Michelle Jones
@michellej.bsky.social
Well-known beet hater. Senior Product Specialist at Big Tech Co. Still homebody af. Racing Louisville, Tennessee Titans, Fever.
Dog person. Jewish. Very gay.
Dog person. Jewish. Very gay.
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So my work team launched a new app this week. 💅 If you’re interested in meditation but the current apps out there aren’t your bag (for whatever reason), come check us out.
apps.apple.com/us/app/10-wi...
apps.apple.com/us/app/10-wi...
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December 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
So my work team launched a new app this week. 💅 If you’re interested in meditation but the current apps out there aren’t your bag (for whatever reason), come check us out.
apps.apple.com/us/app/10-wi...
apps.apple.com/us/app/10-wi...
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"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
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Say what you will about tech bro controlled algorithms and the panopticon but my entire instagram feed is variations on the theme of "fuck work until January" and I think that's beautiful.
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Say what you will about tech bro controlled algorithms and the panopticon but my entire instagram feed is variations on the theme of "fuck work until January" and I think that's beautiful.
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Why is our police department always the absolute worst about everything?
License plate reader cameras are growing in popularity among police nationwide. Departments in Lexington, Jeffersontown, Paducah, Georgetown and Owensboro share their locations with the public, but Louisville refuses to. From @morganwatkins.lpm.org & @byrobertor.lpm.org
Nearly 200 license plate readers keep watch on Louisville drivers. LMPD won’t say where they are
License plate reader cameras are growing in popularity among police nationwide. But some local agencies refuse to disclose device locations.
www.lpm.org
December 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Why is our police department always the absolute worst about everything?
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Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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As someone just pointed out to me, perhaps a top contender in the annals of “It Only Tuesday” Tuesdays. theonion.com/it-only-tues...
It Only Tuesday
WASHINGTON, DC—After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were dishearte...
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December 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
As someone just pointed out to me, perhaps a top contender in the annals of “It Only Tuesday” Tuesdays. theonion.com/it-only-tues...
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I wrote a thing for @forward.com about reconnecting with family that I had presumed did not exist because of the Holocaust, and how a Bondi Beach veteran's pub became a place of reunion for us.
Australia welcomed my family’s Holocaust survivors — and Bondi Beach soon became a symbol of renewal for me
The Australian Jewish population nearly tripled in size from 1938 to 1961, with Holocaust survivors like my family moving there.
forward.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I wrote a thing for @forward.com about reconnecting with family that I had presumed did not exist because of the Holocaust, and how a Bondi Beach veteran's pub became a place of reunion for us.
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Perhaps this legalized sports gambling thing wasn’t such a great idea www.economist.com/united-state...
College campuses have become a front line in America’s sports-betting boom
The fun is undeniable, but so is the toll it is taking on young men
www.economist.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Perhaps this legalized sports gambling thing wasn’t such a great idea www.economist.com/united-state...
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One of the things about being Jewish is that the calendar ritually mandates that you be sad some days and joyful other days regardless of what is happening in the world, and I think about that every time Jews get slaughtered on a ritually joyful day.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
One of the things about being Jewish is that the calendar ritually mandates that you be sad some days and joyful other days regardless of what is happening in the world, and I think about that every time Jews get slaughtered on a ritually joyful day.
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now feels like a test of whether those who say they’re just antizionist and not antisemitic actually demonstrate that
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
now feels like a test of whether those who say they’re just antizionist and not antisemitic actually demonstrate that
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I love him with my whole heart.
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I love him with my whole heart.
If I could channel my rage into electricity I'd power Louisville's entire energy grid for a year. At least.
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If I could channel my rage into electricity I'd power Louisville's entire energy grid for a year. At least.
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look, you can play it however you want, I’m not your dad, but naturally occurring caffeine is the best extant proof of a God who loves us
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
look, you can play it however you want, I’m not your dad, but naturally occurring caffeine is the best extant proof of a God who loves us
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
An icon. A role model.
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
An icon. A role model.
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THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
I hope Trinity signs with one of Michele Kang’s other teams in Europe and they both are like “Same owner, same player can get shit done in Europe but not in the NWSL. WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT JESSICA BERMAN?”
Let’s get this straight:
The Spirit have found a creative way to compensate Trinity within the rules of the CBA. Trinity is completely down with her contract being backloaded and ready to sign. The league wins having their face stay in the league.
….but that’s a no for the NWSL?!?
The Spirit have found a creative way to compensate Trinity within the rules of the CBA. Trinity is completely down with her contract being backloaded and ready to sign. The league wins having their face stay in the league.
….but that’s a no for the NWSL?!?
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I hope Trinity signs with one of Michele Kang’s other teams in Europe and they both are like “Same owner, same player can get shit done in Europe but not in the NWSL. WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT JESSICA BERMAN?”
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Let’s get this straight:
The Spirit have found a creative way to compensate Trinity within the rules of the CBA. Trinity is completely down with her contract being backloaded and ready to sign. The league wins having their face stay in the league.
….but that’s a no for the NWSL?!?
The Spirit have found a creative way to compensate Trinity within the rules of the CBA. Trinity is completely down with her contract being backloaded and ready to sign. The league wins having their face stay in the league.
….but that’s a no for the NWSL?!?
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Let’s get this straight:
The Spirit have found a creative way to compensate Trinity within the rules of the CBA. Trinity is completely down with her contract being backloaded and ready to sign. The league wins having their face stay in the league.
….but that’s a no for the NWSL?!?
The Spirit have found a creative way to compensate Trinity within the rules of the CBA. Trinity is completely down with her contract being backloaded and ready to sign. The league wins having their face stay in the league.
….but that’s a no for the NWSL?!?
WTAF. One of the most talented, dynamic and beloved players in the NWSL wants to stay in the league. Her team wants to pay her. And the commissioner is sabotaging it? Again I say WTAF Jessica Berman.
NEW: The Spirit came up with a multi-million dollar offer to keep Trinity Rodman in the league, which she was ready to accept. It was vetoed by NWSL commissioner Jessica Berman, according to sources.
Where's it leave negotiations? Great question. www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Where's it leave negotiations? Great question. www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
NWSL commissioner rejects Spirit’s offer to keep Trinity Rodman in the league
According to sources, the NWSL Players Association has filed a grievance on Rodman’s behalf with the league.
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
WTAF. One of the most talented, dynamic and beloved players in the NWSL wants to stay in the league. Her team wants to pay her. And the commissioner is sabotaging it? Again I say WTAF Jessica Berman.
I know it's all a big con/grift/whatever but I don't see how that college student isn't dying from embarrassment with all of us seeing exactly how bad her paper was.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I know it's all a big con/grift/whatever but I don't see how that college student isn't dying from embarrassment with all of us seeing exactly how bad her paper was.
Is there a map of all the holiday themed pop up bars around town?
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Is there a map of all the holiday themed pop up bars around town?