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UX, human errors, safety rules are written in blood, etc. etc. Fond of birds. Bees are attracted to me.
I just noticed @usconstamendi.bsky.social has not posted since 2023.

This can’t be good.
June 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Narrator: They are often gray to match mood after crashing into unsuspecting people.
September 2, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Reposted by Narrator:
"Now as you can see in these still frames, you can see how the developers changed the character from a C cup to an A cup. Now let me slowly advance the frames so you can see how their bounce reduction has infringed on my rights as a gamer..."
August 31, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Er, Unifi
Unofi as in Ubiquiti?
August 10, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Birders, bird aficionados and general backyard birding enthusiasts, I’m in the market for a wireless, battery-powered camera to stream the bird feeders during the day, and hopefully discover what animal topples the birdbath in the middle of the night. Any suggestions?
August 9, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Kid listening to story: aw so cool, neat travels!

Me: ack character kinda ran away from home… oh no, will drift to sea now, drown, wait— will be dropped from a height,…never find home, where’s my valium?
August 8, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Seriously wondering what the antifa closet looks like inside.
I totally forgot that I got outed as an “antifa lawyer” last night.
August 4, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Right before you walk into that meeting
August 3, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Ducks, doing ducky things.
August 2, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Hey #LawSky, can a human access court documents without a pacer account? Looking for the docs in Michelle Albahae et al v. Olaplex Holdings, Inc et al,
US District Court for the Central District of California, 2:2023cv00982
July 31, 2023 at 11:43 PM
I would like to see the offspring of a late night drunk tryst between Porsche and Zara
Nobody wants to watch the mating rituals of brands
July 20, 2023 at 2:44 PM
This. Absolutely this.
Instead of launching with wall to wall brands, the next "twitter killer" should launch with every emergency management service already onboarded with a toolset to quickly disseminate information.

Fuck it, I'm calling it Shortwave. Who wants to invest $10 million?
Taking Accountability: boy was I wrong about about the appeal of Threads to the average user
July 20, 2023 at 2:42 PM
The UX of garbage disposal:

I’ve seen boxes piled 5 high on top of the left bin.
July 18, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Urban birding

The no-U-turn sparrow ( *Passer domesticus traficus* )
July 18, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Tree killing 101: Top Ficus during heat wave in summer.
(Universal vs. unions & trees)

https://twitter.com/ChrisStephensMD/status/1681005154609545216?
Tweet by @ChrisStephensMD
“Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.”
twitter.com
July 18, 2023 at 4:23 PM
When 20 years ago feels like 200.
Please forgive me, this is from 2002 so not Of Yore at all but I love it so much I had to show you. https://www.printsandprintmaking.gov.au/works/46414/images/26836/
July 18, 2023 at 5:26 AM
All that ectoplasma goo on the keyboard.
why.bsky.team Why @why.bsky.team · Jul 18
I've never found ghosts to be that good of writers in the first place
July 18, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Sometimes it is hard for me not to exclaim a curse word.

The peeps at my local in-n-out will mot be happy. Several still wear masks, as do many patrons. The idea of mask = bad cust svc is i-can’t-even levels of stupid.
July 17, 2023 at 10:30 PM
FL grows them on Lake Okeechobee’s toxic algae blooms.
Tbh I feel Florida is a place that grows shitposters

And Sacramento weirdly enough
July 17, 2023 at 10:24 PM
I know there used to be (is?) a thing where people attempt to catch a greased pig, which is hard to do.
Enter this New Yorker Radio Hour piece:

https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-new-yorker-radio-hour/a-mysterious-third-party-enters-the-presidential-race
July 17, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Those are seen as products, and products need purchasing, and if production cost plummets then products yield a higher net. A book isn’t seen as a creative endeavour to engage humans. It is an unit of production for humans to spend on regardless of value.
its so fun living in a world where people want to automate away the fun jobs like writing books, writing scripts, drawing, and acting & call you stupid for saying that seems joyless & shortsighted
July 17, 2023 at 5:37 PM
This is a reason I was so disappointed when FR had to be sold— unparalleled customer service. Sure, most of my banking is online. Yet having local people a call away or a short walk away has a high value.
I now come to your stream, here at your knees, after enduring so many struggles. Have pity on me. I declare this your newsletter. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-07-17/branches-make-bank-runs-harder
July 17, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Few things are as cool as owl legs and owls in towels and [finds Moist Owlet’s account]

@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
July 17, 2023 at 4:34 PM
That’s when I choked on Pringles:
....their request. "Pizza. New York style. Extra cheese. Hot"
July 16, 2023 at 10:33 PM