Michael
michaelschmoling.bsky.social
Michael
@michaelschmoling.bsky.social
I’m the one on the right
Single stock leveraged ETFs. That’s a real “I know what those words mean, but that sentence makes no sense”

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December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I firmly believe he’s uploaded the baileys into ChatGPT and talks to them regularly
June 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Turn if off daddy. I don’t like it!” Ah well.
May 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
An early drop is probably worth like, 25-30 runs? It’s basically giving the batting side an extra wicket
April 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ok, there it is
March 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
For 30 eggs, but still
February 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Reposted by Michael
That's why you should go learn it.

Right now, among the few who will have a vote in this, there are dozens and dozens who asked the exact same questions you did in 2005, when they wanted Howard Dean to win, but had no vote. They ran, they won, they now vote. And new people ask their old question.
January 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The excuse when I was a kid was soccer is new to us, and that’s why we’re so mediocre on the world stage. It’s not new anymore! We should be crushing this!
August 2, 2024 at 2:46 PM