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Robert Badnews
@meekrob.bsky.social
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Smash your head against the wall. Any fuckin pronouns
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Good enough
a scraggly black and white pen drawing of a peeled-back, lidless eyeball with a bunch of trails coming off of it with "Wide-Awakes" written in a similar way on the top half of it and "we'll sleep when you're dead" in smaller text underneath
December 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
Hey! You stupidass motherfuckers wanna see a toad? I got a fuckin wickedass toad right here.
Okay, I am really sorry that I can't describe this for you, but it is a toad in a hole. Like, a big ol' brown toad who has dug himself a hole and settled in it. Very nestled. Very.
August 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
meekrob.bsky.social
Total simp shit
A sign at the UPS store, which I guess has some kind of deal with American Express, that reads "Closed. Come Back. And use the card you ❤️"
June 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
This is the catshelf. It is where we keep the cats, so we know where to find them
A multilevel, square-shelved slatted wooden rack, probably intended for shoes or something, with each level containing smaller and lighter coloured cats
June 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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A cheerful Dr. Zoidberg holds aloft a moldy sandwich after remembering it is his sole remaining investment, but before discovering it has not appreciated in value
May 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
A clenched fist, raised, in front of a cinderblock wall with fingers covered in blood and a distinct stream running down the forearm
May 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
Looks like the toast sandwich has some competition for the World's Saddest Food title
A photo of a page from a book describing a Provençal recipe for 'aigo buido' or 'boiled water soup' which involves boiling garlic, thyme, bay, sage and parsley (stems) and straining the liquid onto a piece of bread, garnishing it with chopped paraley and pretending it's soup
April 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
This is him, btw. I don't think you can blame me for feeling this way
A chonky orange cat, half asleep and exposing his belly, holding his forepaws out limply because he is a silly little billy with no concept of mortality
April 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
meekrob.bsky.social
Pingu doing a wheelie on a little scooter thing with big text to the upper left "NOOT NOOT" like Pingu says and "motherfuckers!" on the lower right, indicating that Pingu is tearing out on his two-wheel scooter and doesn't give a shit about anything anymore in this world of monumental cruelty
April 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
Sometimes my cat pretends to be scary
A very comfortable and cute orangey cat ensconced in blankeroos of a similar colour who is also giving the camera some killer's eyes. Like, basically a fatty little tub who thinks he's the world's ultimate badass. I'm sorry I can't describe that better
April 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
meekrob.bsky.social
Now he's asleep. This is just great stuff
A big orange cat with his front feety pads curled up who is very clearly asleep because he got worn out from excessive belly rubs. Also it kinda looks like he's smiling. He's not, but it looks that way.
March 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
Everyone needs to see this picture of my cat
A big orange cat lawling about on a blankeroo with his front feetsies curled up and his back feetsies spread out; belly fully exposed
March 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Some days you're Sailor Moon and sometimes you're a Tuxedo Mask
Three screens from sailor moon arranged sequentially top to bottom. The first is Tuxedo Mask saying "My work here is done"; second is Sailor Moon saying "but you didn't do anything"; third is Tuxedo Mask dramatically swishing his cape about to leave (like, as if he actually did anything)
January 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
I bet it's this one
A fat, greenish-brown toad nestled into a small burrow surrounded by dry dirt and leaves. Exactly the toad someone would imagine if you just said "toad".
December 15, 2024 at 2:16 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
Thaanks. I guess.
Daria Morgendorffer, from the MTV show Daria, who looks nothing like me
December 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
The very first thing I notice is that there aren't any
A sign on an empty ledge in front of a window with the text "NOTICE CLEANING SUPPLIES"
November 10, 2024 at 6:55 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
Pour one out for a real one
The grave of Morris Wohansky (1882-1934) with the prominent inscription "WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE" and epitaph "mourn not for the dead but rather mourn the apathetic throng who sees the world's great anguish and its wrongs, yet dare not speak"
October 20, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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V. I. Tatlin, custodian
A bunch of green detergent and red sanitizer buckets stacked precariously in an obelisk-like fashion with a framed screenshot of the "shame" procession from Game of Thrones balanced, also precariously, at the top
October 20, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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Good or not good?
A text from an unknown number saying "Hi there. Do you need part time work with a good salary"? And a response in two parts saying "I'm not bein press ganged back on a merchant ship, if that's what you're asking. I've been through this before and I am a free working man. I'll not be put back in chains" A response text saying "I am Lana, from ARES. We are hiring for a freelance position with a flexible schedule. Perhaps you might be interested"! In response: "I'll have no more of your lash, no matter the pay." Another text: "You and ARES can go back to whatever vile pit from which you spring. I know your promis and understand it means only hardship. Get ye right with G-D, madame, before ye speak again to me"
October 5, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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The back of a big, fat, orange cat's head staring through a window with overlaid text indicating their thought "all I think about is killing you". They are glaring at a similar, paler and more relaxed cat on the outside of the window with similarly overlaid text saying "I don't think about you at all", referencing a scene from Mad Men
September 12, 2024 at 9:26 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
That's right! It's you! Yeah. Little fluffy guy
A seemingly dazed and very chonky orange cat lying on the ground, with his paw suspended in the air
August 6, 2024 at 10:33 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
Yes, it has come to this
Two no name feozen pizza boxes, on top of each, which I plan to consume for dinner, more or less demonstrating the complete collapse of any claim I ever had to being a responsible adult
June 20, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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René Magritte, Culinary Director
An strangely-lit apple on an upturned bowl with a blossoming chive appearing to grow out of it
June 13, 2024 at 10:33 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
Don't fucking tell me what to do
A sign on a truck bed that says "do not bump"
June 11, 2024 at 9:50 PM
meekrob.bsky.social
I got your swiftly-moving tailor right here, pal
An illustration of the great, tall tailor from Shockheaded Peter dashing in to chop off the thumbs of a little boy who likes to put them in his mouth when his parents are away
May 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM