Sheffield
@michaelsheffield.bsky.social
Formerly on Twitter as mtsheffield. No Crypto, no dates. No money. I was born in Camden, New Jersey, and raised in Collingswood. BS , MBA , Data Analyst , Adjunct Prof. Retired Married
Here, to keep aware of the Orange menace through a Blue Sky filter.
Here, to keep aware of the Orange menace through a Blue Sky filter.
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Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
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Let’s check in on the MAGA ‘patriots’ from Russia, Nigeria, India, Pakistan, Malaysia, Thailand, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Kenya, Turkey, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, the Philippines, and Iran - spreading their ‘patriotism’ worldwide.
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Let’s check in on the MAGA ‘patriots’ from Russia, Nigeria, India, Pakistan, Malaysia, Thailand, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Kenya, Turkey, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, the Philippines, and Iran - spreading their ‘patriotism’ worldwide.
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New line of MAGA lip gloss hits the shelves for the holidays.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
New line of MAGA lip gloss hits the shelves for the holidays.
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I’m volunteering this holiday season at the local ASPCA by taking naps with homeless cats.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m volunteering this holiday season at the local ASPCA by taking naps with homeless cats.
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And yet we Americans elected him again.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
And yet we Americans elected him again.
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Everyone swoons over Elon Musk and space travel but let's remember Wallace and Gromit went to the Moon for a cheese holiday in 1989.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Everyone swoons over Elon Musk and space travel but let's remember Wallace and Gromit went to the Moon for a cheese holiday in 1989.
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Fortune Teller: "You will die on a major Mexican holiday." Trump: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo?
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Fortune Teller: "You will die on a major Mexican holiday." Trump: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo?
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
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Is it too early to get the War on Christmas started?
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Is it too early to get the War on Christmas started?
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The Department of Education aims to reduce our nation’s debt, and their big idea is to remove NURSING from the “professional occupation” list? Seriously?
Of all the places to start, they targeted the one profession that is literally saving lives every single day.
We are not the problem.
Of all the places to start, they targeted the one profession that is literally saving lives every single day.
We are not the problem.
a group of nurses standing in a line with a man holding a diploma
ALT: a group of nurses standing in a line with a man holding a diploma
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November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Department of Education aims to reduce our nation’s debt, and their big idea is to remove NURSING from the “professional occupation” list? Seriously?
Of all the places to start, they targeted the one profession that is literally saving lives every single day.
We are not the problem.
Of all the places to start, they targeted the one profession that is literally saving lives every single day.
We are not the problem.
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
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Mark Kelly: "The message he sent a couple days ago was he declared that loyalty to the Constitution is now punishable by death. Those are serious words coming from the president. He's trying to intimidate us. But I'm not going to be intimidated."
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Mark Kelly: "The message he sent a couple days ago was he declared that loyalty to the Constitution is now punishable by death. Those are serious words coming from the president. He's trying to intimidate us. But I'm not going to be intimidated."
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I give Christmas tips in cash and cannabis to my maid and the woman who does my hair - they say it’s easier being around me when they’re high.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I give Christmas tips in cash and cannabis to my maid and the woman who does my hair - they say it’s easier being around me when they’re high.
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Dear Satan, all I want for Christmas is a cure for my dyslexia.
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Dear Satan, all I want for Christmas is a cure for my dyslexia.
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My MAGA Uncle Jimmy in Virginia told me he doesn't want anything for Christmas but he gave me a long list of things he already has that he doesn't want anyone else to have.
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My MAGA Uncle Jimmy in Virginia told me he doesn't want anything for Christmas but he gave me a long list of things he already has that he doesn't want anyone else to have.
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All I want for Christmas is for the Santa Claus at the mall not to have a boner when I sit in his lap.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the Santa Claus at the mall not to have a boner when I sit in his lap.
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On Christmas mornings in rural America when you hear gun shots in the distance it means one of two things:
1) Someone got a new gun for Christmas or
2) Someone didn't.
1) Someone got a new gun for Christmas or
2) Someone didn't.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
On Christmas mornings in rural America when you hear gun shots in the distance it means one of two things:
1) Someone got a new gun for Christmas or
2) Someone didn't.
1) Someone got a new gun for Christmas or
2) Someone didn't.
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Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
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Nursing not a profession? Lord have mercy. I know many of you remember nursing school and what a bitch it was. Life was eat, sleep, live nursing school. No time for anything else. Very difficult if you have to work too. It gets real with learning on the job. Then lives are saved, hands held. ❤️ Ty
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Nursing not a profession? Lord have mercy. I know many of you remember nursing school and what a bitch it was. Life was eat, sleep, live nursing school. No time for anything else. Very difficult if you have to work too. It gets real with learning on the job. Then lives are saved, hands held. ❤️ Ty
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This FB post sums up Mamdani and donald's meeting beautifully. This is just the last part. I encourage you to read the entire post here: www.facebook.com/bruce.fanger...
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This FB post sums up Mamdani and donald's meeting beautifully. This is just the last part. I encourage you to read the entire post here: www.facebook.com/bruce.fanger...
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Home Depot could implement a policy requiring ICE to present a judicial warrant before operating on its property. Businesses are fully within their rights to decide who is allowed on their premises.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Home Depot could implement a policy requiring ICE to present a judicial warrant before operating on its property. Businesses are fully within their rights to decide who is allowed on their premises.
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I saw a guy trying to siphon gas out of a Tesla today. I didn’t have the heart to stop him, but I did call AAA just to watch them explain electricity to him.
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I saw a guy trying to siphon gas out of a Tesla today. I didn’t have the heart to stop him, but I did call AAA just to watch them explain electricity to him.