Meg Crik
@megan86h.bsky.social
I hope they don’t take this too.
This just in: I can’t sleep on the nights where I have to get up for work in the morning. Aka I sleep two nights a week.
January 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This just in: I can’t sleep on the nights where I have to get up for work in the morning. Aka I sleep two nights a week.
@bradgilliamva.bsky.social saw your tiktok! Following!
January 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
@bradgilliamva.bsky.social saw your tiktok! Following!
I woke up this morning and just wanted to see videos of animal rescue dogs living their best lives. I’m hoping to find a good account for that. Missing those dogs a lot already.
In the meantime, my three year old suggested we can watch Bluey 🥹🥹😂😂.
In the meantime, my three year old suggested we can watch Bluey 🥹🥹😂😂.
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I woke up this morning and just wanted to see videos of animal rescue dogs living their best lives. I’m hoping to find a good account for that. Missing those dogs a lot already.
In the meantime, my three year old suggested we can watch Bluey 🥹🥹😂😂.
In the meantime, my three year old suggested we can watch Bluey 🥹🥹😂😂.
If I stop having baby poops, there will be no more poopity.
I feel it’s less weird and uncomfortable.
I feel it’s less weird and uncomfortable.
He wants so desperately to be profound, but instead this stuff comes across as super weird and uncomfortable.
January 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If I stop having baby poops, there will be no more poopity.
I feel it’s less weird and uncomfortable.
I feel it’s less weird and uncomfortable.
Well, in the absence of TikTok, I’m watching a docu on the New York mafia in the 1970s, waiting for the Benadryl to kick in and the Hatman to watch me through my window. He’s going to be annoyed— he wanted to watch The Great British Baking Show.
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Well, in the absence of TikTok, I’m watching a docu on the New York mafia in the 1970s, waiting for the Benadryl to kick in and the Hatman to watch me through my window. He’s going to be annoyed— he wanted to watch The Great British Baking Show.
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BREAKING: TikTok Shutdown in United States. My quick message: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
BREAKING: TikTok Shutdown in United States
Hi everyone—TikTok has officially been shutdown in the United States.
open.substack.com
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
BREAKING: TikTok Shutdown in United States. My quick message: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
And it’s dark now.
a baby is making a sad face while sitting in a chair .
ALT: a baby is making a sad face while sitting in a chair .
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January 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
And it’s dark now.
Bro you have a whole exotic zoo in your colon. Have you met clostridium difficile and pseudomonas aeruginosa yet? Super cool organisms. *hangs head in microbiology nerd shame*
excited to say i'm now an exotic pet owner [pats stomach] i have a tapeworm
January 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bro you have a whole exotic zoo in your colon. Have you met clostridium difficile and pseudomonas aeruginosa yet? Super cool organisms. *hangs head in microbiology nerd shame*
Legit thought the same thing, before I sat down and silenced my applause.
January 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Legit thought the same thing, before I sat down and silenced my applause.
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Forcibly removed from the bowling alley for throwing overhand again
January 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Forcibly removed from the bowling alley for throwing overhand again
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people who came here to simply quote post strangers and shit on them: try having one original thought in your life maybe???
January 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
people who came here to simply quote post strangers and shit on them: try having one original thought in your life maybe???
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Henchmen: you got the goods?
Me: *opens up a briefcase full of red dye 3
*RFK Jr shoots me in the chest*
Me: *opens up a briefcase full of red dye 3
*RFK Jr shoots me in the chest*
January 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Henchmen: you got the goods?
Me: *opens up a briefcase full of red dye 3
*RFK Jr shoots me in the chest*
Me: *opens up a briefcase full of red dye 3
*RFK Jr shoots me in the chest*
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*walks in on you having sex with your unsatisfied wife*
"Are you gonna finish that?"
"Are you gonna finish that?"
January 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
*walks in on you having sex with your unsatisfied wife*
"Are you gonna finish that?"
"Are you gonna finish that?"
I just realized that my thumbs were never meant to do this much work.
January 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I just realized that my thumbs were never meant to do this much work.
So like, we shorting Meta or…?
January 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
So like, we shorting Meta or…?
Reason #423 why my three year old got mad at me today:
I would not let him pick my nose.
I would not let him pick my nose.
January 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Reason #423 why my three year old got mad at me today:
I would not let him pick my nose.
I would not let him pick my nose.
Whoever is my FBI surveillance person— you have the information. I’d like your advice. Do you think he is good for me? Also you could have told me the bulbs I ordered were “daylight” and not “warm light.” I nearly blinded myself. You could have intervened. Make yourself useful. Thanks.
January 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Whoever is my FBI surveillance person— you have the information. I’d like your advice. Do you think he is good for me? Also you could have told me the bulbs I ordered were “daylight” and not “warm light.” I nearly blinded myself. You could have intervened. Make yourself useful. Thanks.
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Philadelphia advances to the divisional round with a 22-10 win over Green Bay 🦅
Philadelphia's defense gets three takeaways, as the Eagles await their opponent in the divisional round.
Philadelphia's defense gets three takeaways, as the Eagles await their opponent in the divisional round.
January 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Philadelphia advances to the divisional round with a 22-10 win over Green Bay 🦅
Philadelphia's defense gets three takeaways, as the Eagles await their opponent in the divisional round.
Philadelphia's defense gets three takeaways, as the Eagles await their opponent in the divisional round.
My favorite animal is me when I ask people for help and they say yes and end up having to do it myself because a year goes by and they’re still too busy.
Then I get stressed and they say “why dIDnT yOU aSk FoR hELp?!?!”
Then I get stressed and they say “why dIDnT yOU aSk FoR hELp?!?!”
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a hat with a blue anchor on it
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing a hat with a blue anchor on it
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January 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My favorite animal is me when I ask people for help and they say yes and end up having to do it myself because a year goes by and they’re still too busy.
Then I get stressed and they say “why dIDnT yOU aSk FoR hELp?!?!”
Then I get stressed and they say “why dIDnT yOU aSk FoR hELp?!?!”
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January 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I finally took down the tree today and all of the decorations. My 3 year-old says, “Thanks for ruining Christmas. You’re just like the Grinch.”
He thinks Santa is real. For now.
He thinks Santa is real. For now.
January 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I finally took down the tree today and all of the decorations. My 3 year-old says, “Thanks for ruining Christmas. You’re just like the Grinch.”
He thinks Santa is real. For now.
He thinks Santa is real. For now.
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My audition song for a lead highschool musical role was “Popular” from Wicked. I was so nervous I could barely get any volume out. The director asked me if I could sing louder, so obviously I just threw up instead.
January 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My audition song for a lead highschool musical role was “Popular” from Wicked. I was so nervous I could barely get any volume out. The director asked me if I could sing louder, so obviously I just threw up instead.
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Random movie from my millennial youth— Pizza. Rented from Blockbuster, was really bizarre? Idk. Wondering what it’s doing now. Wondering if it thinks about me. Enjoying a plate of poverty nachos and kind of want to watch it.
January 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Random movie from my millennial youth— Pizza. Rented from Blockbuster, was really bizarre? Idk. Wondering what it’s doing now. Wondering if it thinks about me. Enjoying a plate of poverty nachos and kind of want to watch it.
My audition song for a lead highschool musical role was “Popular” from Wicked. I was so nervous I could barely get any volume out. The director asked me if I could sing louder, so obviously I just threw up instead.
January 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My audition song for a lead highschool musical role was “Popular” from Wicked. I was so nervous I could barely get any volume out. The director asked me if I could sing louder, so obviously I just threw up instead.