Michael
@michael0015.bsky.social
Philosopher-King of New Aksum
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Michael
@michael0015.bsky.social
· Oct 25
Gaping his ass with a tandem HEAT warhead
I've got that long-running twitter bug (feature?) where if I like or tweet or reply too much it just tells me my account seems automated and stops me from doing anything. I'll see if it resolves itself but honestly I doubt it. The brand new account is already going poorly
January 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I've got that long-running twitter bug (feature?) where if I like or tweet or reply too much it just tells me my account seems automated and stops me from doing anything. I'll see if it resolves itself but honestly I doubt it. The brand new account is already going poorly
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January 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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To be clear, my main account on Twitter was just suspended because of this exchange:
And fair enough. I flew too close to the sun. But I am making a new account to replace it and I may need assistance finding all of my oomfs. We shall see
And fair enough. I flew too close to the sun. But I am making a new account to replace it and I may need assistance finding all of my oomfs. We shall see
January 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
To be clear, my main account on Twitter was just suspended because of this exchange:
And fair enough. I flew too close to the sun. But I am making a new account to replace it and I may need assistance finding all of my oomfs. We shall see
And fair enough. I flew too close to the sun. But I am making a new account to replace it and I may need assistance finding all of my oomfs. We shall see
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We’re going full fash so the dumbest most drug addled losers on earth, the white working class, can get a job assembling toasters.
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
We’re going full fash so the dumbest most drug addled losers on earth, the white working class, can get a job assembling toasters.
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strange lesions have begun appearing all over my body... only joking ;)
;) share this post or you will wake up tomorrow covered in festering sores that no creme or poultice will heal
;) share this post or you will wake up tomorrow covered in festering sores that no creme or poultice will heal
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM
strange lesions have begun appearing all over my body... only joking ;)
;) share this post or you will wake up tomorrow covered in festering sores that no creme or poultice will heal
;) share this post or you will wake up tomorrow covered in festering sores that no creme or poultice will heal
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plump child: But mother dearest, I wish to send Army Group A to capture the Caucasus
mother: we haven't the men to spare
plump child: but then the Red Army will surely triumph!!!
mother: we haven't the men to spare
plump child: but then the Red Army will surely triumph!!!
November 18, 2024 at 1:13 AM
plump child: But mother dearest, I wish to send Army Group A to capture the Caucasus
mother: we haven't the men to spare
plump child: but then the Red Army will surely triumph!!!
mother: we haven't the men to spare
plump child: but then the Red Army will surely triumph!!!
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it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
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podcast idea; i buy one of those gallon-sized plastic bottles of whiskey you can get in japan and talk about the 1914 austro-hungarian war effort until half-life 1 death beeping sound occurs
November 18, 2024 at 4:26 AM
podcast idea; i buy one of those gallon-sized plastic bottles of whiskey you can get in japan and talk about the 1914 austro-hungarian war effort until half-life 1 death beeping sound occurs
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[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
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you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice
November 16, 2024 at 6:25 AM
you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice
I've never really understood social media or posting generally. I never know if I should just shitpost whatever pops into my mind or if I should plug and talk about my other projects. Not sure how seriously I should take any of it, etc.
November 15, 2024 at 11:05 AM
I've never really understood social media or posting generally. I never know if I should just shitpost whatever pops into my mind or if I should plug and talk about my other projects. Not sure how seriously I should take any of it, etc.
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captain grunt: sitrep team
sarge: its fubar. Rogue Chinese general is sending the pla to Taiwan. New russian president has bleedin done 9/11 in paris. the islamic liberation front is attackin democratic quataristan.
captain grunt: bloody hell
lieutenant "Knifeblade": too right sir
sarge: its fubar. Rogue Chinese general is sending the pla to Taiwan. New russian president has bleedin done 9/11 in paris. the islamic liberation front is attackin democratic quataristan.
captain grunt: bloody hell
lieutenant "Knifeblade": too right sir
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
captain grunt: sitrep team
sarge: its fubar. Rogue Chinese general is sending the pla to Taiwan. New russian president has bleedin done 9/11 in paris. the islamic liberation front is attackin democratic quataristan.
captain grunt: bloody hell
lieutenant "Knifeblade": too right sir
sarge: its fubar. Rogue Chinese general is sending the pla to Taiwan. New russian president has bleedin done 9/11 in paris. the islamic liberation front is attackin democratic quataristan.
captain grunt: bloody hell
lieutenant "Knifeblade": too right sir
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Here's Congress wasting your taxes discussing extraterrestrial UFOs yesterday.
Rep. Nancy Mace: "Has the government conducted secret UAP crash retrieval programs...designed to identify and reverse engineer alien craft?"
Rep. Nancy Mace: "Has the government conducted secret UAP crash retrieval programs...designed to identify and reverse engineer alien craft?"
November 15, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Here's Congress wasting your taxes discussing extraterrestrial UFOs yesterday.
Rep. Nancy Mace: "Has the government conducted secret UAP crash retrieval programs...designed to identify and reverse engineer alien craft?"
Rep. Nancy Mace: "Has the government conducted secret UAP crash retrieval programs...designed to identify and reverse engineer alien craft?"
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teen with 315 followers: yoo the hogs at the dmv are on some other shit [video of several pigs on their hind legs running laps in a DMV parking lot]
70.5k RTs 228k favs
DentistForBernie: take this down
NOW!! hogs only do that when theyre VERY DEPRESSED
14.2k RTs 20.9k favs
70.5k RTs 228k favs
DentistForBernie: take this down
NOW!! hogs only do that when theyre VERY DEPRESSED
14.2k RTs 20.9k favs
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 15, 2024 at 4:10 AM
teen with 315 followers: yoo the hogs at the dmv are on some other shit [video of several pigs on their hind legs running laps in a DMV parking lot]
70.5k RTs 228k favs
DentistForBernie: take this down
NOW!! hogs only do that when theyre VERY DEPRESSED
14.2k RTs 20.9k favs
70.5k RTs 228k favs
DentistForBernie: take this down
NOW!! hogs only do that when theyre VERY DEPRESSED
14.2k RTs 20.9k favs
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need somebody to gag on it
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 AM
need somebody to gag on it
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I’m issuing a fatwa calling all Posters to Jihad against the liberal kafirs invading Poster lands
November 15, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I’m issuing a fatwa calling all Posters to Jihad against the liberal kafirs invading Poster lands
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www.haaretz.com/opinion/edit... Even Haaretz, a liberal zionist newspaper is calling what's going on in Gaza a genocide.
Nobody can hide it anymore.
Not even the zionist state itself.
Nobody can hide it anymore.
Not even the zionist state itself.
Netanyahu's ethnic cleansing in Gaza is on display for all to see | Editorial
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www.haaretz.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:57 AM
www.haaretz.com/opinion/edit... Even Haaretz, a liberal zionist newspaper is calling what's going on in Gaza a genocide.
Nobody can hide it anymore.
Not even the zionist state itself.
Nobody can hide it anymore.
Not even the zionist state itself.
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