Sarah Rose
@meta-survivor.bsky.social
Cruising media in lizard-man free waters
I’m glad Wendy’s doubled down on Katy Perry and will buy a frosty to commemorate that burn.
April 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I’m glad Wendy’s doubled down on Katy Perry and will buy a frosty to commemorate that burn.
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Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.
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Good morning from the girls 🐸🐸
April 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning from the girls 🐸🐸
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With these posts, they’ve made it essentially inarguable that they’re deliberately defying the Supreme Court.
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
With these posts, they’ve made it essentially inarguable that they’re deliberately defying the Supreme Court.
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people being in the streets means something. never let your cynicism convince you otherwise.
April 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
people being in the streets means something. never let your cynicism convince you otherwise.
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"they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak"
our beef:
our beef:
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak"
our beef:
our beef:
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If you don’t have a union in your workplace, start organizing one today. When the recession hits, that will be your only protection. Do it now.
April 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you don’t have a union in your workplace, start organizing one today. When the recession hits, that will be your only protection. Do it now.
I stole this from threads but it’s how I feel given all the bullshit Ghibli AI generations I’ve seen lately
April 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I stole this from threads but it’s how I feel given all the bullshit Ghibli AI generations I’ve seen lately
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doge investigating why they used signal and not x the everything app
March 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
doge investigating why they used signal and not x the everything app
I need two shirts:
One that says ABOLISH GOLF
One that says ABOLISH ORNAMENTAL FRUIT TREES
I live in a desert and I find both of these things insulting to my community.
One that says ABOLISH GOLF
One that says ABOLISH ORNAMENTAL FRUIT TREES
I live in a desert and I find both of these things insulting to my community.
March 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I need two shirts:
One that says ABOLISH GOLF
One that says ABOLISH ORNAMENTAL FRUIT TREES
I live in a desert and I find both of these things insulting to my community.
One that says ABOLISH GOLF
One that says ABOLISH ORNAMENTAL FRUIT TREES
I live in a desert and I find both of these things insulting to my community.
Anytime it’s raining, it’s pho-o’clock
March 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Anytime it’s raining, it’s pho-o’clock
Same, Nazgul, same.
March 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Same, Nazgul, same.
Instead of lowering the price of goods, Kroger has decided to prey on working class poor people’s desperation more!
Why pay employees decent wages when they can hire a shiny new Sports Betting and Lottery Compliance Manager
Why pay employees decent wages when they can hire a shiny new Sports Betting and Lottery Compliance Manager
bro my grocery store launched a sports betting app im never gonna be able to afford eggs again
March 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Instead of lowering the price of goods, Kroger has decided to prey on working class poor people’s desperation more!
Why pay employees decent wages when they can hire a shiny new Sports Betting and Lottery Compliance Manager
Why pay employees decent wages when they can hire a shiny new Sports Betting and Lottery Compliance Manager
Americans to elected democrats: “Hi we’re literally suffering in poverty, can you please do an action or a bill to help us?”
Democrats: “How about we cosplay legally blonde and hold up some little spicy signs? It’ll totally make Trump stop his tyranny!” 😘
Democrats: “How about we cosplay legally blonde and hold up some little spicy signs? It’ll totally make Trump stop his tyranny!” 😘
March 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Americans to elected democrats: “Hi we’re literally suffering in poverty, can you please do an action or a bill to help us?”
Democrats: “How about we cosplay legally blonde and hold up some little spicy signs? It’ll totally make Trump stop his tyranny!” 😘
Democrats: “How about we cosplay legally blonde and hold up some little spicy signs? It’ll totally make Trump stop his tyranny!” 😘
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“Democrats: Kinda Pathetic” should be their fucking 2026 campaign slogan
March 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“Democrats: Kinda Pathetic” should be their fucking 2026 campaign slogan
Austin Powers but as a man-eating titan smashing through a medieval village wall
“SHAGADELIC BABY!”
“SHAGADELIC BABY!”
March 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Austin Powers but as a man-eating titan smashing through a medieval village wall
“SHAGADELIC BABY!”
“SHAGADELIC BABY!”
Referring to cats as pajama mammals bc they’re just sleepy little guys
March 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Referring to cats as pajama mammals bc they’re just sleepy little guys
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Damn. If only there were a way to prevent measles AND rubella at the same time
Texas school confirms case of rubella as measles outbreak in state reaches 146 cbsaustin.com/news/nation-...
Texas school confirms case of rubella as measles outbreak in state reaches 146
The outbreak led to the death of an unvaccinated school-aged child this week.
cbsaustin.com
March 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Damn. If only there were a way to prevent measles AND rubella at the same time
Learning people think Rage Against the Machine “sold out” because they decided to get vaccinated…makes me realize there’s a lot of dumb clowns out there.
Like bitch about ticket prices (sensible) not private medical choices that aren’t related to their anti-capitalist sentiment. (nonsensical)
Like bitch about ticket prices (sensible) not private medical choices that aren’t related to their anti-capitalist sentiment. (nonsensical)
March 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Learning people think Rage Against the Machine “sold out” because they decided to get vaccinated…makes me realize there’s a lot of dumb clowns out there.
Like bitch about ticket prices (sensible) not private medical choices that aren’t related to their anti-capitalist sentiment. (nonsensical)
Like bitch about ticket prices (sensible) not private medical choices that aren’t related to their anti-capitalist sentiment. (nonsensical)
Trump admin goes off about deporting sex traffickers and criminals and then turns around imports Andrew Tate.
He should have specified white male influencers get a get-out-jail free card.
He should have specified white male influencers get a get-out-jail free card.
March 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Trump admin goes off about deporting sex traffickers and criminals and then turns around imports Andrew Tate.
He should have specified white male influencers get a get-out-jail free card.
He should have specified white male influencers get a get-out-jail free card.
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Frantically trying to brake in my new car as an automated voice chimes "Your basic package does not include deceleration services. Would you like to upg--
February 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Frantically trying to brake in my new car as an automated voice chimes "Your basic package does not include deceleration services. Would you like to upg--
Arizona haunted house but it’s Rafi themed
February 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Arizona haunted house but it’s Rafi themed
When caffeine isn’t working for you, doing every task feels like this
February 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
When caffeine isn’t working for you, doing every task feels like this