Truly
@michaeltruly.bsky.social
1/1 of a human. Creator of NightDrive. Eater of chips.
I wonder how much in bribes Gobble and Waddle paid for that pardon
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I wonder how much in bribes Gobble and Waddle paid for that pardon
Reminded of this Pants artwork from years ago:
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reminded of this Pants artwork from years ago:
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Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.
August 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.
Literally the only time I ever turn on ESPN is when they do the Ocho
August 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Literally the only time I ever turn on ESPN is when they do the Ocho
A lot of people don’t know that Ozzy Osbourne was just a nick name and it was actually short for Australia Australiabourne
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A lot of people don’t know that Ozzy Osbourne was just a nick name and it was actually short for Australia Australiabourne
Turns out the Hulkamania was terminal.
July 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Turns out the Hulkamania was terminal.
If you're wondering why a barred owl? It's because the owl didn't pay its tab and then threw up jagermeister all over the floor as security were throwing him out.
The world breaks my heart every day in multiple ways, but also a bluebird alerted me to a barred owl this evening
July 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you're wondering why a barred owl? It's because the owl didn't pay its tab and then threw up jagermeister all over the floor as security were throwing him out.
"So what we need is an attention grabbing ad."
"Hey. Don't worry. I went to school for advertising-"
"Hey. Don't worry. I went to school for advertising-"
July 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"So what we need is an attention grabbing ad."
"Hey. Don't worry. I went to school for advertising-"
"Hey. Don't worry. I went to school for advertising-"
Me scooping broiling hot queso on to my chips
This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.
Video credit: USGS
Video credit: USGS
July 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Me scooping broiling hot queso on to my chips
f this shit imma just call it hbo+
July 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
f this shit imma just call it hbo+
‘H’ is the worst letter.
Aitch? What is that?
Oh you’re silent this time?
Oh in this word you’re just gonna be a loud hot wet breath?
Okayy dude. Get fucked.
But ‘T’ though. Now that’s what I call a letter!
Aitch? What is that?
Oh you’re silent this time?
Oh in this word you’re just gonna be a loud hot wet breath?
Okayy dude. Get fucked.
But ‘T’ though. Now that’s what I call a letter!
July 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
‘H’ is the worst letter.
Aitch? What is that?
Oh you’re silent this time?
Oh in this word you’re just gonna be a loud hot wet breath?
Okayy dude. Get fucked.
But ‘T’ though. Now that’s what I call a letter!
Aitch? What is that?
Oh you’re silent this time?
Oh in this word you’re just gonna be a loud hot wet breath?
Okayy dude. Get fucked.
But ‘T’ though. Now that’s what I call a letter!
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If you haven’t seen a bumblebee butt today…☺️
July 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If you haven’t seen a bumblebee butt today…☺️
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sing us a song, you're Paul Dano, man
July 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
sing us a song, you're Paul Dano, man
Sir, I quickly need your help as I’m currently sitting at a table facing off with a steaming cioppino.
June 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sir, I quickly need your help as I’m currently sitting at a table facing off with a steaming cioppino.
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Apologies for the Twitter cross, but...
June 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Apologies for the Twitter cross, but...
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PSA for everyone going to protests
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
PSA for everyone going to protests
My Republican representative told me in “The Big Beautiful Bill” we all get a flying car AND each one has a McDonalds Fry-maker inside.
Also in an additional provision the US will have a pizza party every single day.
What did your rep tell you about the bill?
Also in an additional provision the US will have a pizza party every single day.
What did your rep tell you about the bill?
June 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My Republican representative told me in “The Big Beautiful Bill” we all get a flying car AND each one has a McDonalds Fry-maker inside.
Also in an additional provision the US will have a pizza party every single day.
What did your rep tell you about the bill?
Also in an additional provision the US will have a pizza party every single day.
What did your rep tell you about the bill?
The president going to see Les Miserables at the Kennedy center while there are protests in several major cities- is some PEAK irony.
Did no one tell him what it’s about? Someone’s gotta have told him right?
Did no one tell him what it’s about? Someone’s gotta have told him right?
June 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The president going to see Les Miserables at the Kennedy center while there are protests in several major cities- is some PEAK irony.
Did no one tell him what it’s about? Someone’s gotta have told him right?
Did no one tell him what it’s about? Someone’s gotta have told him right?
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
Breaking: French lady blowing nose next to me continuously approaching fourth minute.
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Breaking: French lady blowing nose next to me continuously approaching fourth minute.
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Alright, I think I need some sleep, but I leave you with a sleepy thought:
The world is an especially dark and scary place. Never forget to play games, sing songs, pet cute animals, hang with your friends and be silly little guys.
Without that good stuff, there's nothing worth fighting for.
The world is an especially dark and scary place. Never forget to play games, sing songs, pet cute animals, hang with your friends and be silly little guys.
Without that good stuff, there's nothing worth fighting for.
May 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Alright, I think I need some sleep, but I leave you with a sleepy thought:
The world is an especially dark and scary place. Never forget to play games, sing songs, pet cute animals, hang with your friends and be silly little guys.
Without that good stuff, there's nothing worth fighting for.
The world is an especially dark and scary place. Never forget to play games, sing songs, pet cute animals, hang with your friends and be silly little guys.
Without that good stuff, there's nothing worth fighting for.
*pope voice* "And lord keep Lou Malnati's in our hearts... and our stomachs. Especially in our stomachs."
May 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
*pope voice* "And lord keep Lou Malnati's in our hearts... and our stomachs. Especially in our stomachs."
*SNL Bears Voice* Da Pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
*SNL Bears Voice* Da Pope
Once I randomly went to a county fair and they had a free demolition derby that night and two cars caught on fire and I’ve been randomly chasing that high ever since.
May 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Once I randomly went to a county fair and they had a free demolition derby that night and two cars caught on fire and I’ve been randomly chasing that high ever since.
Priest at the Vatican: PSSST y’all wanna see a dead body?
April 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Priest at the Vatican: PSSST y’all wanna see a dead body?