Merrick Cain
@merrickcain.bsky.social
Skeleton enthusiast, suboptimal person, modern serf/wage slave, Mike Stoklasa analog
He/him
He/him
How many women have met their untimely demise thinking that Kirby’s head game was gonna be insane?
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How many women have met their untimely demise thinking that Kirby’s head game was gonna be insane?
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If Patton Oswalt (a famous comedian) was permanently banned for joking about killing pedophiles why is a government entity that's committing war crimes and the mass murder of Venezuelans allowed to post death threats?
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If Patton Oswalt (a famous comedian) was permanently banned for joking about killing pedophiles why is a government entity that's committing war crimes and the mass murder of Venezuelans allowed to post death threats?
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Mamdani's victory sets the dangerous precedent of making voters think there's a possible future in which things get better instead of worse slower, which puts other Democrats in the predicament of having to offer something than "GOP, but not as much of it," which is at odds with what the donors want
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Mamdani's victory sets the dangerous precedent of making voters think there's a possible future in which things get better instead of worse slower, which puts other Democrats in the predicament of having to offer something than "GOP, but not as much of it," which is at odds with what the donors want
One foot from greatness 😔
Millennium Park’s Christmas tree is a 68-foot spruce.🎄 blockclubchi.co/4qIbrgm
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
One foot from greatness 😔
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"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
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If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
reut.rs
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
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im a gold star anti-colonialist (never had sex with a british person)
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
im a gold star anti-colonialist (never had sex with a british person)
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A drunken tattoo is a mountain that turns out to be a penis upon second glance.
If you got a nazi tattoo and didn't get it lasered off first thing in the morning then you were ok with having a nazi tattoo
If you got a nazi tattoo and didn't get it lasered off first thing in the morning then you were ok with having a nazi tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A drunken tattoo is a mountain that turns out to be a penis upon second glance.
If you got a nazi tattoo and didn't get it lasered off first thing in the morning then you were ok with having a nazi tattoo
If you got a nazi tattoo and didn't get it lasered off first thing in the morning then you were ok with having a nazi tattoo
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CHATGPT IS NOT A FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
CHATGPT IS NOT A FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE
Idk wtf is going on. The man in the stall next to me is either the most disgusting gum chewer I have ever heard or he's mixing the poop in his ass with his bare hands. Call for help
October 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Idk wtf is going on. The man in the stall next to me is either the most disgusting gum chewer I have ever heard or he's mixing the poop in his ass with his bare hands. Call for help
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
Watch Dogs
Skyrim
Watch Dogs
Skyrim
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?
(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
October 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
Watch Dogs
Skyrim
Watch Dogs
Skyrim
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This is absolutely the thing that's stopping more people from coming over here. When I pitched everyone on migrating yesterday, this was the #1 concern. Sorry but it is crazy for this website to not have group chats in 2025 lol
bluesky needs group chats so bad
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is absolutely the thing that's stopping more people from coming over here. When I pitched everyone on migrating yesterday, this was the #1 concern. Sorry but it is crazy for this website to not have group chats in 2025 lol
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bluesky needs group chats so bad
October 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
bluesky needs group chats so bad
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these people know how extreme they are
October 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
these people know how extreme they are
Must be the same mold that's been eating away at JK Rowling's brain
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Must be the same mold that's been eating away at JK Rowling's brain
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
c o n s t a n t l y.
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the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
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look ma! i’m doing it! i’m really doing it! (cranking my shit™)
October 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
look ma! i’m doing it! i’m really doing it! (cranking my shit™)
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Everybody gamely says “Vance hosted Kirk’s podcast” instead of “the regime officially turned the major channel into state-controlled media just as it began its violent crackdown on any opposition or dissident messages.”
September 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Everybody gamely says “Vance hosted Kirk’s podcast” instead of “the regime officially turned the major channel into state-controlled media just as it began its violent crackdown on any opposition or dissident messages.”
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Ultimately everything always boils down to "I am upset not by violence but by this specific kind of person experiencing violence, which is supposed to happen to a different sort of person for whom the violence against them is something I am desensitized to"
September 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ultimately everything always boils down to "I am upset not by violence but by this specific kind of person experiencing violence, which is supposed to happen to a different sort of person for whom the violence against them is something I am desensitized to"
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*dreamily* "i wish the Hague were real"
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
*dreamily* "i wish the Hague were real"