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Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
Listening to this album in its entirety with my 3 year old, this will BLOW her little MIND
May 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Listening to this album in its entirety with my 3 year old, this will BLOW her little MIND
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It's Window Safety Week
April 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It's Window Safety Week
Sincerely considering putting an AirTag on my coffee mug
March 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sincerely considering putting an AirTag on my coffee mug
I’m catching up on the news from this weekend, and it sounds like a zoomer named Big Balls has stolen all the money 🫤
February 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m catching up on the news from this weekend, and it sounds like a zoomer named Big Balls has stolen all the money 🫤
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That's why you should go learn it.
Right now, among the few who will have a vote in this, there are dozens and dozens who asked the exact same questions you did in 2005, when they wanted Howard Dean to win, but had no vote. They ran, they won, they now vote. And new people ask their old question.
Right now, among the few who will have a vote in this, there are dozens and dozens who asked the exact same questions you did in 2005, when they wanted Howard Dean to win, but had no vote. They ran, they won, they now vote. And new people ask their old question.
January 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
That's why you should go learn it.
Right now, among the few who will have a vote in this, there are dozens and dozens who asked the exact same questions you did in 2005, when they wanted Howard Dean to win, but had no vote. They ran, they won, they now vote. And new people ask their old question.
Right now, among the few who will have a vote in this, there are dozens and dozens who asked the exact same questions you did in 2005, when they wanted Howard Dean to win, but had no vote. They ran, they won, they now vote. And new people ask their old question.
I want to be a consulting writer on John Hamm’s Landman show. I have lurid tales from the oilfield, and I don’t mind burning bridges to tell them.
December 3, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I want to be a consulting writer on John Hamm’s Landman show. I have lurid tales from the oilfield, and I don’t mind burning bridges to tell them.
There is beauty in this world for those who are willing to look
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
There is beauty in this world for those who are willing to look
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Remember when they were extremely concerned about people's pets
November 12, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Remember when they were extremely concerned about people's pets
I endorsed Kamala Harris and I can bench press 600 pounds, run a five minute mile, and my hair grew back. All coincidentally.
October 31, 2024 at 2:48 PM
I endorsed Kamala Harris and I can bench press 600 pounds, run a five minute mile, and my hair grew back. All coincidentally.
I thought I saw someone in a perfect wario costume, but it was actually a regular Oklahoman
October 31, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I thought I saw someone in a perfect wario costume, but it was actually a regular Oklahoman
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Losing my mind at my friend's video on a strike line of ILA members breaking out into Queen's "We are the champions" after finding out they won a raise. 😭😭❤️❤️
October 4, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Losing my mind at my friend's video on a strike line of ILA members breaking out into Queen's "We are the champions" after finding out they won a raise. 😭😭❤️❤️
*long draw on a cigarette* gramatica…now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
September 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
*long draw on a cigarette* gramatica…now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
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A post saying “immigrants aren't killing your pets. but you know who is? the police — who on average kill 25-30 dogs every day” went viral on Twitter.
I looked it up, and it’s true (scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17...).
I looked it up, and it’s true (scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17...).
September 14, 2024 at 2:07 AM
A post saying “immigrants aren't killing your pets. but you know who is? the police — who on average kill 25-30 dogs every day” went viral on Twitter.
I looked it up, and it’s true (scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17...).
I looked it up, and it’s true (scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17...).
Instagram and Threads have been relentless with emails and push notices this month. I bet they’re trying to salvage a wretched quarter (come back October 23)
August 28, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Instagram and Threads have been relentless with emails and push notices this month. I bet they’re trying to salvage a wretched quarter (come back October 23)
Indoor cricket, please
August 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Indoor cricket, please
USA men’s soccer is so very bad. This is an illustration of our empire in decline
August 2, 2024 at 2:44 PM
USA men’s soccer is so very bad. This is an illustration of our empire in decline
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crazy to think that Michael Phelps set 29 individual records during his career and they've all been beaten since then
July 31, 2024 at 7:06 PM
crazy to think that Michael Phelps set 29 individual records during his career and they've all been beaten since then
That’s enough for me
July 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
That’s enough for me
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The SCOTUS might legit be the most corrupt court on earth currently which is no less wild because it's true
July 1, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The SCOTUS might legit be the most corrupt court on earth currently which is no less wild because it's true
Mockingbirds in Georgia are ruthless. I just saw one push a crow into traffic
June 30, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Mockingbirds in Georgia are ruthless. I just saw one push a crow into traffic
Pronouncing “tranche” so it rhymes with “ranch” until the bank fires me
June 17, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Pronouncing “tranche” so it rhymes with “ranch” until the bank fires me
Just pack the courts
SCOTUS strikes down the bump-stock ban 6–3, usual lineup, in the last opinion of the day. Thomas writes.
![JUSTICE THOMAS delivered the opinion of the Court.
Congress has long restricted access to “‘machinegun[s],’”
a category of firearms defined by the ability to “shoot, automatically more than one shot . . . by a single function of the
trigger.” 26 U. S. C. §5845(b); see also 18 U. S. C. §922(o).
Semiautomatic firearms, which require shooters to reengage the trigger for every shot, are not machineguns. This
case asks whether a bump stock—an accessory for a semiautomatic rifle that allows the shooter to rapidly reengage
the trigger (and therefore achieve a high rate of fire)—converts the rifle into a “machinegun.” We hold that it does not
and therefore affirm.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreibh5d5fumafjslcz4k55qjs2ycltgsrrxpro3d64w5pmnp4latsfy@jpeg)
June 14, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Just pack the courts
I’m hooting and hollering right now, go USA
June 12, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I’m hooting and hollering right now, go USA
I like this bowers duel of a World Cup over the home run derby of the IPL. Just my preference!
June 10, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I like this bowers duel of a World Cup over the home run derby of the IPL. Just my preference!