Michael Rubin
michaelrubin.bsky.social
Michael Rubin
@michaelrubin.bsky.social
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bellhop: your suite, sir

me: oh my god stop shut up what’s your name let me carry the bags
May 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Is this thing on?
May 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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RED Digital Cinema announces cinema cameras compatible with Nikon Z-mount lenses

RED Digital Cinema, Inc., a subsidiary of Nikon Corp., announced the V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount and KOMODO-X Z Mount digital cinema cameras, integrating the Nikon Z mount into the RED camera lineup. The V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount…
RED Digital Cinema announces cinema cameras compatible with Nikon Z-mount lenses
RED Digital Cinema, Inc., a subsidiary of Nikon Corp., announced the V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount and KOMODO-X Z Mount digital cinema cameras, integrating the Nikon Z mount into the RED camera lineup. The V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount and KOMODO-X Z Mount are the first entries into the all-new Z CINEMA series; a new product line of co-developed solutions from Nikon and RED. The Z CINEMA series is targeted at the cinema, high-end production, and creator market. The new V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount and KOMODO-X Z Mount digital cinema cameras support the Nikon Z mount, with its large diameter and short flange distance, while retaining cinematic picture quality utilizing RED's color science.
thedeadpixelssociety.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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FIRST TIME CALLER (2024, dir. Abe Goldfarb and JD Brynn, unrated)
February 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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*very serious voice*

NJ Transit is so underfunded, they're still running trains from the Pennsylvania Railroad
January 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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At last, the people who yell slurs everywhere but the office can do it in the office. A golden era for the biggest fucking dipshit you know.
January 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Darnold saving the Vikings all that money they might have given him 3 weeks ago… #NFL
January 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Hello new followers! Please go enjoy my weird, funny, eerie science fiction thriller FIRST TIME CALLER!

You can see it on Amazon or Tubi right now!

Thanks!
November 23, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires.

In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.

Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.

IN ONE MONTH.

Bish needs to sit TF down.
January 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Looks like tiktok will be banned.
Where will I get my awkward dance videos and amateurish, cringeworthy "comedy" videos now??
I will miss the incredibly annoying Asian AI ladies' voice over, too.
January 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Happy New Year everybody.
In 2025, try to be the best person you know how to be, because the world especially needs it right now.
January 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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May we find light in the darkness.

Happy Hanukkah.
January 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I, for one, look forward to our simian overlords.
“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
November 29, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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I was at Disneyland the day they were celebrating Dick VanDyke’s 90th birthday. He came out and danced with the chimney sweeps to Step In Time and put them all to shame.

I’ve always been a big fan of his, but holy crap, it was impressive to see him dance at 90.
November 29, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Coming Soon.
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Take a read about my dear friend Ruby…I mean Ellen.
November 27, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Thanks to Amy Unger and WFMZ for the stellar write up and piece! www.wfmz.com/news/area/le...
'Ruby Sue' of Christmas Vacation fame living in the LV and loving it
It seems you can’t turn on your television this time of year without stumbling across a holiday movie. One of the films seemingly on repeat from now until December 25
www.wfmz.com
November 26, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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I'm waiting for Tom from MySpace to get here.
a picture of a smiling man with the name tom on top
ALT: a picture of a smiling man with the name tom on top
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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Also all his music proceeds go to his family since he was independent so if you wanna support it's directly benefiting his family 💯
November 25, 2024 at 3:23 AM
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social good to see you here.
November 19, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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I would try out for this Primus drum vacancy, but I suffer from a condition that prevents me from being able to hear slapped bass.
November 19, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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X: Blocked people can read your tweets

Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Found @pulmyears.bsky.social Great Follow! Paul is a wonderful writer, especially music and comedy, and great content in general. Lovely musician as well and person.
November 17, 2024 at 3:51 AM