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Mikey Bike
@michaelbicycle.bsky.social
home baker and Dropout tv enthusiast
I made Linzer cookies! 😋
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Class tops my political identity because it unites me with the most people. Improving the class struggle improves the most lives. But there is more than enough room in the work to make the world a more equitable place. There can only be peace when and where there is justice.
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That consent doesn't manufacture itself!
jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Once a loser, always a loser
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
me in 5 years after crowning my neighbor fighting over the last can of dog food in the city: "yeah life sucks now, but at least we owned the libs!"
Lambert: It’s a way troll the left.

Mockler: I'm glad he's trolling the left while his peace deals are falling through with Israel and Gaza, while Putin is rolling him every single day…
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's crazy how Netflix now owns Hollywood's second largest studio because the entire town wasted millions of dollars trying to steal their business model rather than just doing business with them. RIP Hollywood, see you guys in Atlanta!
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There are very few redeeming qualities of car ownership.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
12 different reps have been "swatted" in IN for gerrymandering. @fox59.bsky.social doesn't want you thinking disenfranchising voters is violence

They report the bastardization of democracy as a "both sides" debate, and how dare anyone have a violent reaction to these mobsters picking their voters.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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You should move on from Harry Potter because JK is a transphobe but also because you're 40 years old
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I need no context to know this is about football, probably the NFL.
Penalizing a team bc the sideline celebrates too hard is sooooooooooo lame
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
renting in capitalism is cool because they (the capitalists) will double your rent over a small period of time and they (the bourgeoisie politicians) will "help" by letting you pay rent twice
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I made all of this 👨‍🍳
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I've always wanted to be able to make custom playlists on streaming services. Why can't I make my own Thanksgiving playlist with my favorite sitcom episodes? I feel like letterboxed movie categories took over the spot in meme culture that should have belonged to custom Netflix playlists.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Hamburglar, shouting at the angry, hungry mob chasing him as he runs away with a sack full of hamburgers:

"You people don't appreciate innovation!"
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I got about 30 minutes into the live action How to Train Your Dragon before switching to the original. Private Equity Hollywood is a bummer.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Mouse is dead.

🦀🕺🦀🕺🦀🕺🦀🕺🦀🕺
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...)
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The streaming era is so fucking dumb. Warner Bros, the parent company of DC, has their own streaming platform. But I guess I'm the asshole for assuming that paying WB's streaming platform would get me access to WB owned stuff.
The newest animated series from DC, BAT-FAM is streaming now on Prime Video! 🦇
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Okay so it went from a dozen viewers to like 100?
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'll say upfront that I know nothing about computer programming or making video games. But I do not understand the refusal to give us quality of life updates, like stack crafting, that players have been asking for since day 1.
www.ign.com/wikis/animal...
ACNH 3.0 Update and Switch 2 Edition: All Details and Everything New - Animal Crossing: New Horizons Guide - IGN
Animal Crossing: New Horizons is getting a new 3.0 content update in January 2026, alongside a Switch 2 Edition (and Switch 2 Upgrade Pack) for Nintendo Switch
www.ign.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Talarico from Texas is the way forward. We don't need someone who can speak moron, we need someone who can speak Bible.
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"trust your gut" bro I've had diarrhea everyday of my adult life
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Right-wingers are so politically and media illiterate they don't understand that the function of the liberal media bias favors right-wing ideology by serving as a ratchet that keeps the conversation from ever going further left than the "liberal bias."
what's left of mainstream media is just going to be 24/7 right wing agitprop peppered with lazy AI infotainment slop

all run by nepobabies and brunchlord failsons who'll blame generational entitlement when nobody wants to watch their dogshit content
Exclusive | Trump admin favors Paramount Skydance in race to buy Warner Bros. Discovery: sources
WBD CEO David Zaslav, meanwhile, believes he can make a case to the Trump administration that they should allow deals outside of Paramount Skydance, appealing to free market types in the administra…
nypost.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM