Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy
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I am a seven-hundred-year-old lizard named Carl
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Playing Halo 5 for the heck of it and laughing again at this clip of a conversation on the plural of mongoose
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Playing Halo 5 for the heck of it and laughing again at this clip of a conversation on the plural of mongoose
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
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I have no idea what's gonna happen tomorrow in the game so I'm just gonna rewatch the 2023 game and reread one of my favorite articles written by @mgoblog.bsky.social #GoBlue
The Story 2023: Under The Banyan Tree
I want them to win for them, not me. Also me.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I have no idea what's gonna happen tomorrow in the game so I'm just gonna rewatch the 2023 game and reread one of my favorite articles written by @mgoblog.bsky.social #GoBlue
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This game really drives home why a playoff undermines what was best about college football: the spite.
Texas should be ruining A&Ms season right now, not mildly inconveniencing their seeding.
Texas should be ruining A&Ms season right now, not mildly inconveniencing their seeding.
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This game really drives home why a playoff undermines what was best about college football: the spite.
Texas should be ruining A&Ms season right now, not mildly inconveniencing their seeding.
Texas should be ruining A&Ms season right now, not mildly inconveniencing their seeding.
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Michigan looks like a near-lock to be 1st in KenPom at the end of November. What has this meant historically? Usually, a 1 seed and just shy of a coin-flip to be in your future Final Four. (Special hat tip to the 2013-14 Louisville Cardinals. Greatest computer tricker ever?)
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Michigan looks like a near-lock to be 1st in KenPom at the end of November. What has this meant historically? Usually, a 1 seed and just shy of a coin-flip to be in your future Final Four. (Special hat tip to the 2013-14 Louisville Cardinals. Greatest computer tricker ever?)
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Had to redo this after the last three days
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Had to redo this after the last three days
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Incredibly gratifying to Michigan fans to finally be number 1 in KenPom after being number 1 in refreshing KenPom after a win for 15 straight years.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Incredibly gratifying to Michigan fans to finally be number 1 in KenPom after being number 1 in refreshing KenPom after a win for 15 straight years.
We need to get Isaac Choitner on the case
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
We need to get Isaac Choitner on the case
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Lets get a live look-in with the Michigan bench
a bald man is sitting at a desk making a funny face and pointing at the camera .
ALT: a bald man is sitting at a desk making a funny face and pointing at the camera .
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November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Lets get a live look-in with the Michigan bench
and now we refresh Kenpom until it updates
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
and now we refresh Kenpom until it updates
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Wake Forest must be beside themselves right now
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wake Forest must be beside themselves right now
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Cason DX crotch chipping a Yaxel and one dunk from the bench
…gonna go ahead and call that the peak of my season.
…gonna go ahead and call that the peak of my season.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Cason DX crotch chipping a Yaxel and one dunk from the bench
…gonna go ahead and call that the peak of my season.
…gonna go ahead and call that the peak of my season.
The Stauskas team and the Juwan one seed were pretty good as far as cackling goes but these guys have a chance
Trying to remember a team I root for that has made me cackle with delight as much as this year’s Michigan basketball teams, both of them.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Stauskas team and the Juwan one seed were pretty good as far as cackling goes but these guys have a chance
Four turnovers is the most important stat from that half, especially after 6 in the first 38 minutes yesterday
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Four turnovers is the most important stat from that half, especially after 6 in the first 38 minutes yesterday
I wonder what the worst beating a Kenpom #1 team has taken
Surely playing the number one KenPom team will be a closer game of Michigan.
Oh.
Oh.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I wonder what the worst beating a Kenpom #1 team has taken
Once Michigan figured out what to do against teams blitzing PNR they went from about as good as Wake/TCU to this
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Once Michigan figured out what to do against teams blitzing PNR they went from about as good as Wake/TCU to this
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That’s not even the funniest thing Beckman did at a press conference while coaching at Illinois.
Oh wait, you just want to remember…
youtube.com/watch?v=i2qE...
Oh wait, you just want to remember…
youtube.com/watch?v=i2qE...
Tim Beckman Gives Terrible Pitch for Illinois Football - ELEVENWARRIORS.COM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That’s not even the funniest thing Beckman did at a press conference while coaching at Illinois.
Oh wait, you just want to remember…
youtube.com/watch?v=i2qE...
Oh wait, you just want to remember…
youtube.com/watch?v=i2qE...
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with Hat Week upon us it is time to remember the funniest thing to ever happen in college football, Tim Beckman's anti-Northwestern Rivalry Campaign.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
with Hat Week upon us it is time to remember the funniest thing to ever happen in college football, Tim Beckman's anti-Northwestern Rivalry Campaign.
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U have died of dysentery
The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
U have died of dysentery
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She's touring the facility
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and long, long jacket
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and long, long jacket
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
She's touring the facility
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and long, long jacket
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and long, long jacket
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![george costanza waiting in line for soup in seinfeld with a badly photoshopped Land of Lincoln Trophy on his head with the caption "i gotta focus. i'm shifting into [badly photoshopped white text on a black box here] HAT mode](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4i6r6klutnvoov3tfr3wzdxl/bafkreifklvnzyicuc6x36aealhnado652qov6g5aj47yjsli2r36pqw6zm@jpeg)
oh goddammit not Max Bredeson clearly done for the year
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
oh goddammit not Max Bredeson clearly done for the year
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NEW POST: Let 'em off the hook. It has been a while since I have been madder about a football game. Crown Michigan's ass, see if I care. Wrigley as the Graveyard of Northwestern Football. If I have to hear one more fuckin' baseball reference from an announcer at a Wrigley game I'm going to LOSE IT
LET 'EM OFF THE HOOK
No person has ever better explained the feeling of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory better than former Northwestern head coach Denn...
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November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
NEW POST: Let 'em off the hook. It has been a while since I have been madder about a football game. Crown Michigan's ass, see if I care. Wrigley as the Graveyard of Northwestern Football. If I have to hear one more fuckin' baseball reference from an announcer at a Wrigley game I'm going to LOSE IT