Melanie
@melpete.bsky.social
I am disheartened, but I’m not giving up
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I know we are rightfully laughing at the idea of those white men tryna overthrow Haiti. They stood NO chance.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I know we are rightfully laughing at the idea of those white men tryna overthrow Haiti. They stood NO chance.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
Typing “-AI” in Google search removes the ai summaries from your query. FYI
For those who also hate this imposition
For those who also hate this imposition
September 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Typing “-AI” in Google search removes the ai summaries from your query. FYI
For those who also hate this imposition
For those who also hate this imposition
Sitting in the bar playing Pokemon ’cause I’m a cool kid
September 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Sitting in the bar playing Pokemon ’cause I’m a cool kid
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If Trump was an fbi informant trying to take down a sex trafficker/pedoohile he would've said so a decade ago seeing as that's the whole basis for QAnon. He would've been lauded as a hero.
I mean I know we all know it's bullshit but can you at least come up with a lie that makes sense
I mean I know we all know it's bullshit but can you at least come up with a lie that makes sense
September 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If Trump was an fbi informant trying to take down a sex trafficker/pedoohile he would've said so a decade ago seeing as that's the whole basis for QAnon. He would've been lauded as a hero.
I mean I know we all know it's bullshit but can you at least come up with a lie that makes sense
I mean I know we all know it's bullshit but can you at least come up with a lie that makes sense
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putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
August 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
I may have suffered a bit of rope burn, but it’s all worth it for my happy dog
August 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I may have suffered a bit of rope burn, but it’s all worth it for my happy dog
So a sitting republican senator has admitted to breaking the law because he’s a fucking coward. If DC is so scary, maybe he should just retire?
A sitting Republican senator says he is so scared driving in DC that he doesn't wear a seatbelt out of fear he might get carjacked and won't be able to escape www.mediaite.com/media/tv/rep...
Republican Senator Says He Doesn’t Wear Seatbelt in D.C. Because He Fears Being Carjacked: ‘I Don’t Buckle Up’
Sen. Markwayne Mullin said he does not wear a seatbelt while driving in Washington, D.C., lest doing so prevent him from acting quickly in case he's carjacked.
www.mediaite.com
August 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So a sitting republican senator has admitted to breaking the law because he’s a fucking coward. If DC is so scary, maybe he should just retire?
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There are no job losses in Ba Sing Se
August 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There are no job losses in Ba Sing Se
Someone needs to find Tamsyn Muir and share
May 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone needs to find Tamsyn Muir and share
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I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.
you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.
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You know it's bad when left wing shitposting accounts and Wall Street banking twitter sound exactly the same
April 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You know it's bad when left wing shitposting accounts and Wall Street banking twitter sound exactly the same
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It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein
March 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein
Every time I think they can’t be more cartoonishly incompetent… they go and set new records for cartoonish incompetence
March 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Every time I think they can’t be more cartoonishly incompetent… they go and set new records for cartoonish incompetence
I need a job, so I can start ignoring unknown callers again. The scammers are out in force
a black and white photo of a man sitting in front of a tv that says tvland classic
Alt: a black and white photo of a man sitting in front of a tv that says tvland classic. GIF depicts exhaustion
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March 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I need a job, so I can start ignoring unknown callers again. The scammers are out in force
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A reminder that this entire Trans Panic thing is just another shitty step in a long history of fake panics completely invented by political hacks.
Trans people are very likely not affecting your lives at all and they certainly are not the cause of any problems on a national level. It's BULLSHIT.
Trans people are very likely not affecting your lives at all and they certainly are not the cause of any problems on a national level. It's BULLSHIT.
March 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A reminder that this entire Trans Panic thing is just another shitty step in a long history of fake panics completely invented by political hacks.
Trans people are very likely not affecting your lives at all and they certainly are not the cause of any problems on a national level. It's BULLSHIT.
Trans people are very likely not affecting your lives at all and they certainly are not the cause of any problems on a national level. It's BULLSHIT.
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Hot take: I kinda love Daylight Savings
March 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hot take: I kinda love Daylight Savings
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Nothing says "we're terrified of men hurting us in our women's bathroom" like two heavily armed men interrogating women in the women's bathroom.
Tucson cops trying to arrest a stud lesbian because they thought she was a man using the women’s restroom
February 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Nothing says "we're terrified of men hurting us in our women's bathroom" like two heavily armed men interrogating women in the women's bathroom.
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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
Callisto knows what to do on a cold rainy day
February 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Callisto knows what to do on a cold rainy day
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This is why they're attacking science and education: if you can only win with disinformation, data become a threat.
February 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is why they're attacking science and education: if you can only win with disinformation, data become a threat.
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Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?
February 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?
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Right, the breakdown is that MEDIA REFUSES TO TAKE MUSK AND VANCE'S NAZI LINKS SERIOUSLY, not that the INTERACTIONS ARE HIDDEN.
Musk literally did an apparent Nazi salute at the inauguration, NEVER ONCE DENIED IT, and was given a free pass.
Musk literally did an apparent Nazi salute at the inauguration, NEVER ONCE DENIED IT, and was given a free pass.
It's not even cloak and dagger stuff. Like, if you just keep up on the day to day interactions of these people it's right out in the open. There's no subtly or misdirection. This makes pointing it out to people unwilling to respond feel like an emperor has no clothes situation.
February 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Right, the breakdown is that MEDIA REFUSES TO TAKE MUSK AND VANCE'S NAZI LINKS SERIOUSLY, not that the INTERACTIONS ARE HIDDEN.
Musk literally did an apparent Nazi salute at the inauguration, NEVER ONCE DENIED IT, and was given a free pass.
Musk literally did an apparent Nazi salute at the inauguration, NEVER ONCE DENIED IT, and was given a free pass.
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Elon musk isn’t elected.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
February 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Elon musk isn’t elected.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.