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Adrian Warlock
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He/Him -|- 🔞 -|- Unfiltered horny ravings of a mentally ill moron -|- Fat of head, dumb of ass -|- Bi-injurious

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Just gonna drop this here for anyone who needs it

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STRAY FROM THE PATH - Goodnight Alt-right (Official Music Video)
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If you don't like paneer butter masala:

1) I don't believe you
2) You're wrong
3) We can't be friends if you lie to me like that
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
There's a new South Indian restaurant opening near me and I've been looking up half the menu because the majority of indian restaurant cuisine I've had has been Northern/Punjabi type stuff.

A bigger, fluffier idli?
Onion samosa?
A rotating menu of flavoured rice dish I'd never heard of?

Hnnnnghyes
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I get bored with my latest gaming obsession.
I go reinstall something I've previously enjoyed.
Just before I go to open it I realise I remember every single story beat, branching path and character customisation combo because I've already played it to death.
Uninstall it again.

Why.
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Went and got my antidepressant dose upped and asked about autism and ADHD diagnosis.

There may not even be any value in getting it done since there's no government support for autistic adults in Australia and I may not be able to take ADHD meds with my other meds.

But I asked! Now it's nap time.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
>Feel not good
>Do full at-home workup:
>Blood pressure = nominal
>Blood sugar = nominal
>4-in-1 COVID/RSV/Influenza test = all negative

Guess I'm just icky today. Hoooray.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The number of cultures that have independently come up with Cured And/Or Salted Meat Cooked With Beans isn't surprising at all considering it's a really solid combination and can be made to great effect with less meat than you think.
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH MAHARAJAH'S CHOICE DAL TADKA

HALDIRAM'S DAL MAKHANI IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND

For serious, though. It might be nearly twice the price at AUD$4.50 but it's so much more satisfying.
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
In my opinion the most correct way to eat a banh mi is hunched over on a park bench so you don't get anything on your shirt and the pigeons clean up the crumbs.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reason #7 to win the lottery:

I could pay for my brother-in-law to hire professionals for all his house stuff instead of running himself in circles DIYing or cheaping out on tradies and getting burned repeatedly.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I miss that beautiful time on the internet when you could put search terms into a little text box, hit the button and it would come back with something resembling what you typed in the box.
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You ever discuss Christmas gifting plans with someone who only really listens to every third word you say, invents the rest and runs with it as gospel?

So I'm out looking for stuff with my mother...
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have over 1000 hours in Rimworld on Steam.

I used to play through the Epic Store until I decided it was so much easier to deal with mods through Steam. Thought I'd check my hours there too.

9,119.

I.. might have a problem.
October 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
If you'd asked me a couple months ago if I'd deleted me Facebook and Instagram accounts I would have said "Yeah, years ago".

So now that I've gotten emails suggesting new Facebook groups to join and asking for Instagram password resets I can tell you that

YES I'VE DELETED THEM

STAY DELETED

FUCK
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Found something cool at the shop today
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Thinking about my All Brassica Meal idea again. Could probably only realistically make one plate out of it unless significant other ingredients are allowed. But as a one-plate arrangement you could get some decent range.

Cauliflower - puree?
Purple cabbage - shreds for visual interest
October 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Today's Three Drink Spread is

Coffee (hot, milk)
Berocca in ice water
Water

Because I've lost control of my life and also slept roughly 6 hours longer than expected.
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Been mainlining Bloodlines 2 the last few days and I've gotta admit that my usual RPG approach of loading up heavy on passive perks and then trying to tank my way through is... not for this game.
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Picked up some canned air because my PC has been a little hot lately. Really not much dust but blasted it out anyway. Plug it all back together and... won't start.

Power cycle, check every connection inside and out, download the manual for the motherboard. Nothing.

Push the button again.

On.

🙃
October 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Going to the dentist to get work done only freaks me out for one reason.

It's not the drilling or the scraping or any of that.

It's wandering around afterwards with half my face numb not knowing if I've bitten myself and am bleeding profusely from the mouth in public.
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Whenever the news is on when my parents are present I've been making a point of being that annoying guy who loudly calls bullshit when there's obvious spin or dishonest framing.

Just caught my mum doing it now too.

I'm so proud 🥲
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Glance in the mirror

"Ah beans. Got some dry skin on my upper lip."

Lean in. Get a close look.

White hairs coming through 🙃
October 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Felt like I really needed to add some extra veg and carrots were what I had, so...

Also surprise double yolker!
October 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Somehow hadn't realised that one of the mods I have for Stellaris lets me play in a galaxy of

FIFTY THOUSAND STARS

so now I think I'm gonna go make soup or stew or something from scratch while my PC shits itself trying to generate all that.
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I dunno if it's alexithymia or something else but I feel like I'm more susceptible than most to the

"Are you fine?
You don't look fine.
I can tell when you're not fine.
Why are you mad now?

pipeline. Maybe I'm just a bad communicator.
October 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Time to do another booger-stick snot-swab.

Look at the cute little biohazard baggies you get with these ones though!
October 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM