EKP
@midwest-wizard.bsky.social
Live Sound, Rock Climbing, Punk Rock
Detroit
Detroit
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“why is new york always electing crappy and insane mayors.” the mayoral sash, regardless of city, is an object that causes madness in its wearer. it’s like you’re asking why someone grasping the palantir with both hands is talking to sauron
June 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“why is new york always electing crappy and insane mayors.” the mayoral sash, regardless of city, is an object that causes madness in its wearer. it’s like you’re asking why someone grasping the palantir with both hands is talking to sauron
In retrospect I should have cut off my ex-best friend when she called The Lawrence Arms "fake punk" and not waited for all the manipulative BS that came later
June 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
In retrospect I should have cut off my ex-best friend when she called The Lawrence Arms "fake punk" and not waited for all the manipulative BS that came later
Iowa state park was pretty nice and peaceful but it did smell very farm ish
June 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Iowa state park was pretty nice and peaceful but it did smell very farm ish
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Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
May 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
Sent my first 5.11d lead in the gym today! Is the grading soft or am I getting better? Who knows! 🧗♂️
May 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sent my first 5.11d lead in the gym today! Is the grading soft or am I getting better? Who knows! 🧗♂️
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gonna go ahead and say we probably need clean water more than we need generative ai
May 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
gonna go ahead and say we probably need clean water more than we need generative ai
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"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
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SpaceX is just Elon Musk playing a game of Civ where he’s somehow managed to unlock spaceflight without figuring out the secret of welding.
May 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
SpaceX is just Elon Musk playing a game of Civ where he’s somehow managed to unlock spaceflight without figuring out the secret of welding.
System tech for The Wonder Years & FOH for Kevin Devine tonight. Great show!
May 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
System tech for The Wonder Years & FOH for Kevin Devine tonight. Great show!
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LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
May 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
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“no Americana punk tonight"
why?
"you listen to After the Party every time its 75 degrees out, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda Schmenzingers
why?
"you listen to After the Party every time its 75 degrees out, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda Schmenzingers
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“no Americana punk tonight"
why?
"you listen to After the Party every time its 75 degrees out, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda Schmenzingers
why?
"you listen to After the Party every time its 75 degrees out, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda Schmenzingers
Had an amazing time🧗♂️ in the New River Gorge this past weekend! Super proud of my brave partner @nomoreevictions.bsky.social for getting on her first trad lead! And thank you to our friend Patrick for showing us all the cool spots including our first multipitch and being a great host and hang
May 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Had an amazing time🧗♂️ in the New River Gorge this past weekend! Super proud of my brave partner @nomoreevictions.bsky.social for getting on her first trad lead! And thank you to our friend Patrick for showing us all the cool spots including our first multipitch and being a great host and hang
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bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
May 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
Anyone else start Oblivion Remasted and assume the leveling was the same as the original, only to discover when they finally slept that it had been Skyrimified and they had like 10 level ups banked?
May 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Anyone else start Oblivion Remasted and assume the leveling was the same as the original, only to discover when they finally slept that it had been Skyrimified and they had like 10 level ups banked?
Bluesky crashes when I try to upload the video but I swear I sent my "5.hard" crack climbing project at the gym this weekend. . .only to get completely humbled and shut down on a 5.10 roof at the local Short & Sandbagged Top Rope Crag the next day!
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May 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Bluesky crashes when I try to upload the video but I swear I sent my "5.hard" crack climbing project at the gym this weekend. . .only to get completely humbled and shut down on a 5.10 roof at the local Short & Sandbagged Top Rope Crag the next day!
🧗♂️
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Does Detroit have a higher than average number of cults per capita or is every city like this?
May 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Does Detroit have a higher than average number of cults per capita or is every city like this?
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
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it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman
May 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman
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straight men arent alienated by their gender or sexuality, they are alienated by their labor and misappropriate it to a gendered liberation struggle as a straightforward reactionary impulse to "respond" to the only liberatory stimulus they are exposed to; womens emancipation, queer normality, etc
you may not like it but there are more alienated straight men than there are people like you and me and the more we ignore their obvious alienation, the more vulnerable they are to the right wing.
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
straight men arent alienated by their gender or sexuality, they are alienated by their labor and misappropriate it to a gendered liberation struggle as a straightforward reactionary impulse to "respond" to the only liberatory stimulus they are exposed to; womens emancipation, queer normality, etc
System tech for Ministry (and all their extravagant hats) tonight!
May 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
System tech for Ministry (and all their extravagant hats) tonight!
Singing thru an auto tune pedal in a rock band is already kinda cringe. But singing thru an auto tune pedal and STILL somehow being off key? New level
May 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Singing thru an auto tune pedal in a rock band is already kinda cringe. But singing thru an auto tune pedal and STILL somehow being off key? New level
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don't forget that the difference between an italian pope and a chicago pope is the cheese is under the sauce
May 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
don't forget that the difference between an italian pope and a chicago pope is the cheese is under the sauce
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Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
December 29, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!