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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]
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April 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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I could watch airport reunions all day 😭 so sweet ❤️
April 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I could watch airport reunions all day 😭 so sweet ❤️
Black Panther has the best villains I fearrr like Namore had me shook
April 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Black Panther has the best villains I fearrr like Namore had me shook
Finally finished death note 😭 light yagami must pay for his crimes fr
April 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Finally finished death note 😭 light yagami must pay for his crimes fr
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y’all i can’t stop laughing
March 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
y’all i can’t stop laughing
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negging makes me violent.
When niggas try and be mean as a way of flirting with women… yall know that shit don’t work right? 😭
March 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
negging makes me violent.
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While y’all are “wyd”-ing women to death, this is what they’re *really* waiting for.
Get in the booth!
Get in the booth!
March 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
While y’all are “wyd”-ing women to death, this is what they’re *really* waiting for.
Get in the booth!
Get in the booth!
I love Jane Fonda ❤️
February 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I love Jane Fonda ❤️
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Garrett Morris. 88 years old! Absolute legend
February 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Garrett Morris. 88 years old! Absolute legend
Ben Stiller is on here talking about basketball meanwhile innie Irv was just decommissioned!! Let’s focus!😭
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ben Stiller is on here talking about basketball meanwhile innie Irv was just decommissioned!! Let’s focus!😭
It hurts to realize someone you thought was your friend doesn’t gaf about your feelings
February 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It hurts to realize someone you thought was your friend doesn’t gaf about your feelings
They’re on TikTok trying to defend Drake saying Kendrick took this too far 😭🤣 like please give me a break
February 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
They’re on TikTok trying to defend Drake saying Kendrick took this too far 😭🤣 like please give me a break
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Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
TECOLUCA, EL SALVADOR—Expressing concern after he stepped inside the cold, concrete room and suddenly heard the click of a lock behind him, a panicked Secretary of State Marco Rubio was reportedly tra...
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February 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
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Serena Williams made an appearance on stage during Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime performance, along with SZA, Mustard and Samuel L. Jackson. See more updates from the show: nyti.ms/4hlJaqR
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Serena Williams made an appearance on stage during Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime performance, along with SZA, Mustard and Samuel L. Jackson. See more updates from the show: nyti.ms/4hlJaqR
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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
Just stopping by 👋🏾
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Just stopping by 👋🏾
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The first 3 episodes of ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 3 are now streaming on Prime Video.
Read our review: bit.ly/InvincibleS3DF
Read our review: bit.ly/InvincibleS3DF
February 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The first 3 episodes of ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 3 are now streaming on Prime Video.
Read our review: bit.ly/InvincibleS3DF
Read our review: bit.ly/InvincibleS3DF
As a Bey, Doechii, Kendrick and Sabrina fan, I’m fed! Goodnight 🤭🙂↕️
February 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
As a Bey, Doechii, Kendrick and Sabrina fan, I’m fed! Goodnight 🤭🙂↕️
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‘Cowboy Carter’ by Beyoncé wins Album of the Year at the #GRAMMYs reut.rs/40ZsQGH
February 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
‘Cowboy Carter’ by Beyoncé wins Album of the Year at the #GRAMMYs reut.rs/40ZsQGH
Sorry they did all that setup for Abel?? 😭
February 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Sorry they did all that setup for Abel?? 😭
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Beyoncé Becomes First Black Woman to Win Country Grammy in 50 Years
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Beyoncé Becomes First Black Woman to Win Country Grammy in 50 Years
The cultural icon took home the award for best country duo/group performance for “II MOST WANTED” featuring Miley Cyrus.
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February 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Beyoncé Becomes First Black Woman to Win Country Grammy in 50 Years
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Yes.
Very happy with the way @rollingstone.com and my boy @milesklee.bsky.social played this headline!
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Trump and Allies Default to Racist Explanation of Deadly Air Collision
President Trump blamed diverse hiring policies for a deadly mid-air collision between a commercial jet and an Army helicopter that killed 67 people
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January 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yes.