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Melyssa
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Philly sports & suffering | nj
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Also the best final girl (imo) is the girl from Ready or Not
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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(respectfully) what the fuck is happening here?
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I was married but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.
Drawing of a little worm driving a car that look like an apple
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I mean
Luigi Mangione
October 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Jacked jay fan SpongeBob with inflatable muscles
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Man with a Phillies hat on yelling “this is really one of the worst experiences of my life. I’m not exaggerating”
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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You are perfect 🫶🏻
Jesus Luzardo
October 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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PLEASE.
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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When you have work at 7 but the game starts at 6:38
October 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I love everything about him lol
Garnet Hathaway wearing a Phillies hat and a shirt with wolves on it because why not
October 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Kevin Patullo
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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lol it’s not great but it works for now
September 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Is this too dramatic of a reaction? Can’t be
A shot from Its Always Sunny showing Frank hanging from a rope in the bar
September 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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That 4-0 feeling 🦅
Girl with a big dumb smile
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Jenna from 30 rock saying “are you as turned on as I am right now?”
September 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The sluttiest man, Castellanos
September 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Owen Tippett and Travis Konecny of the Philadelphia flyers laughing and pointing after a goal with the caption “Hoes mad”
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Goody from shoresy saying “birds are unreal”
September 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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It’s very much
Pedro pascal side eye with a frown
September 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Watching the Phillies get swept while I’m stuck working 👎🏻
Larry David saying “this is really one of the worst experiences of my life. I’m not exaggerating.”
August 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Go birds
Louise from bobs burgers laughing maniacally in front of a wall of flames
August 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Bohm face down in the dirt. Which is also me.
August 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Catching strays
Goodreads profile that says I have 49 books and 0 friends
August 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM