Drake, Gender Thief🏳️⚧️
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Back-Alley Art Dealer, Magician, Home-Wrecker, Afterlife Aficionado, Literal Cult Following, Fireproof
Back-Alley Art Dealer, Magician, Home-Wrecker, Afterlife Aficionado, Literal Cult Following, Fireproof
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Thread of my favorite Magic cards of every set in release order because I feel like it. This might take a while
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What's better than 1 seven drop dinosaur? That's right, 2 seven drop dinosaurs
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What's better than 1 seven drop dinosaur? That's right, 2 seven drop dinosaurs
Alright, now who hasn't given Bill Clinton a blowjob?
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Alright, now who hasn't given Bill Clinton a blowjob?
You asked for more teeth
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You asked for more teeth
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you name your son “phantom train” and then the poor kid gets suplexed multiple times a day for his entire life
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
you name your son “phantom train” and then the poor kid gets suplexed multiple times a day for his entire life
I know this is really really early, but I desperately need this card to get reprinted in-multiverse flavored around Alpharael begging to go on a suicide mission after his twin sister falls to Sothera
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I know this is really really early, but I desperately need this card to get reprinted in-multiverse flavored around Alpharael begging to go on a suicide mission after his twin sister falls to Sothera
I'm going to put so much time into Pokemon Pokopia, it will be my new hyper-fixation. I guess this means I'm going to have to get a Switch 2 now
a close up of a purple cartoon character with a smile on its face
Alt: a close up of a purple cartoon character with a smile on its face
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November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm going to put so much time into Pokemon Pokopia, it will be my new hyper-fixation. I guess this means I'm going to have to get a Switch 2 now
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Another one! eternal witness, had a lot of fun playing with new brushes and drawing organic shapes
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Another one! eternal witness, had a lot of fun playing with new brushes and drawing organic shapes
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
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we can't keep doing this shit, dude. this shit is the end game of capitalism, we need to correct like, immediately.
self interested capitalists with a left veneer tripping over themselves to protect a pile of money shitting child abusers just to catch a single bill
what the fuck are we doing.
self interested capitalists with a left veneer tripping over themselves to protect a pile of money shitting child abusers just to catch a single bill
what the fuck are we doing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
we can't keep doing this shit, dude. this shit is the end game of capitalism, we need to correct like, immediately.
self interested capitalists with a left veneer tripping over themselves to protect a pile of money shitting child abusers just to catch a single bill
what the fuck are we doing.
self interested capitalists with a left veneer tripping over themselves to protect a pile of money shitting child abusers just to catch a single bill
what the fuck are we doing.
Sometimes you gotta have three guys at once, you know?
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Sometimes you gotta have three guys at once, you know?
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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"don't draw fanart" they said. well LOOK WHOS LAUGHING NOW college professors?!?!
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"don't draw fanart" they said. well LOOK WHOS LAUGHING NOW college professors?!?!
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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She's so baaad ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Loved drawing the fake finger bite pose with Olivia
#olivia #oliviavoldaren #vampire #Crimsonvow #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
Loved drawing the fake finger bite pose with Olivia
#olivia #oliviavoldaren #vampire #Crimsonvow #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
She's so baaad ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Loved drawing the fake finger bite pose with Olivia
#olivia #oliviavoldaren #vampire #Crimsonvow #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
Loved drawing the fake finger bite pose with Olivia
#olivia #oliviavoldaren #vampire #Crimsonvow #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
This Ditto is so full of itself, imagine having a ten foot rug of yourself in your bedroom
Serebii Update: A special distribution has been announced for Pokémon Pokopia. Get a Ditto Rug in the game's Mystery Gift feature by January 31st 2027
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This Ditto is so full of itself, imagine having a ten foot rug of yourself in your bedroom
:3
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
:3
Brawl Stewards thank you for the ban update, but please can we do something about Ugin, Eye of the Storms? Him, Oops all Counterspells, Rusko's Never-Ending Clock, and Landfall are also still the best decks in the format and while taking Mana Drain and Strip Mine helps, these decks were already- 1/2
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Brawl Stewards thank you for the ban update, but please can we do something about Ugin, Eye of the Storms? Him, Oops all Counterspells, Rusko's Never-Ending Clock, and Landfall are also still the best decks in the format and while taking Mana Drain and Strip Mine helps, these decks were already- 1/2
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These are the Democrats that voted alongside Republicans today to end the shutdown. They voted for a package that does nothing to extend the healthcare coverage that millions of people will be losing.
These are not people who will fight for their constituants and we have to vote them out.
These are not people who will fight for their constituants and we have to vote them out.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
These are the Democrats that voted alongside Republicans today to end the shutdown. They voted for a package that does nothing to extend the healthcare coverage that millions of people will be losing.
These are not people who will fight for their constituants and we have to vote them out.
These are not people who will fight for their constituants and we have to vote them out.
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November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Marvel Rivals Sami.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Marvel Rivals Sami.
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Finally put together my Patreon Stamp for November! If you’d like to get your hand on a conversation between Emrakul and Sokka, join any of the tiers and you’ll be getting a care package in the mail sooner than the moon can trap your loved one!
[ #mhabart #dailydrawing #mtgart #magicthegathering ]
[ #mhabart #dailydrawing #mtgart #magicthegathering ]
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Finally put together my Patreon Stamp for November! If you’d like to get your hand on a conversation between Emrakul and Sokka, join any of the tiers and you’ll be getting a care package in the mail sooner than the moon can trap your loved one!
[ #mhabart #dailydrawing #mtgart #magicthegathering ]
[ #mhabart #dailydrawing #mtgart #magicthegathering ]
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