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Zoë Zoloft
@midnightmarigold.bsky.social
existentially crisis-ed
magick person.
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..when you adhd yourself away from your adhd MEd routine and then it's tomorrow

#adhd
#mornings
#drivingthisadhdbrain
September 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
..when you adhd yourself away from your adhd MEd routine and then it's tomorrow

#adhd
#mornings
#drivingthisadhdbrain
September 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Experts writing 300+ pg "self help" books on our new adult ADHD diagnosis-

We can't get past 1-2 pgs per section and

chapter opening inspirational quotes are quite literally the "oh look something shiny" of the literary world ..
So..

#adhd
#howtocope
#readtheroom
September 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The best part is all the wannabe influencers (in my field) are taking the same "scale your biz to 6 figures" courses

Meaning they're all using the same "give away free stuff" to lure in clients shtick..

And so many free marketing ideas for meee..
September 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Casino concerts are weird..

You finally get to see that band who saved your life back in the day- but Norm & Carole behind you would prefer you "keep your seat" with your utter joy & fandom..
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Perhaps if we were in an earlier stage of capitalism I'd be able to afford it,but now..

Not so much.
#groceries
August 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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the ‘h’ in honest isn’t
September 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Copilot just said that song from childhood I'm trying to recall doesn't exist, and I must be misremembering a jingle or blending 2 songs and now it feels like coffee with my Ex.

#gaslighting #AI
#mandelaeffect
August 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I've decided the best way to cope with this perimenopause bs is to focus only on the things I Can Change with witching.

#perimenopause
#witchcraft
#copingskills
September 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Copilot just said that song from childhood I'm trying to recall doesn't exist, and I must be misremembering a jingle or blending 2 songs and now it feels like coffee with my Ex.

#gaslighting #AI
#mandelaeffect
August 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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"capitalism is starting to feel violent now"

IrL thoughts trying to pick out a dish scrubbie.

#thishappened
June 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is there a support group for people who try to Put on Glasses Despite Already Wearing Other Glasses- or is it now my life's calling to set one up?

#glasses
#adhd
#icantsee
August 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can we find something better than the word: Neurospicy

There's no way I can handle that kind of heartburn *and* my intrusive brain at 4am.

#neurospicy
#cilantro
August 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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him: I’m don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation

rookie astronaut: *opening a family size bag of M&M’s on his first night aboard the ISS* huh?
January 20, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Perhaps if we were in an earlier stage of capitalism I'd be able to afford it,but now..

Not so much.
#groceries
August 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Burning it all down to start again, again.
August 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Burning it all down to start again, again.
August 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
All I really want to know about #lifeafterdeath is whether there's a #StarTrek Transporter notification sound upon arrival to #Spirit World and if not, how do I make it so?
August 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm going to get up and do things differently today.

...And, scene.
August 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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You can’t have all the modern conveniences without the hum.
August 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
We simply don't give the detangler brush enough credit.
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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You should “do you” but maybe also do therapy
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I started Rejecting All Cookies all the time, and guess what happened?

Nothing.
At All.

Seems websites + apps work just fine without them.

#cookies #lies #spies
June 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"capitalism is starting to feel violent now"

IrL thoughts trying to pick out a dish scrubbie.

#thishappened
June 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Back to Game On in my rollercoaster situationship with Insta bc 'maybe this time it will be different'
May 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM