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drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Okay but like how silly would this be
All Will Be One {3}{R}{R} Enchantment Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, this enchantment deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls. The Invasion Tree broke through the Blind Eternities and sent Phyrexian perfection coursing across the Multiverse. DailyMTG Story Spotlight Illustrated by Chris Rahn Abuelo's Awakening {X}{3}{W} Sorcery Return target artifact or non-Aura enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield with X additional +1/+1 counters on it. It’s a 1/1 Spirit creature with flying in addition to its other types. Quintorius touched the old poncho he’d found. A rush of magic condensed into an Echo, and wise Abuelo stepped forth. DailyMTG Story Spotlight Illustrated by Eelis Kyttanen Mirrorweave {2}{W/U}{W/U} Instant Each other creature becomes a copy of target nonlegendary creature until end of turn. “Those who are different are untrustworthy, unpredictable. Put your safety in the hands of your own kind.” —Bowen, Barrenton guardcaptain Illustrated by Jim Pavelec Black Sun's Zenith {X}{B}{B} Sorcery Put X -1/-1 counters on each creature. Shuffle Black Sun’s Zenith into its owner’s library. “Under the suns, Mirrodin kneels and begs us for perfection.” —Geth, Lord of the Vault Illustrated by Daniel Ljunggren
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
For me, best art goes to Desecrex. The art is incredibly inspiring and plays up the card's mechanics perfectly
Desecrex
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
What's better than 1 seven drop dinosaur? That's right, 2 seven drop dinosaurs
Vaultborn Tyrant {5}{G}{G} Creature — Dinosaur Trample Whenever this creature or another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card. When this creature dies, if it’s not a token, create a token that’s a copy of it, except it’s an artifact in addition to its other types. 6/6 Illustrated by Simon Dominic
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Wrath of... Merit Lage
Wrath of Marit Lage {3}{U}{U} Enchantment When this enchantment enters, tap all red creatures. Red creatures don’t untap during their controllers’ untap steps. “Marit Lage lies frozen in a glacier’s heart. Still her dreams take form in our world, stealing the heat from our souls.” —Halvor Arenson, Kjeldoran priest Illustrated by Matt Thompson
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
You asked for more teeth
Indominus Rex, Alpha {1}{U/B}{U/B}{G}{G} Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Mutant As Indominus Rex enters, discard any number of creature cards. It enters with a flying counter on it if a card discarded this way has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, hexproof, haste, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance. When Indominus Rex enters, draw a card for each counter on it. 6/6 Illustrated by Miro Petrov
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
I love his pathetic existence, your honour
Babygirl
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
I know this is really really early, but I desperately need this card to get reprinted in-multiverse flavored around Alpharael begging to go on a suicide mission after his twin sister falls to Sothera
Desperate Plea {1}{B} Sorcery — Lesson As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Choose one or both — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield if its power is less than or equal to the sacrificed creature’s power. • Destroy target creature. Illustrated by Shiyu UNRELEASED This card will be released on 2025-11-21, it is not legal in any format until its release date approaches.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Sometimes you gotta have three guys at once, you know?
Burn Down the House Mana Cost 3 Type Sorcery Rarity Rare rules Text Choose one - * Burn Down the House deals 5 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. * Create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." They gain haste until end of turn. Artist Campbell White Set MID - Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Number 352
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
I'm on a mission to feed He Who Falls, who's with me?
Hotdogs for Sothera
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Spoiler Warning for Predator Badlands:
(which I enjoyed and am providing this warning so that you can also check it out without this thought in your brain)
This was in my head the entire time while watching
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Incredible card for Mainset Teval, Roots decks are eating good
Snake Dragon
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
I swear if they would print just one or two more red cards that care about dice or just reprint Krark's Other Thumb in black border then I will commit to making her in paper, right now tho she's just an Arena deck
Delina, Wild Mage {3}{R} Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman Whenever Delina attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20. 1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that’s a copy of that creature, except it’s not legendary and it has “At end of combat, exile this token.” 15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again. 3/2 Illustrated by Wisnu Tan
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
A new Partner has hit the Arena Brawl Format
There is no Legend Rule in Ba Sing Se
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Just learned that you can cast Bold Defense
Bold Plagiarism Bold Defense
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
I think Alpharael is a rather fun blink+reanimator deck
Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte {1}{U}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Cleric When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch. “I am worthy of the Faller’s blessing. I can prove it.” 2/3 Illustrated by Cristi Balanescu
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
The boardstate this deck can create can be incredibly silly. And yes you are seeing that right, I do in fact have 20 hot dogs in play thanks to my beloved Voracious Fell Beast
Aminatou boardstate
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Morbius/Tearle for reference
Morbius the Living Vampire {2}{U}{B} Legendary Creature — Vampire Scientist Villain Flying, vigilance, lifelink {U}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. “Nothing matters—except the ravening thirst of Morbius! A thirst which must be quenched!” 3/1 Illustrated by Borja Pindado Tearle, Entropic Hunger {2}{U}{B} Morbius the Living Vampire Legendary Creature — Vampire Scientist Villain Flying, vigilance, lifelink {U}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. 3/1 Illustrated by Andrey Kuzinskiy
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Sorry gang, that's on me
Blasphemous Act {8}{R} Sorcery This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature. Illustrated by Viacom
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Everyone loves Fleem
Norman Osborn {1}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain Norman Osborn can’t be blocked. Whenever Norman Osborn deals combat damage to a player, he connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) {1}{U}{B}{R}: Transform Norman Osborn. Activate only as a sorcery. 1/1 Fleem, Goben's Creation {1}{U}{B}{R} Green Goblin Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain Flying, menace Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {2} less to cast. Each nonland card in your graveyard has mayhem. The mayhem cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast a card from your graveyard for its mayhem cost if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.) 3/3 Illustrated by Nicholas Gregory
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
My five faves, including a mix of both the Spider-Man and Omenpaths cards because I like some cards from both versions
Silk, Web Weaver {2}{G}{W} Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} (You may cast this spell for {1}{G}{W} if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner’s hand.) Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token. {3}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn. 3/5 Illustrated by Carissa Susilo The Spot, Living Portal {3}{W}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain When The Spot enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent and up to one target nonland permanent card from a graveyard. When The Spot dies, put him on the bottom of his owner’s library. If you do, return the exiled cards to their owners’ hands. Dr. Johnathon Ohnn had no problem breaking laws, physical or otherwise. 4/4 Illustrated by Bastien Grivet Desecrex, Gift of Servitude {2}{B}{R} Carnage, Crimson Chaos Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain Trample When Desecrex enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains “This creature attacks each combat if able” and “When this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it.” Mayhem {B}{R} 4/3 Illustrated by Diana Franco King of the Coldblood Curse {2}{G}{G} Lizard, Connors's Curse Legendary Creature — Lizard Villain Trample When King of the Coldblood Curse enters, up to one other target creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Lizard creature with base power and toughness 4/4. 5/5 Illustrated by Andrew Mar
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
My partner and I saw you from across the cemetery and we want your prize medals
My buddy Houndoom and I are serving the graveyard shift
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
EVERYONE SHUT UP WE'RE GETTING A K-POP DEMON HUNTERS SECRET LAIR
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Knight cancling dragon
October 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Oh yeah? How about entering the eternal prison that is WU Blink
Lavinia Brago
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
drakegenderthief.bsky.social
Casting multicolored spells with only one type of mana is above rate compared to other multicolored spells. For example, Figure of Destiny. You can play it turn 1 with any land that could produce white or red mana. For a standard multicolor card, you have to wait till you have a mana of both types
Kithkin Doggies
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM