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Michelle Jones
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Well-known beet hater. Senior Product Specialist at Big Tech Co. Still homebody af. Racing Louisville, Tennessee Titans, Fever.

Dog person. Jewish. Very gay.
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Some people yearn to have a mayor who they don't refer to as 'this motherfucker.'
June 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I have read the book and I will say the show significantly elevates the source material. We enjoyed it.
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
My wife saw the headline without seeing the author’s name and said “I just know a man wrote this.”
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Love to set up yet another MyChart account because a new doctor is in a different system than all the other doctors. Bless 1Password for keeping this shit straight.
a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting on a laptop
ALT: a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting on a laptop
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January 27, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Final snow update of the weekend.
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Yeah, I’m good staying home. Alas, someone in my household is a doctor who feels an ethical obligation to go check on her patients. I’d love if she could stay home until Tuesday.
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Yikes, it’s going to be a mess tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Let me be more specific: normally our block (if not the rest of the street) is salted and plowed, I guess, because of our proximity to a police station and a nursing home.
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Normally our street is salted and plowed during winter storms. This time I don’t think it was treated before the snow started and it definitely hasn’t been plowed. 😬
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Late afternoon snow update
January 25, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Afternoon snow update
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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I wasn’t sure if Congressman Thomas Massie was going to be ideologically consistent on Alex Pretti, but… appears so.
January 25, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I just posted it!
January 25, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Morning snow update
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Update 2
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Snow update
January 24, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I’ve got my very scientific snow measuring system set up.
January 24, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The LG&E notifications thing is working great for me so far.
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
How many times in a row do you think I can listen to Steve Wonder's "Girl Blue" before wanting to listen to something else?
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I have many mean things I could say about this but really I have a question: why are 98% of the imaginary cars white? Joke answers only.
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Yeah I was extrapolating. They didn't send that today for no reason, was my interpretation. And it literally arrived at the exact same moment the text from Spectrum arrived and that one did say they were expecting outages. So the two have become fused in my brain.
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Love to get texts from both the cable company and the gas/electric company saying "Hey, there are probably going to be outages this weekend. Good luck!"
a man with long hair and a beard is standing in the snow with his eyes closed .
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January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I am unfamiliar with 1001albumsgenerator.com. I'm intrigued...
1001 Albums Generator
Explore the history of music. One album a day. From the book 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die.
1001albumsgenerator.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I have listened to Weathervanes and like it all but the Save the World song!

I have never heard a single song by Hold Steady (that I know of) so I'll give that one a try first.
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM