Connie W., MSEng 🔬⚙️
@mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social
Pokémon Professor, Engineer, amateur sewist. Constantly begging my guts to love me (or at least tolerate me). Opinions my own. (Banner by partner in shenanigans, @andykluthe.bsky.social )
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What an amazing MAGFest, y’all! I hope everyone that came out this year takes this joy and creativity and sense of community and KEEPS THIS ROAR GOING.
I am back on my rep TV bullshit
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December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I am back on my rep TV bullshit
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Oh so the coffee shortage is gonna be BAD bad
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Oh so the coffee shortage is gonna be BAD bad
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
I was doing ok with today until I finally got to unpacking a doom corner and finding the last bag my parents had brought and now I am sitting with grief again
I would like a Pepperidge farm chocolate chunk/pecan cookie now, please
I would like a Pepperidge farm chocolate chunk/pecan cookie now, please
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I was doing ok with today until I finally got to unpacking a doom corner and finding the last bag my parents had brought and now I am sitting with grief again
I would like a Pepperidge farm chocolate chunk/pecan cookie now, please
I would like a Pepperidge farm chocolate chunk/pecan cookie now, please
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*sits casually on a backwards chair* Okay, chat
What do you want to see as Patreon rewards?
What do you want to see as Patreon rewards?
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
*sits casually on a backwards chair* Okay, chat
What do you want to see as Patreon rewards?
What do you want to see as Patreon rewards?
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Hey Kitten, daddy is fucking exhausted.
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hey Kitten, daddy is fucking exhausted.
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If Weird Al is radicalized and you are not, then I think you might just be a lost cause
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If Weird Al is radicalized and you are not, then I think you might just be a lost cause
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GOOD NEWS! My luggage has been recovered! I don't have it in hand, but everything is safe 😭❤️
And an extra special thank you to United Agent Ian at Bradley International Airport for making sure it happened, he went above and beyond for us.
And an extra special thank you to United Agent Ian at Bradley International Airport for making sure it happened, he went above and beyond for us.
I'm heart broken. Monday I was supposed to fly home and United Airlines kept bumping the flight back. We were stuck at Bradley for over 10 hours, and when we landed in Chicago my checked bag was MIA.
My clothes. Most of my designs from @theyetee.com. My birthday presents. Irreplaceable possessions.
My clothes. Most of my designs from @theyetee.com. My birthday presents. Irreplaceable possessions.
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
GOOD NEWS! My luggage has been recovered! I don't have it in hand, but everything is safe 😭❤️
And an extra special thank you to United Agent Ian at Bradley International Airport for making sure it happened, he went above and beyond for us.
And an extra special thank you to United Agent Ian at Bradley International Airport for making sure it happened, he went above and beyond for us.
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Incredible how the Netflix/Warner merger news is now the preferable death of the creative arts option to paramount/skydance's offer. What an awful timeline!
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Incredible how the Netflix/Warner merger news is now the preferable death of the creative arts option to paramount/skydance's offer. What an awful timeline!
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FEAST MY LITERARIES
Lorwyn Eclipsed | Episode 1: Out of This Wood
Four first-year Strixhaven students stumble through an Omenpath to a strange new world.
magic.wizards.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
FEAST MY LITERARIES
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Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
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Y’all aren’t going to believe who won the inaugural Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Y’all aren’t going to believe who won the inaugural Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize.
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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A gift for you: If you're a parent who is regretting letting the Elf on a Shelf into your home, here is a duty reassignment order you can show to your kids that the Elf was needed elsewhere. Printable png 8X10 300dpi so it can fit well on an A4 for non North American printers.
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A gift for you: If you're a parent who is regretting letting the Elf on a Shelf into your home, here is a duty reassignment order you can show to your kids that the Elf was needed elsewhere. Printable png 8X10 300dpi so it can fit well on an A4 for non North American printers.
After the travel day(s) from Hell and getting the good news that United found Andy’s lost bag, this is the farthest we got with decorating, which is liturgically accurate and fully unintended
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
After the travel day(s) from Hell and getting the good news that United found Andy’s lost bag, this is the farthest we got with decorating, which is liturgically accurate and fully unintended
You know, why should I be mad at the equipment running windows 7? I too, worked best on windows 7. What a mood, buddy
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You know, why should I be mad at the equipment running windows 7? I too, worked best on windows 7. What a mood, buddy
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Commission slots open for the holidays!
🖼️ Single character: $150
📦Prints & Shipping: +$20
Or tell me what YOU want drawn and I can provide a quote.
To discuss other ideas or place an order:
✉️ andy.kluthe AT gmail dot com
🖼️ Single character: $150
📦Prints & Shipping: +$20
Or tell me what YOU want drawn and I can provide a quote.
To discuss other ideas or place an order:
✉️ andy.kluthe AT gmail dot com
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Commission slots open for the holidays!
🖼️ Single character: $150
📦Prints & Shipping: +$20
Or tell me what YOU want drawn and I can provide a quote.
To discuss other ideas or place an order:
✉️ andy.kluthe AT gmail dot com
🖼️ Single character: $150
📦Prints & Shipping: +$20
Or tell me what YOU want drawn and I can provide a quote.
To discuss other ideas or place an order:
✉️ andy.kluthe AT gmail dot com
Hot take of the day: I LIKE “Simply having a wonderful Christmastime”
There’s nothing wrong just bopping about with a hot cocoa and looking at shiny lights and Christmas trees. The mood is right, and that’s enough.
There’s nothing wrong just bopping about with a hot cocoa and looking at shiny lights and Christmas trees. The mood is right, and that’s enough.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hot take of the day: I LIKE “Simply having a wonderful Christmastime”
There’s nothing wrong just bopping about with a hot cocoa and looking at shiny lights and Christmas trees. The mood is right, and that’s enough.
There’s nothing wrong just bopping about with a hot cocoa and looking at shiny lights and Christmas trees. The mood is right, and that’s enough.
It’s absolutely amazing (derogatory) how you can have amazing people working for a company and then squander that literal golden goodwill by having the worst baggage claim system powered by AI and a call center that is told to read off the website.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s absolutely amazing (derogatory) how you can have amazing people working for a company and then squander that literal golden goodwill by having the worst baggage claim system powered by AI and a call center that is told to read off the website.
If anyone’s wondering we made it to my brothers place at 3:15AM central and then drove back home today and I’m finally about to sleep in my own bed a full 24 hours later than intended. Oh also, Andy doesn’t have his suitcase with all his birthday presents, so that’s got me a little UPSET
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If anyone’s wondering we made it to my brothers place at 3:15AM central and then drove back home today and I’m finally about to sleep in my own bed a full 24 hours later than intended. Oh also, Andy doesn’t have his suitcase with all his birthday presents, so that’s got me a little UPSET
We’re still not at the car! We left my folks house 14 hours ago! It is 1:24 AM CENTRAL TIME
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
We’re still not at the car! We left my folks house 14 hours ago! It is 1:24 AM CENTRAL TIME
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GIVE IT UP FOR TEN HOURS IN THE AIRPORT FOLKS
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is holding a crab in his hand and screaming .
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is holding a crab in his hand and screaming .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
GIVE IT UP FOR TEN HOURS IN THE AIRPORT FOLKS
Captains log, stardate who knows:
We are still sitting waiting to board our plane 6 hours after getting to the airport…
We are still sitting waiting to board our plane 6 hours after getting to the airport…
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Captains log, stardate who knows:
We are still sitting waiting to board our plane 6 hours after getting to the airport…
We are still sitting waiting to board our plane 6 hours after getting to the airport…