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UX, human errors, safety rules are written in blood, etc. etc. Fond of birds. Bees are attracted to me.
Captain Hossein is alive; Hordoop-Sklanch gets promoted; Navbot is forgiven-ish and is sent to another system/part of space.
July 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Thank you!
April 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I thought you were going to say as a volcanologist you hoped people killing expertise end up inside a caldera
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
All those years of human factors education and work in aviation… Most software engineers do not know HFE. Ick. Good luck to your spouse.
February 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Well, Bill titles 1 x 0 AI
October 6, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Hells Bells Alls Unwells
September 13, 2023 at 10:25 PM
In pre-digital times, it was known that deep in the night some types would move around and quietly wreck the then-perfect page.
September 10, 2023 at 4:29 PM
It’s absolutely OSH!T compliant.
September 2, 2023 at 11:18 PM
I do not get how something like that would cost less than $100K. Just for risk alone (Narrator: wearing the psychopathic hat today)
September 2, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Wait until he learns bra cup sizes are a ratio.
September 2, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by Narrator:
"Now as you can see in these still frames, you can see how the developers changed the character from a C cup to an A cup. Now let me slowly advance the frames so you can see how their bounce reduction has infringed on my rights as a gamer..."
August 31, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Wait— it does not specify dates or what exactly the statements were?
August 25, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Unofi as in Ubiquiti?
August 10, 2023 at 7:48 PM
!, !, and !
August 9, 2023 at 6:36 PM
*imagines Why dreaming of Kip Thorne and that sucked-into-blackhole scene in Interstellar*
August 9, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Aaaack! Do you have any left? I just discovered effing birds and this ‘therapist’ poster is perfect (me=birder; partner=therapist)
August 8, 2023 at 8:37 PM
“But I measured them…separately.”
August 8, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Where did Friday go?
August 8, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Narwals gave up and went back into the drink.
August 4, 2023 at 2:26 AM