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Melyssa
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Philly sports & suffering | nj
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Me, an idiot:
“I showed you my butthole pls respond”
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Every time I looked at the game, the cowboys were celebrating hard so they must really be killin it against ….the raiders
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Has anyone tried paying jake paul to just go away?
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Adoree is having a night and that’s nice
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
These holding calls are such a waste of time
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Patullo hates us.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Man I love our defense so much
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Keep sending Saquon up the center it’s totally working guys.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Dan Campbell get ready to speak Duracell D battery, dickhead.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Green Bay don’t drop the ball challenge
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
How excited are we all for Texans vs titans
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
These sickos.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I can do that on my own, no need for ai
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m so checked out.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don’t know much about basketball but realistically how much longer can embiid’s knees handle this
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
These holding calls are insane
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Keep sending Saquon up the center it’s totally working guys.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fuck the dems. Go birds.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I watched the highlights of that dolphins game, why tf don’t they play like that every week???
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Dan Vladar is probably *so* good at twister
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’d love to wear amazing sparkly outfits & jump on people from the top rope for a job but I missed out on becoming a pro wrestler. Bummer.
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
One time a guy told me I probably “collect hearts like dragon balls” and I still think about it lol
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The mammoth’s uniforms are fine, but there’s already so much blue in the league. The coyotes were just so much cooler.
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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sent that man into a different hemisphere 🏒

#LetsGoFlyers
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM