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Mickey Flykick
@mickeyflykick.bsky.social
Comedian(ish), podcaster(ish) Archer(ish) and all around good fellow(ish). My Podcast “Monomaniacal w/ Mickey Flykick” available wherever you get podcasts. https://sites.libsyn.com/501443
It’s very common here is Australia for people to talk about Halloween being “American crap” but I’ve never heard people say the same thing about Black Friday which is undeniably linked to a true American holiday.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Still waiting to find out if any of my faves are implicated so far it’s all just people I’d laugh at if they fell down a manhole
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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This thread is comforting in the sense that it’s assurance that everything has always been as stupid as it is right now
Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06

I'll start:

People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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if your ideology is based on the idea that it is justifiable to prey on the weak there isn't going to be a meaningful boundary you can draw between looting from the poor and sexually exploiting kids. i don't think every conservative is a pervert but that is the logical conclusion of their beliefs
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When I’m king webcomics will be illegal. Except for Swan Boy, he will be taught in schools
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The very first justified family annihilation
If my adult child made all their money by rage baiting users into interacting with their account so they could get checks from a social media website I might just kill them and then myself
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
My head says The Timeless Love Bombs will win the Women’s Tag Team Championship but my heart says The Babes of Wrath
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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get a group of people together to all try to get on kill tony and if picked out of the bucket, solely do material from tony hinchcliffe's horrible netflix special from a decade ago that got removed
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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i don't say things like this often, as i find them hyperbolic to the point of extreme dilution, so please believe me when I say this is the most severe, graceful dissection of Musk I've seen. Swift, effortlessly deep, like piano wire through tofu. If someone spoke of me like this I’d be abed a week
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spending more than 10 million a year is pervert behaviour.
It’s always been super funny to me that if we told any of these guys they could only have 999,999,999 dollars for all of infinity they would have us flayed in a coliseum.
Tax billionaires into millionaires.
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you’re a musician doing a cover and you switch the pronouns you are a coward.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Let me guess… he’s a single guy
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans'

"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"

(via Variety)
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Death Riders hate Darby’s ears
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I would love Shelton Benjamin to win the United Championship
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I watched Vice City get kicked down the road for like 2 years. This is absolutely par for the course.
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to Nov 19, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
AEW should hire me in a short term contract purely so I can coordinate the DC Comics themed outfits and entrances for Full Gear.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The dumbest thing DC Comics ever did was fire Gretchen for honest posts about a Nazi dirtbag and the second dumbest thing was reviving Barry Allen
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Us leftie sickos are eating well today
OpenAI pirated large numbers of books and used them to train models.

OpenAI then deleted the dataset with the pirated books, and employees sent each other messages about doing so.

A lawsuit could now force the company to pay $150,000 per book, adding up to billions in damages.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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NYC IS NOW ANTI FED TERRITORY. WWE NEVER ALLOWED TO RUN MSG AGAIN UNDER THE NEW SOCIALIST REGIME
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Nice work comrades. I hope this buoys the socialists across the western world to run and fight for us. Despite one of the most brutal media campaigns a proud socialist won. Hope springs eternal. You fight until you win and then you fight some more.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The people who say communism never works are the same people who are terrified that China is gonna completely steam roll the west. Fascists love double speak. “It’s all gonna fall apart but also we need nuclear weapons to protect ourselves from them”
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Goya’s Fourteen Black Paintings sounds like the name for a Jujutsu Kaisen technique.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Wearing my robe weird and shouting “I’m going Auron mode” to anyone who makes eye contact
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM