Adrian Warlock
@adrianwarlock.bsky.social
He/Him -|- 🔞 -|- Unfiltered horny ravings of a mentally ill moron -|- Born Different (Wrong(AuDHD))
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Watching my parents struggle with the most advanced and mind-bogglingly complex contraption ever conceived by humanity:
The parking meter
The parking meter
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Watching my parents struggle with the most advanced and mind-bogglingly complex contraption ever conceived by humanity:
The parking meter
The parking meter
Can we have a new social media trend where I win the lottery (a minimum jackpot is more than enough) and I start sporadically posting the random projects that have been building up in my to-do list?
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Can we have a new social media trend where I win the lottery (a minimum jackpot is more than enough) and I start sporadically posting the random projects that have been building up in my to-do list?
I can tell I'm not a Real Lover because what do you mean I just rediscovered that Cristina Scabbia exists. As in I had completely forgotten.
Haha who want me
Haha who want me
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I can tell I'm not a Real Lover because what do you mean I just rediscovered that Cristina Scabbia exists. As in I had completely forgotten.
Haha who want me
Haha who want me
You ever scroll your feed and see someone that looks familiar
"Oh, who's that? I don't remember following/friending this person."
"Wait a minute. I know that guy. His hair's long and..."
"Ooooh... Riiiiiiiiight... HER hair is longer now."
That's twice now. Which is a lot for how antisocial I am.
"Oh, who's that? I don't remember following/friending this person."
"Wait a minute. I know that guy. His hair's long and..."
"Ooooh... Riiiiiiiiight... HER hair is longer now."
That's twice now. Which is a lot for how antisocial I am.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
You ever scroll your feed and see someone that looks familiar
"Oh, who's that? I don't remember following/friending this person."
"Wait a minute. I know that guy. His hair's long and..."
"Ooooh... Riiiiiiiiight... HER hair is longer now."
That's twice now. Which is a lot for how antisocial I am.
"Oh, who's that? I don't remember following/friending this person."
"Wait a minute. I know that guy. His hair's long and..."
"Ooooh... Riiiiiiiiight... HER hair is longer now."
That's twice now. Which is a lot for how antisocial I am.
"But what would your ideal job be?"
"Wizard's apprentice has never existed as an occupation, so I don't know what to tell ya."
"Wizard's apprentice has never existed as an occupation, so I don't know what to tell ya."
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"But what would your ideal job be?"
"Wizard's apprentice has never existed as an occupation, so I don't know what to tell ya."
"Wizard's apprentice has never existed as an occupation, so I don't know what to tell ya."
I've gotten ready for bed and that apparently means it's the perfect time for my brain to decide we're storyboarding a travel montage for a completely non-existent movie.
I don't want to up my melatonin again so I guess we're exercising before bed from now on our something.
I don't want to up my melatonin again so I guess we're exercising before bed from now on our something.
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I've gotten ready for bed and that apparently means it's the perfect time for my brain to decide we're storyboarding a travel montage for a completely non-existent movie.
I don't want to up my melatonin again so I guess we're exercising before bed from now on our something.
I don't want to up my melatonin again so I guess we're exercising before bed from now on our something.
Entering the War On Cumin
On the side of Cumin
On the side of Cumin
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Entering the War On Cumin
On the side of Cumin
On the side of Cumin
WELL YA BOY GOT HIS DIAGNOSIS
THIS DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY FIX ANYTHING
BUT IT'S A START
THIS DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY FIX ANYTHING
BUT IT'S A START
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
WELL YA BOY GOT HIS DIAGNOSIS
THIS DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY FIX ANYTHING
BUT IT'S A START
THIS DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY FIX ANYTHING
BUT IT'S A START
The biggest tip I can give to anyone struggling with executive function with regard to the cooking/ordering dinner discourse is to get familiar with the timer functions of your appliances.
With a few exceptions, you can set things up when you have the energy and then forget about them until dinner.
With a few exceptions, you can set things up when you have the energy and then forget about them until dinner.
February 4, 2026 at 7:50 AM
The biggest tip I can give to anyone struggling with executive function with regard to the cooking/ordering dinner discourse is to get familiar with the timer functions of your appliances.
With a few exceptions, you can set things up when you have the energy and then forget about them until dinner.
With a few exceptions, you can set things up when you have the energy and then forget about them until dinner.
Explaining my experience with executive dysfunction to people and seeing the slightly haunted look in their eyes as they experience flashbacks is never going to stop feeling rewarding.
To name a thing is to tame a thing.
To name a thing is to tame a thing.
February 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Explaining my experience with executive dysfunction to people and seeing the slightly haunted look in their eyes as they experience flashbacks is never going to stop feeling rewarding.
To name a thing is to tame a thing.
To name a thing is to tame a thing.
Somehow my brain has decided that it's not Sleep Time, it's Workshop A Parody Of War Pigs Again Time.
This one is about perving on the sexy witches dancing nude in the moonlight.
....I either need to actually finish one of these or take more melatonin.
This one is about perving on the sexy witches dancing nude in the moonlight.
....I either need to actually finish one of these or take more melatonin.
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Somehow my brain has decided that it's not Sleep Time, it's Workshop A Parody Of War Pigs Again Time.
This one is about perving on the sexy witches dancing nude in the moonlight.
....I either need to actually finish one of these or take more melatonin.
This one is about perving on the sexy witches dancing nude in the moonlight.
....I either need to actually finish one of these or take more melatonin.
The problem with tiramisu is that it's very easy to basically inhale a two person serve by yourself and then you don't have any tiramisu any more.
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 AM
The problem with tiramisu is that it's very easy to basically inhale a two person serve by yourself and then you don't have any tiramisu any more.
I gotta get off social media, man.
I scroll and scroll and see the most glorious, gorgeous examples of beauty humanity has to offer and then I remember that in order to be able to smoosh my face into someone I have to go outside and actually meet and talk to people at some point.
I scroll and scroll and see the most glorious, gorgeous examples of beauty humanity has to offer and then I remember that in order to be able to smoosh my face into someone I have to go outside and actually meet and talk to people at some point.
February 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I gotta get off social media, man.
I scroll and scroll and see the most glorious, gorgeous examples of beauty humanity has to offer and then I remember that in order to be able to smoosh my face into someone I have to go outside and actually meet and talk to people at some point.
I scroll and scroll and see the most glorious, gorgeous examples of beauty humanity has to offer and then I remember that in order to be able to smoosh my face into someone I have to go outside and actually meet and talk to people at some point.
Watching food videos from Old World restaurants with those really old traditions that date back generations and it's like
- Twelve meats all boiled in the same pot, sliced at the table
- Whole bottles of six different alcohols tipped into a kettle
- Omelette, but we'll charge you sixty euro for it
- Twelve meats all boiled in the same pot, sliced at the table
- Whole bottles of six different alcohols tipped into a kettle
- Omelette, but we'll charge you sixty euro for it
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Watching food videos from Old World restaurants with those really old traditions that date back generations and it's like
- Twelve meats all boiled in the same pot, sliced at the table
- Whole bottles of six different alcohols tipped into a kettle
- Omelette, but we'll charge you sixty euro for it
- Twelve meats all boiled in the same pot, sliced at the table
- Whole bottles of six different alcohols tipped into a kettle
- Omelette, but we'll charge you sixty euro for it
CARBOHYDRATE INHALATION is the name of my upcoming album all about self destructive behaviour and being passively suicidal.
(I should really start actually try learning to play my bass...)
(I should really start actually try learning to play my bass...)
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 AM
CARBOHYDRATE INHALATION is the name of my upcoming album all about self destructive behaviour and being passively suicidal.
(I should really start actually try learning to play my bass...)
(I should really start actually try learning to play my bass...)
Every now and then we get a new kind of minor Family Revelation.
Today's is that it's likely my mother had a half-sister that we thought may not have survived long past childbirth buuuuut also might have only died a couple years ago and lived in the same city for a while?
Today's is that it's likely my mother had a half-sister that we thought may not have survived long past childbirth buuuuut also might have only died a couple years ago and lived in the same city for a while?
January 23, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Every now and then we get a new kind of minor Family Revelation.
Today's is that it's likely my mother had a half-sister that we thought may not have survived long past childbirth buuuuut also might have only died a couple years ago and lived in the same city for a while?
Today's is that it's likely my mother had a half-sister that we thought may not have survived long past childbirth buuuuut also might have only died a couple years ago and lived in the same city for a while?
"Yeah gimme some of that... morted ella. Oh and some of the gool. And some pep. Yeah the pan lube too. Heavy crunchy water." <- What the sandwich guy would hear if I let my inside thoughts be outside thoughts.
January 21, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"Yeah gimme some of that... morted ella. Oh and some of the gool. And some pep. Yeah the pan lube too. Heavy crunchy water." <- What the sandwich guy would hear if I let my inside thoughts be outside thoughts.
Random lady at the pharmacy triggered a long-dormant instinct today when she was making conversation with the cashier.
The way she complimented her hair had exactly the right sort of awkward language to let me know what would follow.
"I'm just talking to people I meet about Christ..."
The way she complimented her hair had exactly the right sort of awkward language to let me know what would follow.
"I'm just talking to people I meet about Christ..."
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Random lady at the pharmacy triggered a long-dormant instinct today when she was making conversation with the cashier.
The way she complimented her hair had exactly the right sort of awkward language to let me know what would follow.
"I'm just talking to people I meet about Christ..."
The way she complimented her hair had exactly the right sort of awkward language to let me know what would follow.
"I'm just talking to people I meet about Christ..."
Me, on a Starfleet ship: "Computer, food."
Computer: "Per guidelines from the Chief Medical Officer it is inadvisable to only..."
Me: "Override. Food, custom menu profile: Adrian 1"
<One slice of Costco pepperoni pizza appears accompanied by a frosty post-mix Pepsi Max>
Computer: "Per guidelines from the Chief Medical Officer it is inadvisable to only..."
Me: "Override. Food, custom menu profile: Adrian 1"
<One slice of Costco pepperoni pizza appears accompanied by a frosty post-mix Pepsi Max>
January 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Me, on a Starfleet ship: "Computer, food."
Computer: "Per guidelines from the Chief Medical Officer it is inadvisable to only..."
Me: "Override. Food, custom menu profile: Adrian 1"
<One slice of Costco pepperoni pizza appears accompanied by a frosty post-mix Pepsi Max>
Computer: "Per guidelines from the Chief Medical Officer it is inadvisable to only..."
Me: "Override. Food, custom menu profile: Adrian 1"
<One slice of Costco pepperoni pizza appears accompanied by a frosty post-mix Pepsi Max>
I've figured out my goals for 2026. In order:
-Win the lottery
-Move into my dream apartment
-Get a younger* boyfriend AND an older* girlfriend
-Have them decide on a skincare plan for me because I'm useless
(*Chronologically** or whimsically)
(**Age is just a number***)
(***After you turn 25ish)
-Win the lottery
-Move into my dream apartment
-Get a younger* boyfriend AND an older* girlfriend
-Have them decide on a skincare plan for me because I'm useless
(*Chronologically** or whimsically)
(**Age is just a number***)
(***After you turn 25ish)
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I've figured out my goals for 2026. In order:
-Win the lottery
-Move into my dream apartment
-Get a younger* boyfriend AND an older* girlfriend
-Have them decide on a skincare plan for me because I'm useless
(*Chronologically** or whimsically)
(**Age is just a number***)
(***After you turn 25ish)
-Win the lottery
-Move into my dream apartment
-Get a younger* boyfriend AND an older* girlfriend
-Have them decide on a skincare plan for me because I'm useless
(*Chronologically** or whimsically)
(**Age is just a number***)
(***After you turn 25ish)
Starting to think I flew too close to the sun with buying my niece her first plush. My sister is currently carrying around the future second nibling and I'm trying to pick out exactly which one I should get in advance.
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Starting to think I flew too close to the sun with buying my niece her first plush. My sister is currently carrying around the future second nibling and I'm trying to pick out exactly which one I should get in advance.
I've been huddling indoors in the air conditioning for the last few days because it's been a scorcher outside but I've just put on a hoodie.
I've lived in and visited all sorts of Australian climates but Melbourne weather is straight up bullshit.
I've lived in and visited all sorts of Australian climates but Melbourne weather is straight up bullshit.
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I've been huddling indoors in the air conditioning for the last few days because it's been a scorcher outside but I've just put on a hoodie.
I've lived in and visited all sorts of Australian climates but Melbourne weather is straight up bullshit.
I've lived in and visited all sorts of Australian climates but Melbourne weather is straight up bullshit.
It's been probably around 20 years or more since I read 1984 but I've just remembered something that bothers me.
At one point Winston is talking to an old geezer in a pub and the oldie whinges about the shift from pints to litres and half-litres.
At one point Winston is talking to an old geezer in a pub and the oldie whinges about the shift from pints to litres and half-litres.
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It's been probably around 20 years or more since I read 1984 but I've just remembered something that bothers me.
At one point Winston is talking to an old geezer in a pub and the oldie whinges about the shift from pints to litres and half-litres.
At one point Winston is talking to an old geezer in a pub and the oldie whinges about the shift from pints to litres and half-litres.
Whoever decided that I should live in interesting times deserves to become one of my Rimworld pawns when I'm feeling particularly heinous.
Or be a 17 year old girl's least favourite townie in a heavily modded Sims 4 game.
Or be a 17 year old girl's least favourite townie in a heavily modded Sims 4 game.
January 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Whoever decided that I should live in interesting times deserves to become one of my Rimworld pawns when I'm feeling particularly heinous.
Or be a 17 year old girl's least favourite townie in a heavily modded Sims 4 game.
Or be a 17 year old girl's least favourite townie in a heavily modded Sims 4 game.
New pharmacist at the local place means a new experience of explaining the niche edge case and dosage oddness of my medication to someone who starts at a position of "The patient doesn't know anything".
For reference, my usual interaction is more like:
"Hi, I need these."
"Cool, ten minutes."
For reference, my usual interaction is more like:
"Hi, I need these."
"Cool, ten minutes."
January 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
New pharmacist at the local place means a new experience of explaining the niche edge case and dosage oddness of my medication to someone who starts at a position of "The patient doesn't know anything".
For reference, my usual interaction is more like:
"Hi, I need these."
"Cool, ten minutes."
For reference, my usual interaction is more like:
"Hi, I need these."
"Cool, ten minutes."