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imagining Dr Dre's bluesky crashout after he learns that "still DRE" was used by the westminster dog show for the toy breeds entry music

This is really impressive. They invented racism.

We keep seeing startups who want to replace something valuable (therapy, counseling, tutoring, artistic expression) with some tech bullshit under the banner of democratization. But why do we need to invest so much in bad tech that doesn't work instead of just giving people access to what they need?

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

I don't have pep in my step I have dread in my tread, a grudge in my trudge, woe in my go

I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

Me, understanding even a portion of how a computer works

An important message.

Lifting alone in the fortress of infinite swolitude

Gotta admit, it's a bop.

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

DIVA DOWN

Blackthorne: Tell him that the manner in which he smokes is too tough and that the difference in his swag is too great and how bad his bitch is purely disproportionate

Mariko: The anjin says they’ll kill you

Amazon Prime Two Day shipping: sure it’s two days, but they probably aren’t consecutive, the weekend don’t count, and we still make the driver pee in a bottle. BTW the price goes up every year, and don’t forget the $2.99 to not see ads on the streaming stuff we forced on you…

I’m no better than anyone, I shit my pants one leg at a time.

“I know” — Blink 182