Narrator:
@meristem.bsky.social
UX, human errors, safety rules are written in blood, etc. etc. Fond of birds. Bees are attracted to me.
June 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Narrator: They are often gray to match mood after crashing into unsuspecting people.
This is my biggest fear.
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September 2, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Narrator: They are often gray to match mood after crashing into unsuspecting people.
Reposted by Narrator:
"Now as you can see in these still frames, you can see how the developers changed the character from a C cup to an A cup. Now let me slowly advance the frames so you can see how their bounce reduction has infringed on my rights as a gamer..."
August 31, 2023 at 7:53 PM
"Now as you can see in these still frames, you can see how the developers changed the character from a C cup to an A cup. Now let me slowly advance the frames so you can see how their bounce reduction has infringed on my rights as a gamer..."
Er, Unifi
Unofi as in Ubiquiti?
August 10, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Er, Unifi
Birders, bird aficionados and general backyard birding enthusiasts, I’m in the market for a wireless, battery-powered camera to stream the bird feeders during the day, and hopefully discover what animal topples the birdbath in the middle of the night. Any suggestions?
August 9, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Birders, bird aficionados and general backyard birding enthusiasts, I’m in the market for a wireless, battery-powered camera to stream the bird feeders during the day, and hopefully discover what animal topples the birdbath in the middle of the night. Any suggestions?
Kid listening to story: aw so cool, neat travels!
Me: ack character kinda ran away from home… oh no, will drift to sea now, drown, wait— will be dropped from a height,…never find home, where’s my valium?
Me: ack character kinda ran away from home… oh no, will drift to sea now, drown, wait— will be dropped from a height,…never find home, where’s my valium?
August 8, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Kid listening to story: aw so cool, neat travels!
Me: ack character kinda ran away from home… oh no, will drift to sea now, drown, wait— will be dropped from a height,…never find home, where’s my valium?
Me: ack character kinda ran away from home… oh no, will drift to sea now, drown, wait— will be dropped from a height,…never find home, where’s my valium?
Seriously wondering what the antifa closet looks like inside.
I totally forgot that I got outed as an “antifa lawyer” last night.
August 4, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Seriously wondering what the antifa closet looks like inside.
Right before you walk into that meeting
August 3, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Right before you walk into that meeting
Ducks, doing ducky things.
August 2, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Ducks, doing ducky things.
Hey #LawSky, can a human access court documents without a pacer account? Looking for the docs in Michelle Albahae et al v. Olaplex Holdings, Inc et al,
US District Court for the Central District of California, 2:2023cv00982
US District Court for the Central District of California, 2:2023cv00982
July 31, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Hey #LawSky, can a human access court documents without a pacer account? Looking for the docs in Michelle Albahae et al v. Olaplex Holdings, Inc et al,
US District Court for the Central District of California, 2:2023cv00982
US District Court for the Central District of California, 2:2023cv00982
I would like to see the offspring of a late night drunk tryst between Porsche and Zara
Nobody wants to watch the mating rituals of brands
July 20, 2023 at 2:44 PM
I would like to see the offspring of a late night drunk tryst between Porsche and Zara
This. Absolutely this.
Instead of launching with wall to wall brands, the next "twitter killer" should launch with every emergency management service already onboarded with a toolset to quickly disseminate information.
Fuck it, I'm calling it Shortwave. Who wants to invest $10 million?
Fuck it, I'm calling it Shortwave. Who wants to invest $10 million?
Taking Accountability: boy was I wrong about about the appeal of Threads to the average user
July 20, 2023 at 2:42 PM
This. Absolutely this.
The UX of garbage disposal:
I’ve seen boxes piled 5 high on top of the left bin.
I’ve seen boxes piled 5 high on top of the left bin.
July 18, 2023 at 9:52 PM
The UX of garbage disposal:
I’ve seen boxes piled 5 high on top of the left bin.
I’ve seen boxes piled 5 high on top of the left bin.
Urban birding
The no-U-turn sparrow ( *Passer domesticus traficus* )
The no-U-turn sparrow ( *Passer domesticus traficus* )
July 18, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Urban birding
The no-U-turn sparrow ( *Passer domesticus traficus* )
The no-U-turn sparrow ( *Passer domesticus traficus* )
Tree killing 101: Top Ficus during heat wave in summer.
(Universal vs. unions & trees)
https://twitter.com/ChrisStephensMD/status/1681005154609545216?
(Universal vs. unions & trees)
https://twitter.com/ChrisStephensMD/status/1681005154609545216?
Tweet by @ChrisStephensMD
“Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.”
twitter.com
July 18, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Tree killing 101: Top Ficus during heat wave in summer.
(Universal vs. unions & trees)
https://twitter.com/ChrisStephensMD/status/1681005154609545216?
(Universal vs. unions & trees)
https://twitter.com/ChrisStephensMD/status/1681005154609545216?
When 20 years ago feels like 200.
Please forgive me, this is from 2002 so not Of Yore at all but I love it so much I had to show you. https://www.printsandprintmaking.gov.au/works/46414/images/26836/
July 18, 2023 at 5:26 AM
When 20 years ago feels like 200.
All that ectoplasma goo on the keyboard.
I've never found ghosts to be that good of writers in the first place
July 18, 2023 at 12:57 AM
All that ectoplasma goo on the keyboard.
Sometimes it is hard for me not to exclaim a curse word.
The peeps at my local in-n-out will mot be happy. Several still wear masks, as do many patrons. The idea of mask = bad cust svc is i-can’t-even levels of stupid.
The peeps at my local in-n-out will mot be happy. Several still wear masks, as do many patrons. The idea of mask = bad cust svc is i-can’t-even levels of stupid.
This is some seriously messed-up ish.
#PHEthx #PHLaw #DisabilityLaw #PublicHealthPolicy #OccHealth #OccHealthEthics #LawSky ⚖️
#PHEthx #PHLaw #DisabilityLaw #PublicHealthPolicy #OccHealth #OccHealthEthics #LawSky ⚖️
In-N-Out Burger’s New Masking Policy Threatens Their Employees’ Health
In-N-Out Burger confirms it has a new store policy prohibiting employees from wearing masks unless they have an approved doctor’s note.
www.forbes.com
July 17, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Sometimes it is hard for me not to exclaim a curse word.
The peeps at my local in-n-out will mot be happy. Several still wear masks, as do many patrons. The idea of mask = bad cust svc is i-can’t-even levels of stupid.
The peeps at my local in-n-out will mot be happy. Several still wear masks, as do many patrons. The idea of mask = bad cust svc is i-can’t-even levels of stupid.
FL grows them on Lake Okeechobee’s toxic algae blooms.
Tbh I feel Florida is a place that grows shitposters
And Sacramento weirdly enough
And Sacramento weirdly enough
July 17, 2023 at 10:24 PM
FL grows them on Lake Okeechobee’s toxic algae blooms.
I know there used to be (is?) a thing where people attempt to catch a greased pig, which is hard to do.
Enter this New Yorker Radio Hour piece:
https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-new-yorker-radio-hour/a-mysterious-third-party-enters-the-presidential-race
Enter this New Yorker Radio Hour piece:
https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-new-yorker-radio-hour/a-mysterious-third-party-enters-the-presidential-race
July 17, 2023 at 7:21 PM
I know there used to be (is?) a thing where people attempt to catch a greased pig, which is hard to do.
Enter this New Yorker Radio Hour piece:
https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-new-yorker-radio-hour/a-mysterious-third-party-enters-the-presidential-race
Enter this New Yorker Radio Hour piece:
https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-new-yorker-radio-hour/a-mysterious-third-party-enters-the-presidential-race
Those are seen as products, and products need purchasing, and if production cost plummets then products yield a higher net. A book isn’t seen as a creative endeavour to engage humans. It is an unit of production for humans to spend on regardless of value.
its so fun living in a world where people want to automate away the fun jobs like writing books, writing scripts, drawing, and acting & call you stupid for saying that seems joyless & shortsighted
July 17, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Those are seen as products, and products need purchasing, and if production cost plummets then products yield a higher net. A book isn’t seen as a creative endeavour to engage humans. It is an unit of production for humans to spend on regardless of value.
This is a reason I was so disappointed when FR had to be sold— unparalleled customer service. Sure, most of my banking is online. Yet having local people a call away or a short walk away has a high value.
I now come to your stream, here at your knees, after enduring so many struggles. Have pity on me. I declare this your newsletter. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-07-17/branches-make-bank-runs-harder
July 17, 2023 at 5:29 PM
This is a reason I was so disappointed when FR had to be sold— unparalleled customer service. Sure, most of my banking is online. Yet having local people a call away or a short walk away has a high value.
Few things are as cool as owl legs and owls in towels and [finds Moist Owlet’s account]
@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
July 17, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Few things are as cool as owl legs and owls in towels and [finds Moist Owlet’s account]
@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
That’s when I choked on Pringles:
....their request. "Pizza. New York style. Extra cheese. Hot"
July 16, 2023 at 10:33 PM
That’s when I choked on Pringles: