Margaret Choke-a-Bitch
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch
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I am short.
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I sort of vaguely want to see Pluribus, but without re-subscribing to Appletv or actually watching the episodes. I could tell that Breaking Bad had really good writing and performances, but I've been 10 minutes into the pilot episode for the past 15 years
Screenshot showing I still have 48 min left to watch of the 58 min pilot episode of Breaking Bad (S1E1)
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I mean
Per an email about a New Yorker digital subscription: "NEW YORK RESIDENTS: PLEASE NOTE THAT WE ARE REQUIRED TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA. This means that an automated process was used to determine your $129.99 price, which is at or below our annual regular rate of $160 for a digital subscription, based on your past purchases and engagement with our products."
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Well, this club is formed
The text of Mitch Hedberg's bit about club sandwiches, done in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font. The text is "how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for 'em!"
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Ok, but do you know what actually pisses me off more
Email from noted Nazi-tattoo haver Graham Platner with the subject line "Nothing pisses me off more than getting a fundraising text from Democrats talking about how they’re fighting fascism"
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Is this the real life
CVS tracking on this prescriptions says a shipping label has been created today and that the USPS awaits the item
October 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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HAHAHAHA...sure, it's bad for "the economy", but the schadenfreude is priceless
Breaking news from the Wall Street Journal: "Tesla Profit Drops Despite Third-Quarter Rush to Buy EVs...Electric-vehicle maker’s net income fell 37%" article by by Becky Peterson
October 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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So my blood pressure medication is both scheduled to be shipped AND is only available for pick up. If I need to make a 40 minute bus trip, I am just going to go without
A CVS prescription is simultaneously scheduled to b shipped and is available for pick up only
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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CVS just texted me the option to “Skip a trip & get speedy delivery” but at the same time
CVS website emphatically telling me “Something went wrong…We can't pull up your prescriptions right now. Please try again later.”
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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It’s a 40 min bus trip, so no blood pressure medication for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A text message from CVS Pharmacy “Your delivery has been canceled. Please call your pharmacy team for next steps”
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Bad photoshop of a Dune book cover (I think Dune Messiah). The title now says DUNE IT ALL FOR MY BABY
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Um
Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article headline claiming "Great Cons Are Part of the American Story. And That Might Not Be So Bad." The accompanying photograph is of Elizabeth Holmes, the disgraced entrepreneur, Stanford dropout, Forbes 40 Under 40 darling, and fraud that brought us Theranos
October 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Hang in there! Image of a stick figure, hanged
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Seems excessive
"Hedge-Fund Stars Are Making So Much Now That They Are Hiring Agents" the Wall Street Journal reports
September 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Oooh! This is as far as I got with my limited design skills
September 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I did not
Text message telling me “You started to make a donation to FLIP the House, but didn't finish!”
September 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Librarian just gave this to me. I’m already carrying a knapsack but now I’m wearing this knapsack OVER my main knapsack, promoting public libraries and literacy to any squirrels I see on my walk
A black knapsack printed with the New York Public Library logo
September 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Not at this moment, Chuck
Text message apparently from democratic senator Chuck Schumer that starts: “Team, is there anything I can say to convince you to donate $20”
September 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Caught myself jokingly telling a friend "Life is PAIN", but where have I heard that before? Oh yeah #WowDarkHumorOverHere
Screen cap of Jim's nana from the show "Our Flag Means Death". She has just been laughing heartily about how someone was crushed by a tree (even though they all thought he'd die of rabies). The caption says "Life is pain"
September 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Felt cute, might delete later
The shadow of a woman sitting at an outdoor rail station
September 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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My friend Tim has a tradition called Speed Painting. He invites friends over, and everyone gets a small canvas board. You divide the number of folks into the run time of the movie Speed, then press play and start a timer, and everyone takes a turn painting until the movie ends, and you have
Bunch of amateur paintings made while the artists were watching the movie Speed. Some are abstract. One is the words “One day you will be out of partners and legs” More Speed inspired amateur paintings made while. One features the text “SHOOT THE HOSTAGE”
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Riker STUNS in vintage photo
You know what. It's a screencap of Commander Riker firing a phaser. Look at the beard on that fellow. Def after season 1.
August 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM