Megan Guldenzoph
megzzzy.dftba.social
Megan Guldenzoph
@megzzzy.dftba.social
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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This is Parker. He will not eat until he receives a forehead kiss. 13/10 would give him so many smooches (TT: parkerthegoldenboy)
August 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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It's genuinely absurd that Hank has co-created the most popular app in the United States. This is only going to encourage him.
August 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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The people don't want AI. The people want sentient bean friends.
It's genuinely absurd that Hank has co-created the most popular app in the United States. This is only going to encourage him.
August 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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logging on
June 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Does anybody else do food math when they’re having a really good meal? Like awww man, I only have 8 bites left. Down to 5, gotta make these count. Big 3, let’s lock in!
May 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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A #crab in a fish tank discovered the air pump… and turned it into a personal jacuzzi. Crabs are curious creatures and often interact with their environment in surprisingly playful ways.
April 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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HAPPY TAX DAY!
How much would you spend on a year of tornado warnings? The average US taxpayer spends only $4 a year to help fund the NWS. It’s a smart investment—every $1 invested in NWS yields approx. $73 in social benefits.
🌪️❄️ Support science. Support the NWS.
Stay tuned for more this #TaxDay
April 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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and as we near the end of #p4a2025 it's time for the quote that will always represent this silly little community of nerdfighteria. i love y'all 🧡 thanks @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social & @hankgreen.bsky.social & everyone else
February 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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now for the last paul farmer quote of #p4a2025. 🌎
February 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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My Super Bowl is next weekend😌
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Update: I lied. All roads lead back to Stardew Valley.
November 9, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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tip for newbies: subscribe to this MAGA block list to preemptively block MAGAts on here :)

(sorry I forgot to include the link before)
November 9, 2024 at 9:23 PM