im like if dave strider was a girl
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took my transgender demon gf to the ren faire and she wouldn't stop getting dysphoric over everyone else's horns being bigger than hers
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
took my transgender demon gf to the ren faire and she wouldn't stop getting dysphoric over everyone else's horns being bigger than hers
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average bluesky poster after pulling out the calipers like measurehead:
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
average bluesky poster after pulling out the calipers like measurehead:
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It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
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First Democratic member of the Senate to attack Greenblatt in public?
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
First Democratic member of the Senate to attack Greenblatt in public?
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trans people who kill themselves because they aren't allowed to be themselves are murdered
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
trans people who kill themselves because they aren't allowed to be themselves are murdered
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AMERICA
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AMERICA
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
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obiwan: "padawan, the jedi code is about compersion & enthusiastic consent"
anakin: "relationship anarchy is a woke cuck psyop. senator palpatine says my jealousy is alpha & i force hit my wife"
obiwan: "you hit padme??"
anakin: "the darth chad does not concern itself w/ virtue-mogging lightcels"
anakin: "relationship anarchy is a woke cuck psyop. senator palpatine says my jealousy is alpha & i force hit my wife"
obiwan: "you hit padme??"
anakin: "the darth chad does not concern itself w/ virtue-mogging lightcels"
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
obiwan: "padawan, the jedi code is about compersion & enthusiastic consent"
anakin: "relationship anarchy is a woke cuck psyop. senator palpatine says my jealousy is alpha & i force hit my wife"
obiwan: "you hit padme??"
anakin: "the darth chad does not concern itself w/ virtue-mogging lightcels"
anakin: "relationship anarchy is a woke cuck psyop. senator palpatine says my jealousy is alpha & i force hit my wife"
obiwan: "you hit padme??"
anakin: "the darth chad does not concern itself w/ virtue-mogging lightcels"
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they have cars that run on your own shit but they haven't figured out how to get the shit out of your butt and sell it back to you first
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
they have cars that run on your own shit but they haven't figured out how to get the shit out of your butt and sell it back to you first
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why do they call it a "rest" room when im fighting for my life in there??? no, seriously there's this guy in the toilet who keeps trying to stab me
October 19, 2024 at 11:06 PM
why do they call it a "rest" room when im fighting for my life in there??? no, seriously there's this guy in the toilet who keeps trying to stab me
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personally I think a lot of white transgender women would benefit from not basing their entire ideas of femininity on the wrong anime girls. as a woman you're supposed to be defined by your mother's failings
November 4, 2024 at 1:59 PM
personally I think a lot of white transgender women would benefit from not basing their entire ideas of femininity on the wrong anime girls. as a woman you're supposed to be defined by your mother's failings
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there are three types of anime attempts to transgender: "slim and flat 'boy' who is a girl", "tall and stacked girl with large it", and "girl who woke up with it one day". but just having it doesn't make transgender because trans has to grapple with sociological/biological/cultural realities.
July 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
there are three types of anime attempts to transgender: "slim and flat 'boy' who is a girl", "tall and stacked girl with large it", and "girl who woke up with it one day". but just having it doesn't make transgender because trans has to grapple with sociological/biological/cultural realities.
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Pro tip: if you want to impress your trans gf, a political assassination that gets the regime frothing at the mouth to eradicate trans people as a class is a horrible way to do it.
September 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pro tip: if you want to impress your trans gf, a political assassination that gets the regime frothing at the mouth to eradicate trans people as a class is a horrible way to do it.
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"It is very very difficult for people who are not transgender women to understand just how much people hate transgender women; it slides off the mind like the historical reality of marital rape or the evils of factory farming."
new article!
"It is very very difficult for people who are not transgender women to understand just how much people hate transgender women; it slides off the mind like the historical reality of marital rape or the evils of factory farming."
new article!
Against 'Gender Identity'
but not like that. terfs fix your hearts
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October 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
halimedemf.substack.com/p/against-ge...
"It is very very difficult for people who are not transgender women to understand just how much people hate transgender women; it slides off the mind like the historical reality of marital rape or the evils of factory farming."
new article!
"It is very very difficult for people who are not transgender women to understand just how much people hate transgender women; it slides off the mind like the historical reality of marital rape or the evils of factory farming."
new article!
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As an American Voter, I demand my trans!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
As an American Voter, I demand my trans!!!
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in the early 2000s Rebecca took the time to chat over IRC with a teenaged and gender-confused Me on the practicalities of transition - in a time where being out as trans online was something that could get you socially ostracized. I owe her a lot for that and only hope I can pay it forward.
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
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November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
in the early 2000s Rebecca took the time to chat over IRC with a teenaged and gender-confused Me on the practicalities of transition - in a time where being out as trans online was something that could get you socially ostracized. I owe her a lot for that and only hope I can pay it forward.
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all of the kindest trans women you know have near-mythical status as evil transmedicalist mean girls in someone's eyes
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
all of the kindest trans women you know have near-mythical status as evil transmedicalist mean girls in someone's eyes
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Holy shit Mamdani has been winning since he was a little kid
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Holy shit Mamdani has been winning since he was a little kid
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incredible that for big companies, this is gonna be considered the 'uncompromising take'
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
incredible that for big companies, this is gonna be considered the 'uncompromising take'
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Spyro the dragon: Lemme at it! I’ll ROAST it! Think it’s a match for me? Heh. THAT’S rich. It’ll be singing a different tune when I give it the HORNS.
Me: Spyro the dragon please don’t toast my clogged sink drain; I should never have summoned you into real life with the power of my loneliness
Me: Spyro the dragon please don’t toast my clogged sink drain; I should never have summoned you into real life with the power of my loneliness
March 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Spyro the dragon: Lemme at it! I’ll ROAST it! Think it’s a match for me? Heh. THAT’S rich. It’ll be singing a different tune when I give it the HORNS.
Me: Spyro the dragon please don’t toast my clogged sink drain; I should never have summoned you into real life with the power of my loneliness
Me: Spyro the dragon please don’t toast my clogged sink drain; I should never have summoned you into real life with the power of my loneliness