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Black Coffee in Bed ☕️
@middlebuffalo.bsky.social
A proud progressive Blue dot in Texas, husband, father, farrier, crazy cat man, atheist, hippy cowboy, resister, and LGBTQ+ ally. Half Mexican, half Cajun, all humanist 💙. No MAGAts, crypto, GoFundMe, or pr0n. Only DM if I know you, mmkay?
I'm pretty certain he has no idea what countries were Allied or Axis powers in WWII. He absolutely doesn't know Italy declared war on the US in 1941.
Donald Trump said that the United States and Italy have been allies since the time of Ancient Rome.

The Italian translator's reaction is priceless.

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(Post Cummings Effect on facebook)
December 18, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Howdy, y'all. 🤠
It'll take a couple of days to follow folks back. I've got a year-end push at my farrier shop so I work until well after dark. That, and random holiday family stuff. My son's nanny is staying here late for the next several days too. She's the hero I have but don't deserve 😂
yoda from star wars is smoking a cigarette and saying patience you must learn .
Alt: Yoda saying "Patience you must learn".
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2024 at 6:45 PM
So many big-boobed pr0nbots on 🦋. Block-block-blockity-block-block.
December 16, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Getting your doors spraypainted is actually a very small price to pay for being a fascism enabler
December 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
This is disgusting. Cooking our food was a major leap forward for our species 80,000 years ago. It makes digestion far more efficient and kills parasites & harmful microbes. It's not a one-off fluke that he has a tapeworm cyst lodged in his brain.
December 15, 2024 at 7:50 AM
If conservatives want me to mourn the loss of the CEO of a company that literally profits off pain and misery, that's not happening.
I feel for the woman who was assaulted. Traumatized, she still had the strength to seek help just to be turned down because UHC couldn't make a buck off her. 😡
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Wait wait wait….

UnitedHealthcare did what now?!?!?🧐😳
December 14, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I have been looking for this video for a long time. It's an Italian pop song from 1971, the artist's intention was to make fun of Italian youth who liked American pop. The lyrics are just gibberish made to sound like American English. It backfired because it was a hit in Italy 😂
Did you enjoy our dance?
December 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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Ignorance may feel like bliss to the ignorant, but it's killing the rest of us.
December 13, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I'd be okay with a compromise like this, because it's likely the best we can do. Blue states and blue dots in red states can receive vaccines for themselves and their families, MAGAs can die of preindustrial diseases while their rates of neurodivergence remains (inexplicably to them) unchanged.
Go ahead and make vaccines optional... Those who know better will continue getting vaccinated and in a few years there will be a lot less MAGA to listen to. It's not ideal because of the social turmoil it will cause but they're just gonna until they get their way so... maybe just get it over with.
December 13, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I'm a Jason. All my life I've lived with "Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah".
I'm used to it. Hope everyone is having a great Friday the 13th.
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December 13, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Out of the literally hundreds, possibly thousands, of people qualified in this country, RFK Jr and the dead tapeworm cyst lodged in his brain will lead the DHHS. An antivaxxer who eats roadkill (likely how he got his tapeworm in the first place).

I'll need to find a vaccine speakeasy for my son.
December 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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I thought you’d enjoy this cartoon!
December 13, 2024 at 3:50 PM
This one's a piece of work, a caricature of what MAGAs think progressives are.

@justkelly.bsky.social

If you have a block moderation list, this cockroach belongs on it. It has a relatively high number of followers, I need to look into that before I actually block, see what's going on.
December 13, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Let's work to strengthen our community of resisters on this platform. #BlueCrew 🦋

Like this post, comment with a 💙 or meme, and 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆, 𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻. 🔁🦋

𝙉𝙚𝙭𝙩, 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠.
An easy method is to follow those who reposted. 💙🦋
December 12, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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Some Congressional Democrats are Fucking Around right now. We as democrats are not beholden to any one of them. They will Find Out.
December 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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i love that blur wrote the woohoo song to make fun of american grunge rock and americans were like "wow this slaps" and then continued ignoring blur
December 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Vaccines
December 11, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Most of these vile MAGAs talk through both sides of their mouth to gaslight constituents. Elmo, on the other hand, does so because that's what supervillains do.
First, he wants an unbridled population explosion to provide a slave class in the not to distant future, now he wants this.
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bring back human sacrifice. lets start with the rich.
December 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 10:01 PM
It's been over 20 years since I saw Beatrix Kiddo snatch out Elle Driver's left eye. That scene still makes me recoil. 😱
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December 11, 2024 at 3:49 PM
"'If they want to turn it into a brothel I’m not selling', he said."
My thoughts overlapped somewhat. Maybe a floating casino where dealers and slot attendants are dressed as animals.
This arc replica is based on a fairy tale; cost millions to build but is so poorly constructed that it’s unsafe to sail; has caused destruction in its wake; and now sits taking up space while accumulating fines. There’s definitely a metaphor in here somewhere. 🤡
A Dutch-made Noah's Ark "replica" is being auctioned off to the highest bidder
Johan Huibers hoped to win over new converts to Christianity. Instead, the boat became a punchline.
open.substack.com
December 11, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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Morning BlueSky Family 🦋 Gotta 💖 our teachers

#LoveTeachers 💖
#Peace ☮️

(Photo not mine - sent to me x a friend 5 yrs ago)
December 10, 2024 at 3:15 PM