’ll be there first to whisper into her tender little ear: REBEL! REBEL!”
Emma Goldman
Emma Goldman
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Ran into Derek the Invisble Nudist again. He's started wearing boots since the broken glass and dog shit incident, though.
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ran into Derek the Invisble Nudist again. He's started wearing boots since the broken glass and dog shit incident, though.
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Two people who like the same foods are called taste buds.
February 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Two people who like the same foods are called taste buds.
It's the end of the day, and as I'm sipping hot tea sweetened with Ohio honey, I'm savoring the cinnamon flavor lingering in the back of my throat. Its goodness doesn't seem to be enough to prevent *oh what the fuck* from being one of my last coherent thoughts of the evening.
January 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's the end of the day, and as I'm sipping hot tea sweetened with Ohio honey, I'm savoring the cinnamon flavor lingering in the back of my throat. Its goodness doesn't seem to be enough to prevent *oh what the fuck* from being one of my last coherent thoughts of the evening.
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This is gonna be the app that finally makes all my dreams come true, I can feel it
January 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is gonna be the app that finally makes all my dreams come true, I can feel it
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My wife took this picture yesterday and I can’t stop looking at it
January 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My wife took this picture yesterday and I can’t stop looking at it
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Hello, my name is Paula and I can't stop making chicken soup.
January 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hello, my name is Paula and I can't stop making chicken soup.
I was dyeing, only to surrender to my natural hair color. At that point, leg shaving replaced root touch-ups as the thing I hated most. Now that I rarely do that, plucking my errant beard hairs annoys me to no end. The long and short of it is that hair is out to get me.
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was dyeing, only to surrender to my natural hair color. At that point, leg shaving replaced root touch-ups as the thing I hated most. Now that I rarely do that, plucking my errant beard hairs annoys me to no end. The long and short of it is that hair is out to get me.
When starting a family, they don't prepare you for how you'll feel when your children are old enough for their own nostalgia.
January 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When starting a family, they don't prepare you for how you'll feel when your children are old enough for their own nostalgia.
January 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Sunlight glinted off the umpteen peppermint patty wrappers that fell out of my pocket. I hope I win the HOA's Holiday Decorations contest.
December 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Sunlight glinted off the umpteen peppermint patty wrappers that fell out of my pocket. I hope I win the HOA's Holiday Decorations contest.
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Cat: *purring away, stuffed inside my hoodie*
Me: Haha, aw...heart murmerings.
Me: Haha, aw...heart murmerings.
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Cat: *purring away, stuffed inside my hoodie*
Me: Haha, aw...heart murmerings.
Me: Haha, aw...heart murmerings.