Mayor Duke
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Mayor Duke
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August 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Owls are so adorable… 🥰
Thank you for saving this little one’s life… ❤️
July 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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comedy is legal again, folks!
Are You Laughing Yet?
Everyone can say exactly what they want, free of the fear of censorship, except by the government.
www.theatlantic.com
July 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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labubu? aren't those just injuries in france?
July 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.
March 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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In that familiar old incompetence I haven't missed, Trump's executive order defines sex as what a person is at CONCEPTION.

Fetal sex doesn't begin to differentiate until about 7 weeks into gestation.

Which means Donald used the highest office in the land to declare all Americans legally female.
January 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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This is why I continue to side eye anyone who still engages with HP content.

She's straight up just a monster.

Read better books. Watch better movies. Play better games. Stop giving her ANY of your money.
They used to say there was no such thing as gay kids. That it was a choice that could be beaten or tortured out of them through conversion therapy
December 30, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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This is your reminder that thesaurus dot com is (almost certainly) using AI to generate thesaurus entries, and you should, if you can, use Merriam Webster to avoid accidentally destroying the planet via the fuckery machine.
We now live in a world where I, a novelist, can no longer keep an open tab for thesaurus dot com because they autoplay video ads. I was immersed in chapter seven when an ad somehow broke through AdBlock Plus to scream at full volume. I hate, despise, and abhor this.
September 20, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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lot of negativity towards AI lately, but consider :

are these tools ethical or environmentally sustainable? No.

*but* do they enable great things that people want? Also no.

*but* are they being made by well meaning people for good reasons? Once again, no.

maybe you're not being negative *enough*
September 2, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Just saw an advertisement for an “equine hospital,” and I’m sorry, if you’re not going to call it a horsepital, what even is the point.
October 11, 2023 at 12:36 AM