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MVHelten
@michaelvanhelten.bsky.social
Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006

Hobbies include: volunteering for Scouting America, having an addiction to Iowa State Athletics, Disc Golf, Nature, Lego, History, and Beer.
If you can't hit at least 75% from the free throw line, you should retire from basketball. It is quite literally the easiest thing in team sports to practice outside of running.
March 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
All the talk about if the Patriots should win their game or tank just confirms my belief that all US Pro leagues should adopt the Gold Plan. #NFL
January 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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brooooooooooooo, you just gotta cross the goal line
December 15, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Football is stupid and shouldn't have been invented #BlueCy
December 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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Absolutely wild that this game got the ESPN+ treatment
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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This one's for Nick Bassett #BlueCy
a man wearing an iowa state jersey with the number 11
ALT: a man wearing an iowa state jersey with the number 11
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I am way too nervous. #bluecy
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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On-field footage of the Michigan/OSU brawl via umgoblog/X
November 30, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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What’s it like to be Audi Crooks?

(She made the shot, no whistle)

#BlueCy
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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For my fellow Cyclone fans that have migrated here to #BlueCy from the other place, here are a few wildly off-brand Iowa State logos. #Cyclones #CycloneNation #IowaState #CycloneState 🌪️
November 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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Folks, Bluesky just got a lot more Iowa State friendly. Use the hashtag #BlueCy to feature Cyclone-specific content and follow the BlueCy feed to keep up with the community and find more Cyclone fans. bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 18, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Time to get some of my uniforms and the uniforms in my Pack's Uniform Library Updated.
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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Buddy,
November 16, 2024 at 9:34 PM
NBA: Jazz
NFL: Buccaneers
NHL: Ducks
College: Iowa State
MLB: Braves
WNBA: Fever
Soccer: Manchester United
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
November 16, 2024 at 1:06 PM
The patch I came up with for my District's Spring Camporee this year. It has Morse Code, Braille, and the Star Wars written language of Aurebesh(since it was over May the 4th weekend) all within a Stop sign. The theme was Signs, Signals, and Codes and the Scouts worked on that Merit Badge. #scouting
November 15, 2024 at 5:52 PM