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Lizbob Jones
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rollforsandwich.com
So in case you missed it on Tiktok - I'm releasing a cookbook! Kinda announced it early since TikTok may disappear in a few days... And I woke up to being the #2 Best Seller out of ALL COOKBOOKS on Amazon today... Insane! www.amazon.com/Sandwich-Coo... #rfscookbook #rollforsandwich
Roll for Sandwich Cookbook for Gamers and Adventurous Eaters: Go on a Mealtime Quest with the Roll of the Dice! (Fox Chapel Publishing) From TikTok's Adventures in Aardia
Roll for Sandwich Cookbook for Gamers and Adventurous Eaters: Go on a Mealtime Quest with the Roll of the Dice! (Fox Chapel Publishing) From TikTok's Adventures in Aardia [Jacob Pauwels] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Roll for Sandwich Cookbook for Gamers and Adventurous Eaters: Go on a Mealtime Quest with the Roll of the Dice! (Fox Chapel Publishing) From TikTok's Adventures in Aardia
www.amazon.com
January 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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leaglem.bsky.social
Blink?
December 4, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
*orca feeling good about his new hat*

orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
Headline reads: Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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gryldfyng.bsky.social
g'raha tia during his debut in arr fawning over a very befuddled risk.
December 5, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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heronflight.bsky.social

Jonathan the Tortoise turns 192 years old today!!
He has lived through the American Civil War, Two World Wars, and 8 pandemics. And he's still a sex machine?!?
www.livescience.com/animals/worl...
World's oldest tortoise still randy at 191 years old
Jonathan, the world's oldest tortoise, has turned 191, living through 40 U.S. presidents and 31 St. Helena governors.
www.livescience.com
December 4, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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keikoquette.bsky.social
Finally getting around to drawing #Jinx just in time for #arcane season 2 💙
November 12, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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amdapors.bsky.social
im crying over this shit we found on tenor
December 2, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Tumblr post A: Elf liberalism probably goes insane A: "elf liberalism is the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes B: what the fuck does this mean? A: it's not my job to educate you
November 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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catbus.phd
Edward Gorey illustrations for 'The War of the Worlds' (1960)
a group of figuresxwavingba white flag at a fire in the sky martians towering above a forest dark figures reading newspapers a desolate skull strewn landscape with the shadowy skyline of a city in the far distance
February 15, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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seagoatscreams.bsky.social
GNU Sir PTerry.

Beyond grateful for the word-and-world seeds you planted in our skull gardens.

They still flower from a million chests. And there, in the bright going-on-stories, you are.
A drawing of three figures walking away from the viewer. The central figure is a human dressed in black short and pants, and a black hat. He's holding a glass in one hand, the other linked through the arm of a very tall, slender figure in a purple robe, carrying a scythe. One bony foot reveals that this is a skeleton. The leftmost figure is a very small twin to the robed skeleton, but with a hint of whiskers and a long, bony rat tail. Beneath: Sir Terry Pratchett 28 April 1948 - 12 March 2015 (There is an artist's signature but unfortunately I can't read it, and couldn't find the attribution online for this saved pic)
March 12, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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skullsandsheets.bsky.social
Mossy Mari Monday
March 11, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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staceyanthony.bsky.social
hi!! i’m an enby YA author & my trans debut kinda flew under the radar 🥺 i’d love to find new readers!! my book BREAKUP, MAKEUP is about an enby makeup artist saving for top surgery & joining a cosplay competition against their ex!!
March 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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ingenium.bsky.social
Green version of the art I put on tumblr, just for the bluesky crowd :)

A green lion who's finally devoured the sun. What next?
Semi-abstract painting of a winged lion standing on an incline surrounded by clouds and black stars. A brilliantly glowing cascade of light spills from his jaws and runs down the slope, casting its illumination onto the lion's fur and mane.
February 21, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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eskiworks.bsky.social
Spring is coming!
Digital painting of a winged fox laying in a field of pink flowers, raising one wing to the sky in relaxation. The sky is blue, and the trees in the background are full of white flowers.
March 9, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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onidraws.bsky.social
If you see this, post Fungi 🍄
Painting of a bust of a purple tiger on a yellow backgroung, crying dark ink with ink dripping from its stripes and its jaw. Inkcaps mushrooms are on its body and some stripes are flowing through the drawing space. There are also purple clovers with ink dripping from them as well.
March 9, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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davemacleod.bsky.social
just occasionally you get a good news story that restores your faith in human nature

metro.co.uk/2024/03/06/h...
Pensioner caught on camera spraying graffiti on Margaret Thatcher statue
The rude word has since been removed from the statue, which cost £300,000 and was unveiled in May 2022.
metro.co.uk
March 7, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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jurimaart.bsky.social
a little guy
March 7, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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tkingfisher.com
Amphibian milk. What will they think of next?
March 8, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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annecharnock.bsky.social
My short story 'A Cure for Homesickness' is published online today at SF Caledonia for #InternationalWomensDay together with stories by @LadyKrakenWrite and @LauraLScotland. @shoreinf
A Cure for Homesickness by Anne Charnock – SF Caledonia
www.sfcaledonia.scot
March 8, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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bafairbend.bsky.social
I do not usually brag about being from Worcester but...
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · Mar 4
The Worcester Public Library in Massachusetts announced that people who have lost or damaged a book can bring a picture of a cat this month to one of its branches and get their library cards reactivated. The program, which it calls March Meowness, has generated hundreds of returns.
Library Fees? No Problem. Just Show Us Your Cat Photos.
A program this month encourages library patrons in Worcester, Mass., who have lost or damaged books or other items to reactivate their accounts. All they need is a picture of a cat.
www.nytimes.com
March 5, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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dylanmeconis.bsky.social
Bees are coming out of winter hibernation all across the Northern hemisphere. Which ones are visiting YOUR backyard?
SPRING BEE GUIDe Bee: bzz Bumblebee Bee: hmmrzZozm... ... bzzmrmhmm... mmBZzhmhm. bzzrm. Mumblebee Bee: Meet me behind the wisteria in 20 miNuTes foR an ASS-KICKING Rumbleblee Bee: I owe it all to my Lord and savior, Beezus CHRiSt Humblebee Bee falling out of a flower: Ope! Fumblebee Bee: DaffodiLs aRe FUCKiN' BULLSHIT PLANT SomeTHING eLse, KAREN ugh GRUMBLe Bee
March 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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danmakudragon.bsky.social
Let this Oompa Loompa be an inspiration for us all to just try to get through it with kindness even though our reality is constructed by assholes and actively falling apart.
benbartlett.bsky.social Ben @benbartlett.bsky.social · Feb 29
Other photos were located showing she really was just doing what she could with what she had:
Photograph of a woman in an admittedly terrible Oompa-Loompa costume leaning forward over a table to offer a child some sweets from a bag with a smile on her face Photograph of a woman in an Oompa-Loompa outfit stood posing for a photo with a young child next to a table full of chemistry equipment and random worrying smoke Photograph of a woman dressed as an Oompa-Loompa handing a jellybean to a baby being held by it's mother over a table Photograph of a woman dressed as an oompa-loompa handing sweets to a baby, as before, but from a different angle
March 1, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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aebrossbooks.bsky.social
PREACH!

Write with "themself"!
Let's change some language, folx.
king-reinhardt.bsky.social king is indecisive 💙✨ @king-reinhardt.bsky.social · Mar 1
In the case of writing a character with they/them pronouns, I always wanna use "themself" instead of "themselves," but apparently that's grammatically incorrect. Can we change that?
March 1, 2024 at 2:33 PM