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shellquoi
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Here for #TheArchers, dumb jokes, and doomscrolling.
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(your walkoff music) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUm...
Dhoom Machale Song | DHOOM, Esha Deol, John Abraham, Abhishek, Uday, Sunidhi Chauhan, Pritam, Sameer
YouTube video by YRF
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
brb moving to nyc
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Free Halloween costume idea! 🎃

Write “AI company” on a t-shirt, run around your neighborhood stealing kids’ candy, give that candy away next year, and tell anyone who complains that candy is worthless and you’re performing a vital service to everyone who comes to your house.
October 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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We’ve got money for the Jeffrey Epstein memorial ballroom no one asked for but not enough money to help feed the kids of people who work at Wal-Mart.

Only in America.
Johnson: Snap benefits is a unique situation. I got a summary of the legal analysis…the contingency funds are not legally available to cover the benefits right now
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Writing a thing about Salem (again) & just to reiterate a thing I once said in a Monster of the Month talk:

50-90% of what we call the paranormal—from witchcraft to ghosts to what-have-you—can be explained by the fact that patriarchal cultures despise teenage girls & have no idea what to do w/them.
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Team Newsom is really, really good at this.
October 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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They literally sit him down in front of Fox with a McD's and Temazepam while they crack on building Miller's throne.

It's why the feds are in Portland.

He said to reporters weeks ago: "I didn't know it was still going on" the morning after Fox played 5 year old reels of George Floyd protests. FFS.
September 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I was walking down a street in New York and I thought how lovely it was, with the trees and the light. Tried to take a photo and this came out. It’s incredible how blind we become to the ugliness of cars. They really do mess things up. Yet somehow we manage to filter them out.
September 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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shit ain’t over til it’s over
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
"How you die does not redeem how you lived."
whips
This was a word AND he cussed 😂
September 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned.

And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized.

I refuse to sanitize him.
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Kirk getting shot wasn't even the last school shooting today - there was one since: coloradosun.com/2025/09/10/e...
At least 3 teens in critical condition after being wounded in shooting at Evergreen High School
“We think they’re all students. We don’t know the condition of any of them,” said a spokesperson for Jefferson County Sheriff's Office
coloradosun.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Thinking about the family of Representative Melissa Hortman & her husband who were assassinated at the hands of a radical MAGA shooter in June.

Melissa was doing such important work for the state of Minnesota & this country-we grieve her loss & demand strict gun reform legislation.
September 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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nobody should die like that and guns are still the fucking problem
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.
September 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Covering up the Epstein files. Giving tax breaks for YACHTS. Trying to rewrite January 6.

That’s what Republicans are up to. Not lowering costs. Not prioritizing public health. Not focused on you.
September 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Looks dumb, right?

Too often, this is how we design cities.

#CarDependency
September 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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The fact that, in the New York City Mayors race, you can have 2 candidates as obviously corrupt and horrible as Cuomo and Adams, and still have so many folks expressing concern about a “socialist” in the race, just shows how successful the anti-socialism psy-op by the U.S. right wing has been.
September 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM