Robert Badnews
@meekrob.bsky.social
Smash your head against the wall. Any fuckin pronouns
Oh, so is there a *Mr.* Tiddlemouse?
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Oh, so is there a *Mr.* Tiddlemouse?
Tears of an assclown
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Tears of an assclown
Heidegger philosophically originated grifting
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Heidegger philosophically originated grifting
Reposted by Robert Badnews
It seems like a lot of people in politics just don’t know that appealing to the right was a strategic choice premised on being able to EXPAND your coalition rather than an attempt to appeal directly to the majority so they keep being shocked when they piss off the people who actually liked them
I mean look at these graphs - 82% of 2024 Green voters disapprove of Starmer, 64% of LDs and 53% of the Labour voters *who explicitly voted for him less than two years ago.* That is not normal. I suspect it may be unprecedented.
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It seems like a lot of people in politics just don’t know that appealing to the right was a strategic choice premised on being able to EXPAND your coalition rather than an attempt to appeal directly to the majority so they keep being shocked when they piss off the people who actually liked them
When police on horseback will be waiting on demand
riding through the strike with a pistol in their hand
swinging their baton at the skull of many a man,
the union makes us strong
riding through the strike with a pistol in their hand
swinging their baton at the skull of many a man,
the union makes us strong
December 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When police on horseback will be waiting on demand
riding through the strike with a pistol in their hand
swinging their baton at the skull of many a man,
the union makes us strong
riding through the strike with a pistol in their hand
swinging their baton at the skull of many a man,
the union makes us strong
And Tiny Tim, who CANNOT die, not in any meaningful way...
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And Tiny Tim, who CANNOT die, not in any meaningful way...
Could I "fight" Anthony Joshua? No. Not in any circumstance or under any currently held understanding of the term.
Could I "absolutely get my shit rocked by Anthony Joshua without looking like I'd never even considered it as a possibility"? Yes. Easy as drowning. Perhaps easier
Could I "absolutely get my shit rocked by Anthony Joshua without looking like I'd never even considered it as a possibility"? Yes. Easy as drowning. Perhaps easier
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Could I "fight" Anthony Joshua? No. Not in any circumstance or under any currently held understanding of the term.
Could I "absolutely get my shit rocked by Anthony Joshua without looking like I'd never even considered it as a possibility"? Yes. Easy as drowning. Perhaps easier
Could I "absolutely get my shit rocked by Anthony Joshua without looking like I'd never even considered it as a possibility"? Yes. Easy as drowning. Perhaps easier
"I love you more than anyone ever in all of history"
"Even more than James Brown"?
"Uh, yeah... what? Of course. Way more. What? Why? I mean, what"?
"Well, you have that picture of him"
"Ooh.. *John* Brown. Also, yes, I still like you more"
"Even more than James Brown"?
"Uh, yeah... what? Of course. Way more. What? Why? I mean, what"?
"Well, you have that picture of him"
"Ooh.. *John* Brown. Also, yes, I still like you more"
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"I love you more than anyone ever in all of history"
"Even more than James Brown"?
"Uh, yeah... what? Of course. Way more. What? Why? I mean, what"?
"Well, you have that picture of him"
"Ooh.. *John* Brown. Also, yes, I still like you more"
"Even more than James Brown"?
"Uh, yeah... what? Of course. Way more. What? Why? I mean, what"?
"Well, you have that picture of him"
"Ooh.. *John* Brown. Also, yes, I still like you more"
I'll jingle your bells in a minute
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'll jingle your bells in a minute
Oh, yeah? Well, if "jongleur" is a made-up word, where'd I get these fifty bonus points?
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh, yeah? Well, if "jongleur" is a made-up word, where'd I get these fifty bonus points?
I wonder how much of languages turning into different languages is based on, like, jokes and baby talk? Like, how long until "goupille" becomes "renard" or "uh-oh" permanently becomes "ruh-roh" and you got a whole other full vocabulary on your hands?
December 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I wonder how much of languages turning into different languages is based on, like, jokes and baby talk? Like, how long until "goupille" becomes "renard" or "uh-oh" permanently becomes "ruh-roh" and you got a whole other full vocabulary on your hands?
Ah, but you have underestimated me, my good man. I'm afraid you'll find I can do even stupider shit while sober
December 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ah, but you have underestimated me, my good man. I'm afraid you'll find I can do even stupider shit while sober
Soul update: not prepared
My soul is prepared. Is yours?
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Soul update: not prepared
My soul is prepared. Is yours?
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My soul is prepared. Is yours?
Time to grab the bull by the shit
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Time to grab the bull by the shit
If I were Spider-Man I'd just be like "haha! More like Ass Goblin" and the Green Goblin wouldn't be able to do any more crimes because he'd be too embarrassed about dying from embarrassment
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If I were Spider-Man I'd just be like "haha! More like Ass Goblin" and the Green Goblin wouldn't be able to do any more crimes because he'd be too embarrassed about dying from embarrassment
Reposted by Robert Badnews
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
The wet hand doesn't know what the dry hand is doing
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The wet hand doesn't know what the dry hand is doing
I am not "making up a guy to get mad at on the internet". I am engaging in Socratic dialogue
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I am not "making up a guy to get mad at on the internet". I am engaging in Socratic dialogue
Welcome to Real Life, the game where everything is made up and the points don't matter
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Welcome to Real Life, the game where everything is made up and the points don't matter
Hot sludge funday
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hot sludge funday
My behaviour right now is sort of drunk coded
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My behaviour right now is sort of drunk coded
Boogers can't be cheesers
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Boogers can't be cheesers