I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

"We always assumed there would be people gunning for it, but we also knew it was something people wanted. We knew it was an idea whose time had come." — @merici.bsky.social

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”
— Greek proverb

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

@booker.senate.gov is a legend, making good trouble for all the right reasons 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Thank you Senator @corybooker.com!

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Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.

48 years ago today
"New Rose", is the first single by British punk rock group the Damned and the first single by a British punk group, released on this day in 1976 on Stiff Records

#punk #punks #punkrock #newrose #thedamned #history #punkrockhistory #otd

The most popular drinks in the world are just water with beans or leaves in it. If you want to be the next game changer in the global beverage field, consider boiling some of the other stupid shit around you and see what sticks.

It truly makes sense that a guy who doesn't understand what "no" means- stopped folks from being able to block properly on his website. To him, it's an annoyance. He doesn't care that it's a safety issue. He's the ultimate "made another account so I can keep viewing your posts, HAHAHA" type of dude.

I went to the hair salon and asked for a "Jane Fonda's mugshot" shag and I regret nothing

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
- Glamorizes hustle culture
- Speciest
- Was taught to you in elementary school

"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
- Metal as fuck
- Implies that you are a wizard
- No one will know you are testing out a font

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.

Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.