Pre-medieval French kid: "there's a woflyboo"!

Actual contemporaneous adult: "Yeah! It's beloved wolfyboo Renard"!

Learning from Wikipedia that "goupil" already meant, like, "wolfyboo" so it's, like baby talk on top of baby talk. Fuckin love it.

Or "handsies", as I call them

But, if you were ever saved from a potentially world-destroying supervillain plot by a masked hero called The Dismisser, I can now reveal that it was me

The main reasons are that I was not bitten by a radioactive spider and don't exist in a fictional universe where that gives you superpowers rather than a slow and painful death

Which is partially why I never became Spider-Man