Michael
michaelschmoling.bsky.social
Michael
@michaelschmoling.bsky.social
I’m the one on the right
“Turn if off daddy. I don’t like it!” Ah well.
May 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Listening to this album in its entirety with my 3 year old, this will BLOW her little MIND
May 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
For 30 eggs, but still
February 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
There is beauty in this world for those who are willing to look
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I endorsed Kamala Harris and I can bench press 600 pounds, run a five minute mile, and my hair grew back. All coincidentally.
October 31, 2024 at 2:48 PM
*long draw on a cigarette* gramatica…now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
September 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Indoor cricket, please
August 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
That’s enough for me
July 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I’m hooting and hollering right now, go USA
June 12, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Wow what an eclipse, and what a photo I got with all my friends
April 9, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I guarantee you several prominent republicans will run this year on a platform of bringing back leaded gasoline
March 8, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I love that New Yorkers are just now discovering garbage cans
March 1, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
January 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Even my Political Opponents Have Spoken Against doing it on the 50 yard line while the dirty birds kick it for 3
January 9, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Here’s a bald eagle I saw last week
December 12, 2023 at 9:08 PM