Margaret Choke-a-Bitch
meeses.bsky.social
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch
@meeses.bsky.social
I am short.
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Did you know that there's a function in Excel to turn regular numbers ...

... into Roman numerals?

and back again?

to convert a number into Thai Baht?

More "weird excel functions" in item 4 of my latest "Linkfest" newsletter, free here: buttondown.com/clivethompso...
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Perhaps I’ll wear the same outfit to the office holiday party this year: a black sleeveless top and black pants, winter boots. Doubt anyone will notice.
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’ve been reminding her about this upcoming appointment several times a day for the past 5 days lol
Paying for a similar item and expedited same day shipping, so hopefully we can still make the bank appointment.
Made an appointment to take mom to the bank to take out her RMD as apparently even though I have a power of attorney document, she still has to do this in person. Arranged to take a half day on the date of the appointment. Mom says she's expecting a package on that day, so "Honey, I just can't go"
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Paying for a similar item and expedited same day shipping, so hopefully we can still make the bank appointment.
Made an appointment to take mom to the bank to take out her RMD as apparently even though I have a power of attorney document, she still has to do this in person. Arranged to take a half day on the date of the appointment. Mom says she's expecting a package on that day, so "Honey, I just can't go"
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Made an appointment to take mom to the bank to take out her RMD as apparently even though I have a power of attorney document, she still has to do this in person. Arranged to take a half day on the date of the appointment. Mom says she's expecting a package on that day, so "Honey, I just can't go"
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Finally got my UGGs re-heeled, so yay! I'm not exactly well-heeled, but I'm at least not painfully-heeled
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
AHHHH my ex-supervisor/still office manager just invited me to a holiday party at her house on a date I'd been hoping keep for hanging out with friends, and now I have to waste an entire Saturday on work politics. No time for friends, only funishment 😭😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Cozy. Seasonal. Canadian! (Though this tree was originally from Canada, it is now on the Upper West Side of Manhattan)
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Enter the Casablancaverse
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Quinta Brunson and Sabrina Carpenter make me proud to be a Short American ✨
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just received a promotional email from my bank with the subject "Take a break from shopping, focus on saving" and, like, way to be a total BUZZKILL, bank! Catch me later with your "Finish the year strong with savings"
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Am now being scolded by management for not replying in a timely fashion despite being on PTO and having my out of office reply on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I tried to take some time off, but then there were 3 work crises that for some reason I’m the only person with the responsibility to solve
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"Hamlet might be the big man on campus, but that doesn’t mean he’s got it all figured out. This drama puts a much-needed spin on a classic by imagining a world where Hamlet is young and hot."
Casting Notice for the Unaired CW Pilot Young Hamlet
SYNOPSIS High school is no picnic for anyone, but especially if you’re one of Shakespeare’s most iconic leading men. Hamlet might be the big man on...
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
WBFlix
HBO Nothing But Net
Flix Max
Flix Min
HBO Median
HBO Average
HBO =SUM(B2:B229)
Sandra Bullock in The Net (1995)
The New WB
Tim
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Mom says she needs more days to review the new lease b4 signing, so it won't be ready for me to mail tomorrow, can I go to the post office another day? lol, to ensure I have enough time to stand in line at the post office, I have to take time off from work and find someone to cover for me
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I guess even Starfleet Academy has a volleyball team
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
At any time I’m about to have the opportunity to eat lunch, inevitably the next 2 hours are taken from me lol
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I spent over $100 in carfare to take her to the lawyer, and it was all for nothing. NOTHING
Even though I have a power of attorney document, the bank still requires my 86-year old mother to go in person to take her annual rmd what was even the point 😭😭😭
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
am I a sucker for donating to the charities I'm donating to? are they the correct charities? I never know
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Even though I have a power of attorney document, the bank still requires my 86-year old mother to go in person to take her annual rmd what was even the point 😭😭😭
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If it’s 3:55pm, I guess I might be able to take 10 minutes to eat lunch
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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the Koontzification of Dean Koontz’s hair is almost complete
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Everybody (EVERYBODY!), my friend (Calamity) Jason made a Christmas song and it is excellent.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM